More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

Malcolm X it=total amount of Reps by any means necessary

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You got it! Instead of 5x10, I would just smash out 50 reps as fast as I can manage. I realize I had this great idea previously while doing Building the Monolith and executed it with the press

So its more like a recurring nightmare, haha.

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Please tell me that 346 is a typo, or if not please help me with my bench.

Oh f**k me you know it is, haha. I have hit that in a past life though

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I figured it was when you wrote in the summary that the 270’s were hard. LOL

@simo74 the other string of clues was that this is a 5/3/1 workout, haha.


25 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells.

But the real highlight

Don’t act like you are gonna eat anything more anabolic than my bison tacos today

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Now you are just getting all technical. LOL

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AM WORKOUT (0317 Natural Wake Up) SEMI-FASTED (Surge Workout Fuel only)

BBB BEEFCAKE Week 2, Workout 1

MAINWORK

Axle Deadlift
5x176
3x266
3x356
3x411
1x466

SUPPLEMENTAL WORK

Axle Deadlift
50 reps of 356lbs in 13:15

Straight into assistance work

ASSISTANCE WORK

Hyper into abs

Shrugs into rows into pull aparts into pushdowns

Reverse hyper
40x360

30 standing ab wheels

32 Axle Shrugs against short strong bands

Kroc rows
9x115

50 band pull aparts

25 pushdowns

30 GHRs

20 dips

POST WORKOUT SHAKE

CONDITIONING

Medium-Light-Heavy swings w/3 burpee chins between

  • 15 swings, start with the 24kg bell, then the 20kg bell, then the 40kg bell

  • Between each round of swings, do 3 burpee chins

Got through 12 full rounds and the swings of the 13th round in 12 minutes

Finished up with 30 dips and 14 chins to get in my daily work

Notes:

  • Been having some GI issues the past few days. Thought it was a stomach bug, and might still be, but I’ve also once again brought blueberries back into my nutrition, so that may be the culprit. It impact today’s workout, as it took a while to get my morning started.

  • I had another grinder in me for that topset of 466, but juice wasn’t worth the squeeze, since I was already so behind the 8-ball. Just wanted to be able to give the supplemental my all.

  • Goal achieved for supplemental work: that was incredibly awful, I broke the weight off the floor more than I would have with a straight up 5x10 approach, still made it well under 20 minutes and suffered a bunch. I do think my TM is a bit too high for deads, but we’ll see if I adjust it or just eat up to it.

  • Forgot the kelso’s in my assistance work. Moving too quick to make up for time.

  • My conditioning work got stepped on due to the Mrs wanting to sleep in. Was supposed to be stones, but didn’t want to risk crashing it and waking her. ā€œMedium-heavy-lightā€ is still solid though, and I was hurting by the time it was over. Swings and level changes really answer a lot of questions.

  • First workout trying out @TrainForPain ā€˜s approach of empty stomach Surge. I don’t think I performed any worse that way, and it meant I got to have a bigger post training meal, so that’s cool. Still 1 serving: half before training starts, the other half through the training.

  • On note of ā€œbigger post training mealā€

  • 2 slices of keto toast w/sunflower butter, 4 stalks of celery w/Nuts n More Spread, mug of cashew milk, mug of fat free greek yogurt mixed w/protein powder, fruit, cinnamon, salt and dark chocolate chips, and then 1 whole pasture raised egg/2 egg whites, 2oz combination of grassfed beef/piedmontese liver chorizo and taco seasoned bison, avocado (60 grams) tomatoes, onions, jalapenos and bell peppers in a low carb wrap with fat free sour cream and some sauces to make a FANTASTIC breakfast burrito. This is how we eat here in Valhalla.

*ABCs and Tang Soo Do later today

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Strong AF!!

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Would a T-bone for lunch win or lose in this battle?

Just kidding dude, those look awesome. I have yet to try the bison and I keep forgetting to order it!

Also, it’s been a while since I’ve posted in your log. Its amazing how consistent and relentless you are given how much travel/obstacles etc you deal with. It’s inspiring! Happy gaining bro!

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@jwlake06 Thanks dude! Sure feeling that way.

@boilerman T-bone for lunch definitely trumps mine, haha. And I’m actually using bison from Costco rather than piedmontese for my taco meat. Piedmontese stopped carrying most of the other cuts of bison for now, but I’m sure they’ll come back.

And no sweat on not checking in on the log dude: you’ve got your head down and are absolutely killing it on your end.


Had a med appointment where blood pressure and heart rate were taken. 115/55 for bloods, ā€œrestingā€ heart rate of 45.

I have been AGGRESSIVELY salting the holy hell out of everything I eat for MONTHS, if not a full calendar year. That blood pressure is nutty.

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Got 26 ABCs done in 5 minutes with 24kg bells using a new approach.

4 75 second rounds vs 5 1 minute rounds.

Went 7-6-6-7.

