my mother won’t even take my calls
[quote]Lonnie123 wrote:
First we have the “Why do we say ‘Bless You’” thread… And now we have someone complaining that their mother says “I love you” when you is ending a conversation?
I sincerely hope this was a troll job of the highest order.[/quote]
Uhhh…I don’t know where you’re coming from.
DB
[quote]Kruiser wrote:
dday wrote:
This thread confuses and scares me a little. I think I should go find someone to hug and then kick them in the nuts.
Nah. Kick them in the nuts first. If they still let you hug them… You’ve got a true friend. 8^)
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GOOD IDEA!!! I think I’ll try that out on some co-workers right now.
Saying “I love you” makes you gay. Actually typing it makes you gay. I am suddenly in the mood for a non fat soymilk cafe mocca.
You should do the Christian thing and just punch your mother in the teeth.
That cheeky bitch.
Sad, supposed T-Men who giggle and blush when it’s just about “I love you”.
Grow up.
[quote]baretta wrote:
Saying “I love you” makes you gay. Actually typing it makes you gay. I am suddenly in the mood for a non fat soymilk cafe mocca.[/quote]
Stare at your avatar for a while.
If that doesn’t fix it, then there’s no help for ya.
[quote]robo1 wrote:
my mother won’t even take my calls[/quote]
Not even Jesus loves you, she’s no different.
[quote]Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Sad, supposed T-Men who giggle and blush when it’s just about “I love you”.
Grow up.
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And they say germans have no sense of humor.
I have AIDS and some bitch ass nurse said “I will be praying for you,” so I had unprotected sex with her…Slut.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
I talked to my mom last night. At the end of our coversation, she said, “I love you.” My initial reaction was, “wtf! Why say something like this?” Why do parents feel the need to tell their kids they love them. I’m sure she’s just saying that to feign politeness. So, I got to thinking about other stupid things that people do under the guise of caring for other humans. Abominations like hugging, holding hands and saying nice things at random times. If anyone disagrees with this, please, please let your stupid thoughts be known on here.
DB[/quote]
People not getting this make it all that more entertaining. On that note.
ACHOOOOOOOO
[quote]HERO wrote:
People not getting this make it all that more entertaining. On that note.
ACHOOOOOOOO[/quote]
Quit spreading your disease, asshole!
[quote]Kruiser wrote:
So I was at my local watering hole last Sunday afternoon. This old guy comes in all depressed cuz he recently lost his wife AND had a stroke. He says he’s going to throw himself in front of a truck. My buddy and I talk him down for about a half hour and think we’re making progress. Suddenly he gets up and zips out of the place so I go running after him. Sure enough, he goes right into the middle of Main Street making me chase him down while blocking traffic until the cops and an ambulance arrive.
What WAS I thinking??? No more random acts of kindness for me!
Thanks for setting me straight DB.[/quote]
You’re a cockhead if I’ve ever seen one. You should have reminded him that comitting suicide isnt selfish whatsoever, perfectly ok, and nothing will ever get better. Shit, if you were in an especially jolly mood, you could have jumped behind the bar and grabbed him a knife. I know this would have been really going the extra mile, but you could have even reminded him it’s down the road, not across the street.
Good day to you, cunt-rocket.
[quote]Love2Lift wrote:
I say it to each of my parents before I hang up the phone. So what’s the big deal?
Oh, I see. It makes you feel all squishy, doesn’t it? [/quote]
Squishy is what I call freshly ran over baby. Nothing is even close to squishy that comes near me, not even cunni. I only do hard cunni.
P.S. Cut your hair, dirty hippy.
[quote]sen say wrote:
these gay-ass World’s Best Dad coffee mugs…[/quote]
Maybe you and your wife should sit down and talk?
[quote]christine wrote:
Schwarzfahrer wrote:
Sad, supposed T-Men who giggle and blush when it’s just about “I love you”.
Grow up.
And they say germans have no sense of humor.[/quote]
Lol, I’m suddenly ashamed to be half german.
So I was at Church the other day, actually, it was Christmas Eve, and while I was donating some non-perishable canned peaches for the local orphan shelter, I happened to look into the bright light reflected by the tears glistening in Tiny Tim’s eye. I immediately sneezed violently while simultaneously donating my peaches. Father Thomas kindly put his hand on my shoulder and said with the utmost sincerity and reverence, “Bless you, my son.”
I proceeded to reclaim my peaches, bludgeon him to death, and dance all the way to the off-track betting parlor.
[quote]dk44 wrote:
I have AIDS and some bitch ass nurse said “I will be praying for you,” so I had unprotected sex with her…Slut.[/quote]
HAHAHAH. Am I the only one that thought this was hilarious? Probably :). AWESOME post.