More Trouble Than I Am Worth: Chaos Is The Plan (T3hPwnisher Log)

AM WORKOUT (0330 natural wake up)

SUPER SQUATS Workout 4

(3)Incline DB bench/Chins superset
3x12x100s/2x15

BtN Press/band pull apart superset
3x10x125/50 total reps

Breathing Squats/Pull overs
20x355/20x20lbs

Assistance Work Circuit: rows into shrugs into reverse hypers into GHRs

Gorilla rows
1x40x24kg bells

Axle shrugs against strong short bands
1x30

Reverse hyper
1x54x180

GHRs
1x30

POST WORKOUT SHAKE
CONDITIONING/ASSISTANCE

10 min AMRAP of:

  • 1 burpee chin
  • 1 40kg KB swing

Add a swing per round. Got through 18 full rounds

50 dips
25 pushdowns
25 band curls

Notes:

  • Every workout from here on out is uncharted territory. Unlike last run, I don’t feel like I’m playing with fire with every workout. Not having RSV or a torn hamstring is pretty amazing that way. I held the bar the lowest it’s ever been in my life, which is a byproduct of my garage being so cold that my hands were numb approaching the set and I had to effectively slap the bar on top of my back, so it slid quite a bit. I had no doubt in my body’s ability to get through the set: just needed to make sure I could keep the bar on me.

  • Forearms are slightly less pissy, but still letting their feelings be heard. Pressing was still strong.

  • I like what I came up with for the assistance. Took a little longer to set up, but running a blitz through those movements is a bit closer in spirit to the deadlifts and blew me away. Also, I was able to get all my chins done unassisted. There’s still pain in the area, but performance is improving.

  • Really like what I came up with for the conditioning. Swings don’t bug my forearms, and they work that hip hinge that is otherwise lacking, and I was absolutely hurting conditioning-wise in the later rounds. Burpee chins are always a great choice, but I know I can let myself meander on them, so I kept it to a single just to get in the level change and brutality it brings.

  • Appetite is through the roof. I’m leaning into it. I’ll do some sort of stupid conditioning later.

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That’s awesome!

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Some goofball updates I’ve been meaning to write, but I shared with the Mrs my 2x20 rep squat adventure, and since she’s also psychotic and has done her own run of Super Squats before she spent the whole weekend being in awe of me. But the best part too is I started off telling her the story saying ā€œI realized I had done the same weight as last timeā€ and she finished it by saying ā€œSo of course you loaded up 5lbs and did it all overā€

The other big W was, in celebration of us staying here, we decided to go local and buy the local University sweatshirts. I got my standard XL. We get it home, the wife unfolds it and says ā€œThis looks HUGE!ā€ I agreed: definitely oversized…until I put it on and it fit snugly.

The gain train is a-rolling.

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Super Squats, just another Tuesday for Pwn.

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After the set, I’m definitely thinking ā€œSee You Next Tuesday!ā€

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PM WORKOUT was 40 burpees over bar. Digging going bodyweight on my Super Squats days

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AM WORKOUT (0435 natural wake up) FASTED

CONDITIONING

Just going to narrate this. I took 3 bells: 20kg, 40kg and 24kg. I’d do a burpee chin, then 5 swings with the 20, burpee chin, 2 with the 40, burpee chin, 3 with the 24. That’s 1 round.

Got 20 rounds in exactly 22 minutes, so then I did a Tabata workout, where for the 20 seconds I’d swing one of the bells, then in the 10 seconds off I’d do 2 burpee chins.

After that, I got in 3 more rounds of the first protocol in the remaining 4 minutes to get in a full 30 minute workout.

This seemed like a ā€œgood bad ideaā€ on paper but fell kinda flat. Just didn’t have much punch to it. The tabata in the middle helped breathe a little more life into me: if I were to do it again, I think I’d do more like Tabata-Non Tabata on a rotation. But I got in a good amount of swings and burpee chins.

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Do have a recommendation for a good timing app since you seem to time stuff a lot.

Ones I have found so far just don’t cut it.

I legit just downloaded the first one I found on googleplay, haha. I think it’s called ā€œTimer 4 HIITā€

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I’ll never forget the time I passed out in LA Fitness after quite a few months taking Stacker 3 diet pills mixed with OG Monster Energy drinks and/or Bucked Up LFG pre-workout. I was probably going over 1,200 mg. of caffeine a day without even thinking about it.

Now I just drink coffee

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I remember one day, after I switched to coffee, I was at a coffee shop and found out you could get free refills. By 10am, I had 3 large cold brews. 5pm BJJ practice comes around, have my first roll, and I tell my coach ā€œI think I’m about to have a heart attackā€. He responds ā€œWhat you’ve never had too much caffeine before?ā€

That day I learned lots of caffeine and cardio do not mix. Also, I learned my coach is a caffeine junkie.