I’m gonna play with that for a while. Something I’ve appreciated about 5 minutes of ABCs vs Tabata front squats is the room for variability. I was going mad with the front squats because it was ALWAYS 8 rounds. I got to dread the number 8, it would cause me legit anxiety. 5 minute EMOMs were doing that to me, but prior to that it was my 6 rounds of 40 seconds on/10 seconds off. As my fitness improves, I can do fewer rounds with more complexes per round. This was an ā€œeasyā€ 26 total: 27 is definitely there with this approach.

Still have Tang Soo Do, but wanted to log this while it was still fresh.

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Slept until 0615. Really good/deep night of sleep. Woke up and did a fasted workout of the following

24 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells (using 4 rounds of 75 seconds)
30 burpee chins in 5 minutes
5 minutes of medium-light-heavy (24kg-20-40) sets of 15 swings w/3 burpee chins between
5 minutes of alternating dips and standing ab wheel
25 pushdowns
50 pull aparts
30 GHRs

Notes:

  • Starting the day with ABCs is pretty awesome, because I get one of the worst parts of my day over and done with, and with this workout in particular it kicks the heart rate into the red and then I just hang on

  • Going straight into those burpee chins after the ABCs in gnarly. Level changes really are the key.

  • Bringing daily work back into the rotation as a ā€œthou shaltā€ has been a positive for me. I’m appreciating the creativity required to ensure I make it happen.

  • For all those ā€œstraps weaken gripā€ folks: my forearms are absolutely destroyed from yesterday’s Malcolm X axle deads, even though I used straps. Been a while since they’ve been sore.

  • On the note of soreness: all my upper body pressing muscles are sore from that 300 dip workout. Been a LONG time since I’ve felt that. Pretty awesome. Makes burpees a treat.

  • In Tang Soo Do, I focused on bringing violence back to my forms/hyungs. I’ve been sleep-walking through them for too long. This is a chance to practice intensity and violence, and ultimate make myself better.

  • Rest of today’s plan includes lawn mowing and Monument to Non-existence.

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You are an absolute machine and I love reading your log!! Makes me get hyped to get my (much less intense) work done. And actually want to do conditioning, which I’ve been slacking on.

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It is always nice to know that my muscle misery has company :joy:

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@simo74 You know I’m good for it. And I know you’re good for it with those barrel carries!


PM WORKOUT (1400)

ā€œMONUMENT TO NON-EXISTENCE: UNSTABLE MUTATIONā€

15x225 front squats
20x225 squats
25x225 SSB squats
30x225 deadlifts
35x225 high handle trap bar lifts

Straight into 60+ minutes of lawn mowing

Notes:

  • This weekly workout continues to be one of THE defining things I engage in. This is a weekly transformation. I have an out of body experience when I perform it while, at the same time, experiencing every single second of agony. The reps are inevitable: they WILL happen, no matter what I think, say or feel, yet every second I spend with that goddamn Safety Squat Bar on my back is a second I am spending thinking of just HOW I could quit.

  • I REALLY want to discuss that SSB squat. It is THE biggest deal in that movement. It’s absolutely wild how my whole body is just shutting down the whole time. Wanna know the thing that hurts the most? My calves. They HATE whatever it is I’m doing at that time, and it’s such a weird thing for me. Otherwise, it’s just ā€œthe everythingā€ that’s getting murdered.

  • I keep getting questions about ā€œwhyā€ I do this or what it trains, and that’s just funny to me.

  • It’s worth considering that, this morning, I did 20 minutes of training. This video is 15 minutes of training. These 15 minutes blow those 20 minutes away. Time tells only a fraction of the story.

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Gonna keep tooting my own horn for a second, because I’m firing on all cylinders these days.

ā€œHey T3hPwnisher, what have you done in your past 3 days of training?ā€

On Thursday, I did this AFTER my workout was done

On Friday, I did this

On Saturday, I did this AS THE RECOVERY WORKOUT

I also did 5 minutes of ABCs on all of those days, and daily work, and full 5/3/1 workouts, and some Tang Soo Do

And I got my heart health so well sorted that I got down to a 45 RHR AFTER an energy drink and going up a flight of stairs, with blood pressure markers to match.

I continue being more trouble than I am worth. Everything is moving in the right direction.

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Tooot tooot tooot Pwn is in the house

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@simo74 Hell yeah! Time to engage in some nerddom too


Slept until 0615 decently well, got up and did the following fasted

25 ABCs in 5 minutes w/24kg bells (that’s absolutely nuts for a first thing in the morning workout)
10 minute circuit of 3 burpee chins-10 dips-3 BCs-5 standing ab wheels
1 minute of ABCs (5 total)
20 burpee chins
50 pull aparts
25 pushdowns

No plans for the rest of the day. This is enough training, but there’s always room for more.

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God damn you just have to admire this, no matter what you think about it. Since I still find myself in a bit of a rut with training, I am even more in awe of how god damn hard you’re pushing after all those years. It’s not like I’m lazy compared to the people around me but truth be told: Right now it feels like the more years I have under my belt, the harder it is for me to still put me through the grinder and do the stuff that really hurts. The relentlessness you display is just insane.

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