More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

@ChongLordUno Those were good times. It’s good to check back in and see that we still got it.


PM WORKOUT (1300)

Tactical Barbell Operator Cycle 2, Week 5, Workout 5 (final)

EMOM Sandbag over bar

200lb bag, 50" bar
10 rounds of doubles
1 single

Notes:

  • That’s a PR for performance, hitting it perfectly on the training cycle. I really found my rhythm on this these past few weeks. I went without the long socks and it paid off, because I didn’t get hung up on them. I’ll remember that come contest day.

  • I imagine foregoing the squats yesterday also helped on this, although to the surprise of absolutely no one, I am a bit sore from 300 burpee chins.

MAXIMUM DEFINITION DIET recap


Breakfast was 2 omelets, each with 3 pastured eggs, some grassfed wagyu tallow, piedmontese grassfed 93% lean ground beef and a slice of jarlsburg lowfat swiss, alongside 5 strips of beef bacon.

Dinner was an entire rack of pork spare ribs alongside some brisket from my favorite local BBQ place. I just want to comment that I love the fact I can eat like this and still lose fat.

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AM WORKOUT (0358 natural wake up)

BRIDGE WEEK

Deadlift
10x425

Treadmill walk w/20.4lb tac vest

Incline: 6.0
Speed: 3.5
Distance: 3 miles
Time: 51:30

Notes:

  • I know it doesn’t seem very “bridge week” to pull a heavy set of deads, but this was the end of the ROM progression cycle. I exercised discipline and kept it very controlled and did not push past my limits on it. Very controlled on the concentric and eccentric. In turn, 10 reps is a pretty significant drop off, but I’m please that I can still churn out that number in these circumstances. That’s a good “every day strength” marker.

  • Treadmill walk is what the rest of this week is going to look like. Want to stay active, keep weight controlled, and promote recovery. I walked 3 miles today because that’s what I had time for, but without the deadlift at the start of the workout, I’ll most likely get in longer distances for the rest of the week.

  • My body is already feeling strong from the time away from squatting. I definitely think 6 weeks is the longest I should run SSB as a main lift. It got me strong, but it was beating me up, and this week of recovery and supercompensation will be good for me.

  • Weighed in at 81.6kg this morning, same as last week. It bodes well, as I didn’t sweat as much with this workout as I do on typical ones, so less water weight loss. I had my carby meal yesterday: cheeseburger alfredo casserole, made with piedmontese 93% lean beef, drum wheat pasta, Tillamook cheddar, no sugar cured bacon, whole cream and parmesan, alongside 3 of the Valkyrie’s oatmeal peanut butter butterscotch chocolate chip cookies with some local raw honey and a mug of fairlife skim milk. I absolutely could have eaten the entire casserole dish and many more cookies on top of that, it was phenomenal. I continue to be excited at the prospect of no longer needing to meet a weight class. Which, on that note, a 4th person has signed up for the weight class (counting myself), which is the largest competition I’ve had in quite some time. I’m excited about that.

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Was on my lunchtime walk, re-reading the Tactical Barbell MASS Protocol (not sure why MASS is in all caps, as it’s not an acronym from what I can tell) to get re-familiar with it before my next training phase, and realized I’d gotten a little too scope locked on my nutrition.

My freezer has a fair amount of non-ruminant meat in it. My wife’s family will gift us pork and chicken from their farm. I enjoy it, but I don’t want to make it my dietary staple, due to my thoughts on the superiority of ruminant animals compared to monogastric animals as a nutritional source. In turn, I make my breakfasts based around some sort of ruminant animal (beef or lamb primarily) and don’t let the monogastric animals just stay in the freezer. I don’t want to eat them all week for breakfast, and the rest of the family won’t eat enough meat for me to justify cooking up a whole pork butt or a chicken.

But with Mass protocol on the horizon, I’ll need to start eating MORE…and I realized I could just ADD the non-ruminant meat TO the main meal of ruminant animal and eggs. This can be where my surplus comes from. Still have the 1lb of ruminant animal and the eggs/whites, but then throw in 4oz or so of chicken or pork. Keeps the dosage low but gives me a chance to get in a little animal variety and work my way through the freezer.

This solution most likely was obvious to others, but it’s just funny how we overlook the answer.

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Is your current diet 0 carbs?

It’s currently Vince Gironda’s Maximum Definition Diet. I did a full write up here

So I’ll eat a meal with carbs once a week.

My preference is a zero plant diet, and in that some carbs can be allotted through diary, but even then I keep my dairy intake low. However, I’ve found that I tend to get better results including that 1 carb meal a week vs excluding it

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Maximum Definition Diet recap


Breakfast has me back on lamb. 13.4 ounces, with beef liver, 3 whole eggs and 5 whites. The oddly specific number for lamb boils down to me taking the lamb leg I had and just dividing it into 5 portions.

For dinner, I got creative with carnivore tacos. I made tortillas with 75g of egg whites and about a cup of shredded aged kerrygold grassfed cheddar that I blended into a batter and fried thin on a frying pan. Meat was piedmontese grassfed 93% lean, with some Mexican queso fresca and shredded colbyjack topped with some grassfed sour cream. I also had 3 whole eggs and the rest of the whites made. I cut out the yolks of the fried eggs and put them into the tacos. It was glorious. Definitely deviated from the rules, but it was nice to have taco night as a family.