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@round2lifting Hah! Amazing. I remember my first time getting on night shifts, I took to having a 5 hour energy immediately upon waking to chase away the grogginess, but one day I FORGOT I already had my 5 hour energy. I thankfully didn’t drink another one, but I DID slug a diet mountain dew immediately after the 5 hour energy, and an hour later I experience time SLOWING DOWN. It was surreal, haha.


PM WORKOUT (1600)

TABEARTA. Got 4 complexes per round for the first 5 rounds and fell off after that. Digging this challenge.

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Hey Pwn, amazing work as always.

Would you mind ging a timeline of your training and number through the years? I sometimes get demotivated because things aren’t progressing as fast as I hoped.

Keep rocking dude

@Panopticum Much appreciate dude! Man, that’ll be an undertaking for 23 years of training, haha. I’m not too good on numbers/milestones, but I’ll try to put something together. Gimme a minute on that.


AM WORKOUT (0330 natural wake up)

SUPER SQUATS Workout 5

Axle clean and strict press away/band pull apart superset
10x176
9x176
8x176
50 pull aparts

Weighted dip/axle row superset
3x12x105/2x15x193

Breathing Squats/Pull overs
20x360/20x20

Strict high bar good mornings
15x162

25 pushdowns
20 standing ab wheel
30 GHR

POST WORKOUT SHAKE
CONDITIONING

5 minutes, AMRAP of

  • 1 burpee chin
  • 1 axle clean and press w/123lbs

19 rounds accomplished

Notes:

  • Tweaked something in my upper right glute/lower back yesterday during the swings, which made unracking the bar uncomfortable and had me moving like the Tin man on the very first rep, but after that things seemed to click into place on the set. When I hit rep 10, I knew I had victory. For you readers at home, no joke, if you wanna take away some of the anxiety of Super Squats, do a run where you work up to 30 reps: it makes 20 feel so mundane. And it’s so weird how I rack the weight, feel somewhat ok, and then promptly die as soon as the pull overs start. It reminds me of the Cro Cop/Bob Sapp fight where Cro Cop lands the punch, it hits Bob, Bob registers it, but as time goes on he just starts dying harder and harder
  • Hitting the first pause on the press, and it’s in an awesome spot: full 5lbs heavier than last run, and right about the area where the clean could start limiting me. Gives me a chance to get stronger in all regards.

  • Deadlifting is still seeming like a bad idea. Tear is taking a long time to fully recover. But the good mornings are absolutely brutal. Really focusing on stretching the hamstring.

  • Burpees is the plan for later, and it’s supposed to be sparring night for Tang Soo Do tonight, which is usually pretty decent cardio.

  • Totally unrelated but awesome: we made bison Italian sloppy joes last night. 1.5 cups of pasta sauce, 1 tablespoon of Worcestershire sauce, 1 tablespoon of onion powder (my family won’t eat onions, otherwise you would chop up 1 medium onion) and 1.25lbs of ground bison. I used low carb hamburger buns, Mrs used homemade sourdough. Find me something more anabolic.

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Cro cop was just a different caliber we don’t see today. Between him, Wanderlei Silva, and emaleyenenko (spelling?) I miss older school MMA. Andre Arlovski was my favorite being a fellow heavyweight.

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@Panopticum You asked for it! Haha.

Alright, so starting from Genesis: I was a fat kid growing up, but it was the 90s, so I was ā€œ90s fat kidā€ fat and not current ā€œgelatinous cube fat kidā€ that is in the modern era. I related a lot to Bobby Hill.

When I turned 14, I ā€œturned the ship aroundā€ and lost a little over 20lbs of the course of the summer. I went from 5’9 and 176lbs to 5’9 and hanging around 152-158lbs. This was also the age I started weight training, as I grew up with the myth that lifting weights prior to turning 13 would stunt your growth.

Despite being a fat kid, I was still active growing up. My parents insisted that my brother and I always be involved in SOME sport, which was awesome of them. So prior to this point I had played t-ball, soccer, swam (ā€œcompetitivelyā€, in the sense I at least tried to race against others in meets), ice hockey, American football, and had started training Tae Kwon Do at age 8. I would go on to join the wrestling team in the fall and do that for 3 years, which was AMAZING for my physical shape.

The only real issue was that, since it was a weight class based sport, it meant I stayed at 152-158lbs for the next 3 years. Which, given I was a fat kid, I’m sure I woulda been too afraid to eat to gain anyway, but still. Here I am at my 17th Birthday at around 155lbs.


I genuinely don’t remember many of my starting numbers. I know I started with the bar on bench at 14, and I didn’t squat or deadlift until I got to college. Most lower body work was athletics and some leg pressing/curls/extensions. My high school coach taught me that squats and deadlifts were dangerous…yay. But I still lived training, and was always doing physical stuff. Really, martial arts were my passion and lifting was a thing I did to get better at it.

