[quote]Miss Parker wrote:
Hee hee. I’ve been out drinking. Bad girl. Tomorrow I have to spar a girl who outweighs me by at least 50 pounds - shit, her tits alone outweigh me by 30. Herboyfriend is a pro fighter who trains her & she has a reputation for ferocity.
Good-bye everybody!!@
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Okay, so, clearly I drunk dialed y’all with my computer last night. Sorry about that.
Today’s training:
1st hour, level 1: Burned off the hangover with straight punches & palm heels, groin kicks, roundhouses & vertical front kicks, then choke from the front with a push. Lots of drills where you close your eyes & get attacked by a random person.
2nd hour, level 2/3: started w/ punching drills, defending with uppercut & cross while pushed against a wall, then shooting in with knees & swinging them around to smash their head into same wall. We did that for quite a while, then finished w/ defense against guillotine (standing). Ran out of time for sparring, so that woman I was scared of & I rolled together in…
3rd hour, groundfighting: new teacher, a BJJ guy, instead of a krav guy. He’s one of those very formally polite, soft spoken guys who can crush you like a bug at will. We did keylocks, guillotines, and scissor sweeps, then we rolled. Today was the first time I’ve ever really successfully done a scissor sweep. 
While we were rolling I was on my back with the teacher in my guard & these other two guys rolled over on us, the top guy’s ankle smashing down on my mouth. It all happened so fast I couldn’t get my hands up so I opened my mouth to bite & his ankle kept pressing down & I ended up biting my own lip bloody.
I tell this only because it led me to an interesting observation. If I see someone smoking I often think, “Eww, yucky” but having a strange man’s sweaty hairy ankle in my bloody mouth was no problem at all. People are funny.