Got in another 3 mile walk with a weight vest after dinner.

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Man I just read your experience.. pretty cool. do you feel better health wise than on a diet including high carb and plants? Also how are your energy levels in training (how hard was it the first few weeks when adjusting to ketosis)

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A gread read mate, as always.

Have you by chance had genetic testing done?
There are a number of genes, when expressed in particular ways, that lean you towards dealing with Fat metabolism etc far better than someone without it. Also occurs with carbs for some folk, particularly in the asian pops - or atleast its more common there.

I’d bet a high amount on you simply being built for this.

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@duketheslaya Health was the primary reason I stopped eating plants. My guts were absolutely destroyed from years of eating them, with 5-6 bloody bowel movements a day being pretty standard for me. I needed to make a serious change, so I effectively hit the reset button and built from the ground up. Funny enough, it was the Velocity Diet that was pretty pivotal to that reset, as it really broke all my paradigms and gave me a chance to just have less “stuff” in my guts, and from there it just kept evolving to where I am right now.

I haven’t had a high carb diet since like the early 2000s. I’ve always gravitated toward low carb, but I was still eating a lot of plants when I did that, and still wasn’t feeling great as a result. In that regard, eliminating plants only improve my energy levels, as my digestion improved and I had less “noise” in my body compared to signal. That said, I genuinely don’t know if I ever get into ketosis, as I don’t make a concentrated effort to having a fat to protein ratio that supports it. If I do, I imagine it’s a shallow state of it, and I’m frequently bumping in and out of it.

I train fasted, so really, food has minimal impact on my energy levels. I never feel lacking for energy. I know that, if I were to consume carbs, I’d have MORE energy, but I don’t see that as any different compared to if I were to consume a stimulant as well. And in the same regard, with a diet without plants, my energy levels just remain stable and consistent through out the day: no spikes and crashes.

@wiseman83 Glad you enjoyed it dude! I’ve never gotten genetic testing: I honestly don’t trust a private company to have my genetic code. However, my theory is that I come from a genetic stock that handles animal well. I was thinking about it the other day, how, just going purely off a “what my body craves” perspective, ever since I was young, I’ve wanted fatty meats. I had bacon on my mom’s family farm that blow my 4 year old mind, I’ve always loved burgers, ribs, steaks, etc, and my last week’s breakfast of rib fingers, clocking in at almost exactly a 1:1 ratio of fat to protein, just felt “right” with each bite. I can appreciate that carbs are yummy, but my body definitely prioritizes fatty meat over carbs.


AM WORKOUT (0510 wake up via Valkyrie’s alarm)

BRIDGE WEEK

22 minutes low intensity rower

Notes:

  • It’s so hard to not push harder, as I’m so used to doing so, but this week is accomplishing exactly what it needs to. My body really feels incredible. Which has a 2 part benefit, as for one, I’ll feel great for my competition, but secondly, it’s good to know that the only reason I was feeling so beat up and hurt was because I was pushing myself too hard and needed rest. I’m at the age where it’s hard to determine what pain is from training and what pain is just something I have to live with. Bridge weeks are good, and this is a sure sign that it’s time to move away from Operator and onto Mass/Specificity so I can reduce the loads. However, it also means I was most likely pushing too hard on Operator in general: it shouldn’t be beating me up. I think, moving forward, if I prioritize the SSB, I’ll do so with a reduced volume approach to Operator: 3 work sets vs 5. Save the higher work sets for front squats or buffalo bar squat.

  • 22 minutes was the duration of a Futurama episode. I have @TrainForPain to thank for that idea.

  • Weighed in at 81.8 post workout. I’m not sweating much for these workouts, so those weigh ins bode well.

  • Tang Soo Do sparring night tonight. Have to make sure to avoid getting some sort of stupid injury from this.

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Atleast you’ve found your diet now. I couldn’t imagine 5-6 a day bloody movements…

They say you are what you eat, but I think it’s you are what you digest…

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Exactly. Digestion is SO crucial. So many folks just live in a state of constant intestinal distress and just assume it’s normal. We spend SO much of our lives unhealthy that we forget what healthy feels like.

And that’s to say nothing of the fact that you’ve got the vagus nerve in your large intestine responsible for so many parasympathetic functions. When your guts aren’t happy, your whole body isn’t.

I used to just care about macronutrients. Eat more protein and fats and fewer carbs and I’m fine. Eat more if I want to gain and less if I want to lose. I didn’t care about what the source was of that nutrition. When I switched to single ingredient foods (ie: REAL foods) I really transformed myself.

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Maximum Definition Diet recap


Today was a repeat of yesterday. I used the same recipe for the carnivore tortillas, but spread them out thinner so I could have more of them. Worked out perfectly.

