MLB 2011 Part Two

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[quote]therajraj wrote:
You waited for the legal drinking age to get drunk? Kids these days…

It’s my birthday tomorrow too, also excited since I only drink 2-3x a year. Getting shit faced on Saturday.

a couple things you should do eeu during the day of your first night of drinking:

  1. eat 2-3 large starchy meals

  2. drink a gallon of water minimum throughout the day.

You’ll be able to last a shitload longer.
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Go high protein/high fat beforehand, it takes longer to digest and slows the digestion beforehand.

not too much salt as DBCoop said. I violate this all the time but do as I say, not as I do.

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Also, just because we talk so much about the Giants here…

Did the Nats seriously trade for Jonny Gomes? I think I’ve brought it up once but it is just so mind blowingly retarded that I don’t even think raj would do it.

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[quote]scj119 wrote:
Also, just because we talk so much about the Giants here…

Did the Nats seriously trade for Jonny Gomes? I think I’ve brought it up once but it is just so mind blowingly retarded that I don’t even think raj would do it.[/quote]

Hey now, that’s not very nice…

I didn’t even know Jonny Gomes was still alive.

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Wow, I just stumbled across a great “punishment avatar” for DBCooper.

Is the avatar bet on the Giants-Braves series on DB?

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I actually get a bunch of Braves games on television because of Peachtree TV (TBS).

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[quote]therajraj wrote:
Wow, I just stumbled across a great “punishment avatar” for DBCooper.

Is the avatar bet on the Giants-Braves series on DB?[/quote]

I don’t remember you agreeing to the terms I stipulated. If any of the Giants’ major pieces are on the DL or otherwise injured and declared out (including suspension in light of Friday’s Royal Rumble) the bet is off. This means Sandoval, Beltran, Wilson or any of the top four starters (Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarner and Vogelsong). I know I originally stated that if these players were out due only to injury the bet was off, but you never agreed to these conditions, so now, in the words of Darth Vader, I’m altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it further.

What’s your big, bad avatar going to be? A picture of that fucking parasite, Barry Bonds? Here’s the one I have planned for you, although if possible I’d like to see you model it for an hour or so if you lose, just to see how it looks when it’s smaller. Otherwise, you get to keep the beautiful, dead blue jay you’re currently sporting.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Wow, I just stumbled across a great “punishment avatar” for DBCooper.

Is the avatar bet on the Giants-Braves series on DB?[/quote]

I don’t remember you agreeing to the terms I stipulated. If any of the Giants’ major pieces are on the DL or otherwise injured and declared out (including suspension in light of Friday’s Royal Rumble) the bet is off. This means Sandoval, Beltran, Wilson or any of the top four starters (Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarner and Vogelsong). I know I originally stated that if these players were out due only to injury the bet was off, but you never agreed to these conditions, so now, in the words of Darth Vader, I’m altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it further.

What’s your big, bad avatar going to be? A picture of that fucking parasite, Barry Bonds? Here’s the one I have planned for you, although if possible I’d like to see you model it for an hour or so if you lose, just to see how it looks when it’s smaller. Otherwise, you get to keep the beautiful, dead blue jay you’re currently sporting.[/quote]

I guess you’re really not that confident in your team?

No it’s not of Barry Bonds, I will post it if I win the bet.

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A Barry Bonds avatar wouldn’t be much of a punishment anyway.

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Fuck it, this is what I was thinking.

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Or maybe this one, rotating the photo gives the impression they are on top of each other. I’m not 100% decided.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Wow, I just stumbled across a great “punishment avatar” for DBCooper.

Is the avatar bet on the Giants-Braves series on DB?[/quote]

I don’t remember you agreeing to the terms I stipulated. If any of the Giants’ major pieces are on the DL or otherwise injured and declared out (including suspension in light of Friday’s Royal Rumble) the bet is off. This means Sandoval, Beltran, Wilson or any of the top four starters (Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarner and Vogelsong). I know I originally stated that if these players were out due only to injury the bet was off, but you never agreed to these conditions, so now, in the words of Darth Vader, I’m altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it further.

