Moms! Wtf?

[quote]Mick28 wrote:
Who was it that said “it’s a pity that youth is waisted on the young?”[/quote]

No one.
But, George Bernard Shaw said, “Youth is wasted on the young.”

[quote]Rykker wrote:
Mick28 wrote:
Who was it that said “it’s a pity that youth is waisted on the young?”

No one.
But, George Bernard Shaw said, “Youth is wasted on the young.”

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LMAO.

Mick, how old are you?

No offense Mick, but your depressing me.

p.s. I think I’m gonna go call my mom and tell her I love her.

yeah man you killed the vibe big time. 40 year old virgin time… why you gotta always bring that in that britney spears shit? no one wants to hear that shit.

[quote]Mick28 wrote:

Old enough to have lost my mom to kidney disease almost one year ago. I wish she were here to tell me that she loves me. Those who are complaining are young…if not in years then in accumulated wisdom.

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That’s too bad, my mom died of being slapped by her pimp. Her pimp was me. I feel your pain.

However, you still killed it.

Man this post had nothing to do with mom’s either, and everything to do with sneezing… epic fail =/

My mom is dead, too, but I still think DB is pretty old.

Isn’t he, like, seventy?

Tell you mom you will not tolerate her sexual harassment anymore.

[quote]TQB wrote:
sen say wrote:
these gay-ass World’s Best Dad coffee mugs…

Maybe you and your wife should sit down and talk?

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I mentioned this to her and she said something about me having anger issues and she wanted to help me…I can’t stand the sight of her anymore, let alone think about talking to her…she’s a phony and a big faker…I threw the world’s greatest husband mug she got me in teh trash…

On another note, Easter is next week and bunnies anger me.

[quote]sen say wrote:

On another note, Easter is next week and bunnies anger me.[/quote]

Bunnies!!!

I like to bury about a dozen bunnies so that only their heads are above ground and go all Caligula on them with my John Deere X700 tractor.

Muahaha, muahahah,Muahahahahah.

DB

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
sen say wrote:

On another note, Easter is next week and bunnies anger me.

Bunnies!!!

I like to bury about a dozen bunnies so that only their heads are above ground and go all Caligula on them with my John Deere X700 tractor.

Muahaha, muahahah,Muahahahahah.

DB[/quote]

Didn’t some guy do that with cats? Someone must have really been hitting the porn hard that day.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
sen say wrote:

On another note, Easter is next week and bunnies anger me.

Bunnies!!!

I like to bury about a dozen bunnies so that only their heads are above ground and go all Caligula on them with my John Deere X700 tractor.

Muahaha, muahahah,Muahahahahah.

DB[/quote]

Quite virile for a seventy-year old!

“Like a John Deere Tractor… in a half…-acre field…”

No one has EVER said “I love you” to me. If someone did I’d be extremely freaked out. It’s just not something you can say in real life.

Of course, I’m not counting all the drunken “I love you man!” stuff I’ve got from other guys. :wink:

[quote]Zomg wrote:
No one has EVER said “I love you” to me. If someone did I’d be extremely freaked out. It’s just not something you can say in real life.

Of course, I’m not counting all the drunken “I love you man!” stuff I’ve got from other guys. ;)[/quote]

Stay away from girls then, they will fuck you up.