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I confess to often lying about the length of my zone 2 work, saying “45 minutes” when really it is “40-50+ minutes, depending on what show I have playing” haha

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Im going to try the Maximum definition diet, Sick of poor gut health, carb frenzying and craving shit and eating shitty foods. Plus my goal right now is weight loss. I looked at the supplements you chose and can you recommend what to take? I’m in Australia and they don’t ship Biotest to here. So I’ll just have to hit a supplement store/chemist for what I can find

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@duketheslaya Glad to hear you’ll give it a go dude: hope it pans out well for you. If cravings are an issue, I’d definitely opt for the original 3 meal a day approach vs the 2 a day approach I use. The meals should hold over until the next eating opportunity.

Biggest supplement I would aim for is creatine monohydrate. Even eating a ton of meat, it’s hard to get that in the quantities that a supplement can provide. Beyond that, I feel like a diet rich in whole eggs is already going to get you a lot of vitamins and minerals. I’d opt to include some organ meats, which is why I eat liver daily. See if you can manage that (liver, heart, kidney, something like that). Also, an electrolyte supplement will be VERY helpful, especially for someone engaging in boxing training. Sodium, magnesium and potassium are the big 3. People think hydrating is about drinking water, but we can actually DEHYDRATE from too much water because we deplete our electrolytes. It’s about balance.


AM WORKOUT (0400 wake up via alarm)

BRIDGE WEEK

“GO RUCK YOURSELF”

Teadmill Walk w/20.4lb tac vest

Speed: 3.5
Incline: 6
Distance: 5 miles
Time: 86 minutes

Notes:

  • I’m pushing things a little harder this bridge week compared to last by including the tac vest and the incline, but I’m feeling really strong. I kept wondering if I had set the treadmill wrong, because this walk felt incredibly easy. Seem to be healing and recovering well. Which, upon my reflection from yesterday’s write-up assessing how the SSB for 5 sets was beating me up, I forgot to take under consideration that I was also training in a deficit state, which further contributes to difficulty recovering. My engines are revved up to start growing again.

  • Weighed 81.3kg post workout shower, again with a low sweat workout. Weight is staying on point. I’m at the point where I’m not concerned about fat gain but about physical mass in my guts and water retention, so dietary choices are made to impact that.

  • Sparring was pretty low intensity last night: ended up going out in the first round and then the Valkyrie got hit with a foul shot in her own match that had me tending to her. Got in as decent a workout as I could. The AC has been broken in the Dojang, so we’ve been limiting activity, but it’s supposed to be getting fixed today, so hopefully things will pick up.

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I’m quite open to it. It just makes too much sense not to try it.

I can do definitely do liver. i once tried to make a kidney stew… Was yuck. Liver I find if I chop into tiny pieces and swallow it I can manage. Also I was wondering where it would fit in with boxing so I’ll definitely take the electrolyte supp. Thanks man. Will keep you updated in my log. Going to start tomorrow.

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@duketheslaya I’m excited to follow along! I also forgot to mention the nutrition to be found in butter as well, which is part of the maximum definition diet, so that should go a long way.

@QuadQueen The Valkyrie has expressed interest in employing a probiotic in order to improve her gut health. I’ve done a little bit of research but realize when I’m out of my depth. I feel as though I’ve seen you make mention of these before: is there any you recommend for women in their late 30s employing a traditional mixed diet?

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Maximum Definition Diet recap

Breakfast was the same as yesterday, but I added a little ghee on top of the eggs. Dinner was 3 whole eggs, 5 whites, and 20 Italian style chicken meatballs seasoning from this company

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If her digestion is generally pretty good and she’s just looking to optimize gut health, an easy to get one to find and get is Culturelle Women’s 4-in-1 is a solid choice for gut, vaginal, urinary tract and immune system health. Liiv Women’s probiotic is another good one. If she has IBS or other gut/ digestive issues, I’d recommend a more specialized product like VSL#3.
I also recommend rotating different bacterial strains and probiotic products every few months and taking breaks from supplementing all together every few months. This helps prevent a SIBO development and allows natural gut flora to flourish too.
If she’s got a certain product in mind or has questions, I’d be happy to either give my opinion on the product or talk with her to figure out the best option for her situation.

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@QuadQueen Thank you! You remain an incredible asset for our community here. I’ll be sure to look into these, and your offer to discuss is wonderful: I’ll make use of that should the need arise.


AM WORKOUT (0400 wake up via alarm)

BRIDGE WEEK

“GO RUCK YOURSELF” (lightly)

Treadmill walk w/20.4lb tac carrier

Incline: 1.0
Speed: 3.5
Distance: 5 miles
Time: 86 minutes

Notes:

  • Started with incline 6.0 and it felt challenging compared to yesterday, so I dropped it to 1. It’s bridge week, and the point is to go into the competition feeling strong. Don’t need to turn this into workouts: this is just recovery.

  • Sparring night was a little more active than yesterday. I’m feeling healthier, so I’m a big springier and faster.

  • Woke up at 80.2kg. I tend to get this sort of free fall on these weeks, which I attribute to the reduced inflammation from the lack of training. It’s a balancing act now though: I don’t want to show up TOO light. As a result, I’ll be including a little more food in my meals, and soon enough it’s just going to be gaining time.

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