MLB 2011 Part Two

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Weasel my way out? I laugh.

Shit, just to show you I don’t care I’ll start sporting it right now and you can come up with an even better one between now and the series. When is that series anyways? August 18th seems to be a date stuck in my head.[/quote]

It’s a 4 game series, 15th-18th

[quote]DBCooper wrote:
Uh…I’m kind of a computer retard. How do I take that picture from this thread and use it as an avatar? Could you PM me the one with the hearts on it or something, rajraj?[/quote]

It’s alright man, lets just wait for the series.

I cant remember if it’s been posted already. If you get a chance watch the HBO thing on Jeters 3000th hit. It’s not that long and is pretty entertaining. It was well done IMO.

Dustin Pedroia batting 4th tonight for the redsox. 5’7 170lb cleanup hitter for a Major League Baseball team known for it’s explosive offense.

Francona is trollin harddddd lol

^ Don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]tmay11 wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]tmay11 wrote:
I played baseball with Brett Lawrie from the age of 10-18! Went to high school with him too. It’s so surreal to watch him play. The kid is insane. He’s a year younger than me; turning 21 this year. [/quote]

His sister is bangable.[/quote]

Quite. And possibly even a better athlete than Brett. She should have been born a man. [/quote]

I sense disappointment from you that she wasn’t…[/quote]

Ha!

She dominated in the Olympics. In relative terms she is a better athlete imo. That’s quite the statement considering Brett is 20 years old, batted 350 in AAA with 18HRs in only 69 games, and is projected to possibly develop into the Jays most deadly bat.

Danielle

The Giants are struggling big time. Getting beat by a Pirates team that has been playing horrible. On another note, Heath Bell blew a huge save tonight. Not trading him could come back and bite the Pads in the ass.

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
The Giants are struggling big time. Getting beat by a Pirates team that has been playing horrible.[/quote]

I am not a happy camper.

Losing + Beltran getting an MRI = NOT cool

I have a headache.

[quote]eeu743 wrote:
I have a headache.[/quote]

Just don’t start thinking of the smell of stale whiskey and rotten sausages and two day old omelettes and warm beer and bleu cheese and fried peppers and roadkill.

I recommend a big Bloody Mary with lots of Worcestershire sauce.

[quote]WestCoast7 wrote:

[quote]strungoutboy21 wrote:
The Giants are struggling big time. Getting beat by a Pirates team that has been playing horrible.[/quote]

I am not a happy camper.

Losing + Beltran getting an MRI = NOT cool[/quote]

I just hope he doesn’t have a Mark DeRosa-type wrist. Hasn’t anyone ever told DeRosa not to milk his prostate with his bare hands?

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]eeu743 wrote:
I have a headache.[/quote]

Just don’t start thinking of the smell of stale whiskey and rotten sausages and two day old omelettes and warm beer and bleu cheese and fried peppers and roadkill.

I recommend a big Bloody Mary with lots of Worcestershire sauce.[/quote]

horseradish makes a bloody…that and A1 sauce

[quote]scj119 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]eeu743 wrote:
I have a headache.[/quote]

Just don’t start thinking of the smell of stale whiskey and rotten sausages and two day old omelettes and warm beer and bleu cheese and fried peppers and roadkill.

I recommend a big Bloody Mary with lots of Worcestershire sauce.[/quote]

horseradish makes a bloody…that and A1 sauce[/quote]

Where were you when I was still drinking? A little pinch of wasabi and a little pinch of horseradish, combined with a few dashes of Tabasco really hits the spot in one of those. Clamato rather than V8 was my preference. I think I was the only one of my friends who would ever drink Bloody Marys.

haha I didn’t really get the sickness. I don’t usually get hungover. Just a bit of a headache. She was a hilarious drunk.

Alright I’m back to baseball.

[quote]eeu743 wrote:
haha I didn’t really get the sickness. I don’t usually get hungover. Just a bit of a headache. She was a hilarious drunk.

Alright I’m back to baseball.[/quote]

So did you knock it out of the park with your Louisville Slugger? Or were you swinging your bat like the fucking Giants?

Time to come outta retirement DB

One fortunate fan will get a chance to take swings off Tim Lincecum next spring.

The Giants ace is challenging fans to a video competition in which they are asked to duplicate his unorthodox delivery on video for an opportunity to hit – or strike out, for that matter – against the two-time NL Cy Young Award winner at spring training next year.

The entry period for fans to submit their best version of the right-hander’s pitching motion began Tuesday and goes through Sept. 16. They can go to Redirecting....

Lincecum says the “Red Bull Ultimate” competition will be judged in multiple rounds based on creativity, originality, performance and skill level, and demonstrated passion for the sport and Lincecum.

Entries are limited to one per person.

Lincecum, the shaggy haired four-time All-Star, is 10-9 with a 2.69 ERA and 165 strikeouts this season for the reigning World Series champions.

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]eeu743 wrote:
haha I didn’t really get the sickness. I don’t usually get hungover. Just a bit of a headache. She was a hilarious drunk.

Alright I’m back to baseball.[/quote]

So did you knock it out of the park with your Louisville Slugger? Or were you swinging your bat like the fucking Giants?[/quote]

Call me Adam Dunn.

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Time to come outta retirement DB

One fortunate fan will get a chance to take swings off Tim Lincecum next spring.

The Giants ace is challenging fans to a video competition in which they are asked to duplicate his unorthodox delivery on video for an opportunity to hit – or strike out, for that matter – against the two-time NL Cy Young Award winner at spring training next year.

The entry period for fans to submit their best version of the right-hander’s pitching motion began Tuesday and goes through Sept. 16. They can go to Redirecting....

Lincecum says the “Red Bull Ultimate” competition will be judged in multiple rounds based on creativity, originality, performance and skill level, and demonstrated passion for the sport and Lincecum.

Entries are limited to one per person.

Lincecum, the shaggy haired four-time All-Star, is 10-9 with a 2.69 ERA and 165 strikeouts this season for the reigning World Series champions.[/quote]

That actually sounds really fucking cool! I think I could duplicate his windup pretty well to be honest. My motion was sort of a cross between his and Kevin Brown’s, albeit more like Brown’s than Lincecum’s.

I think it’s a bi of a fallacy that his motion is that unorthodox anyways. I don’t want to rehash that deadend argument I was involved in the old MLB thread, but basically he does everything right, he just does it all in an exaggerated manner in order to maximize every pitch. If he just toned everything down a little and he was 6’4", 215 he’d look pretty normal.

[quote]eeu743 wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]eeu743 wrote:
haha I didn’t really get the sickness. I don’t usually get hungover. Just a bit of a headache. She was a hilarious drunk.

Alright I’m back to baseball.[/quote]

So did you knock it out of the park with your Louisville Slugger? Or were you swinging your bat like the fucking Giants?[/quote]

Call me Adam Dunn.[/quote]

So you shot your load straight up in the air and it landed on her chin instead of her forehead? Nice!