The weekend that wrestling ended, I put on 10lbs and it never went away. It was a bingefest of cookies, sweets, junkfood, etc. All the things I had been denying myself for those 3 years to make weight.

When I got to college at age 17 (I turned 18 that Oct), I had access to a much bigger weightroom AND a dinning hall that was buffet style, so I put on another 10lbs rapidly. I went for a bench max before turning 18 and managed 275. To this day, 275lbs is STILL significant to me whenever I bench it, because it was my first ever max.

The summer after my freshman year, I came home to my crappy standard bench and my dad challenged me to be able to bench 300lbs before the summer was over. So I did just that, on a standard bench rated to hold 300lbs INCLUDING the lifter, haha. So I had a 300lb bench at 18/almost 19 at a height of 5’9 and the mid 180s with around 5 years of training.

I also still had no squat or deadlift. I eventually decided I wanted to ā€œbe a powerlifterā€ because we only knew powerlifter and bodybuilding back then and of COURSE powerlifting made you strong for martial arts, so I stumbled into ā€œWestside Barbell for Skinny Bastardsā€ off of t-nation (version 1)

And just as an aside, the first time I saw the photo of Joe Defranco I thought ā€œHoly f**k I wanna be THAT!ā€

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I, of course, butchered the program, but while running that I was given a copy of ā€œBeyond Bodybuildingā€ by Pavel Tsastouline, and would alternate between a few months of WS4SB and a few months of Pavel’s 3-5, using periodization completely unbeknownst to me. Somewhere in the middle of all that I did my first run of Super Squats, achieving a 20x310 Denver squat (mile high) and hitting a 325lb bench at a bodyweight of 202lbs, first time I was ever over 200lbs.

Before graduating college, I hit my first ever 405 deadlift and had like a 365 squat.

Upon graduation, I hung up my gloves (was training MMA all through college) and bought full into lifting. It was 2007/2008 at that point, so I completely drank the Dave Tate Elitefts Koolaid and was eating everything in my path to get as big and strong as possible. I topped out at 217lbs, with a 365lb touch and go bench that I have NEVER replicated, a 540lb belteless terrible form deadlift and a 420 squat

I was 22 at that point, so 8 years of training.

Started a new job, moved to a new place, blew out my back in a new gym, couldn’t deadlift for 3 years, dealt with a lot of ennui, contemplated quitting lifting, then a powerlifting meet showed up in my area and I gave it ā€œone last shotā€, and at age 25/26 posted a 474-342 (highiest ever in competition)-525 showing at 198lbs

Did 2 more meets, got skinnier, competed in my final powerlifting meet at the age of 27 as a 181 and got a 502 squat that had eluded me FOREVER, a 336 bench and a 601 deadlift: first ever 600lb pull in comp

Moved again, more stuff happened, new gyms, new lives, started competing in strongman, found a new passion in that, and accomplished probably the greatest feat of deadlifting in my life with this set of 7x585+chains at a bodyweight of 195lbs at the age of 29, so 15 years of training.

I went on to rupture my hamstring, tear my ACL and fracture my patella in a strongman competition later that year.

And funny enough (a weird sort of funny), I’ve documented that entire journey since here on t-nation

And ACTUALLY had a log slightly before that too

Soooo…that! Haha. Hope that helps!

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Was there anytime specifically when you start adding in your conditioning work or was it always something you did?

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@freshyfresh Because of my background/first love of martial arts, conditioning was always important to me. During that period of time that I hung up the gloves and went through my powerlifting meets, conditioning was on the backburner but still factored into my training. But when I started getting into strongman in 2013, I realized it was a hole in my game AND it was an easy one for me to address. I didn’t have access to all the implements, so I couldn’t get better really easy, but I COULD get my conditioning up, and back then strongman was still feeling that mid 2000s vibe, with a lot of medleys and carries vs the current era of ā€œstupidly heavy for singlesā€ stuff, so it put me in a good way to focus on it.

But I didn’t start really ā€œowningā€ conditioning until about 2020, when I had a health scare with my LDL and had to once again ā€œturn the ship aroundā€. Changed priorities, stopped chasing max strength, dropped a bunch of bodyweight and decided to ā€œlean into itā€. Since I knew my maxes were going to start dropping with the bodyweight, I chased a new dragon of conditioning because it was something I could watch myself really excel in as the weight dropped.

I had solid conditioning before that. I ā€œpioneeredā€ doing 5/3/1 Building the Monolith in under an hour, haha. But I went a whole other level with 2020.

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Any time I’m in the gym and think I’m training hard, I remember T3hPwnisher, and am reminded that I have A LOT of work to do. Hahahahaha

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Gotcha. Thanks for the response. Now did you just jump into the deep end of doing conditioning everyday or did you build up to it?

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