What’s your big, bad avatar going to be? A picture of that fucking parasite, Barry Bonds? Here’s the one I have planned for you, although if possible I’d like to see you model it for an hour or so if you lose, just to see how it looks when it’s smaller. Otherwise, you get to keep the beautiful, dead blue jay you’re currently sporting.[/quote]

I guess you’re really not that confident in your team?

No it’s not of Barry Bonds, I will post it if I win the bet. [/quote]

I think the first avatar is better punishment. The second one just looks like a normal avatar that was rotated 90 degrees. What do you think of yours?

As far as my confidence level goes, no it isn’t high at all. I’m pretty much resigned to the fact that I’m probably going to have to sport that avatar for a month. I’ll tell you what. The bet is on, with none of the above stipulations. But really, if I’m going to sport some stupid avatar, couldn’t you make it just a little bit worse than that one? Remember, I did say that you could give me ANY type of avatar you wanted and that if I won I would stick to the baseball theme for yours. I want something really horrendous. That way, when/if you win, every time you see my degenerate avatar it’s a reminder to you that I’m sporting what you did not/do not have the balls to sport yourself.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]tmay11 wrote:
I played baseball with Brett Lawrie from the age of 10-18! Went to high school with him too. It’s so surreal to watch him play. The kid is insane. He’s a year younger than me; turning 21 this year. [/quote]

His sister is bangable.[/quote]

Quite. And possibly even a better athlete than Brett. She should have been born a man.

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[quote]tmay11 wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]tmay11 wrote:
I played baseball with Brett Lawrie from the age of 10-18! Went to high school with him too. It’s so surreal to watch him play. The kid is insane. He’s a year younger than me; turning 21 this year. [/quote]

His sister is bangable.[/quote]

Quite. And possibly even a better athlete than Brett. She should have been born a man. [/quote]

I sense disappointment from you that she wasn’t…

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Wow, I just stumbled across a great “punishment avatar” for DBCooper.

Is the avatar bet on the Giants-Braves series on DB?[/quote]

I don’t remember you agreeing to the terms I stipulated. If any of the Giants’ major pieces are on the DL or otherwise injured and declared out (including suspension in light of Friday’s Royal Rumble) the bet is off. This means Sandoval, Beltran, Wilson or any of the top four starters (Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarner and Vogelsong). I know I originally stated that if these players were out due only to injury the bet was off, but you never agreed to these conditions, so now, in the words of Darth Vader, I’m altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it further.

What’s your big, bad avatar going to be? A picture of that fucking parasite, Barry Bonds? Here’s the one I have planned for you, although if possible I’d like to see you model it for an hour or so if you lose, just to see how it looks when it’s smaller. Otherwise, you get to keep the beautiful, dead blue jay you’re currently sporting.[/quote]

I guess you’re really not that confident in your team?

No it’s not of Barry Bonds, I will post it if I win the bet. [/quote]

I think the first avatar is better punishment. The second one just looks like a normal avatar that was rotated 90 degrees. What do you think of yours?

As far as my confidence level goes, no it isn’t high at all. I’m pretty much resigned to the fact that I’m probably going to have to sport that avatar for a month. I’ll tell you what. The bet is on, with none of the above stipulations. But really, if I’m going to sport some stupid avatar, couldn’t you make it just a little bit worse than that one? Remember, I did say that you could give me ANY type of avatar you wanted and that if I won I would stick to the baseball theme for yours. I want something really horrendous. That way, when/if you win, every time you see my degenerate avatar it’s a reminder to you that I’m sporting what you did not/do not have the balls to sport yourself. [/quote]

And I told you I don’t want to look at an avatar that was really horrendous on a daily basis.

Glad to hear your confidence in the Giants is shot.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Wow, I just stumbled across a great “punishment avatar” for DBCooper.

Is the avatar bet on the Giants-Braves series on DB?[/quote]

I don’t remember you agreeing to the terms I stipulated. If any of the Giants’ major pieces are on the DL or otherwise injured and declared out (including suspension in light of Friday’s Royal Rumble) the bet is off. This means Sandoval, Beltran, Wilson or any of the top four starters (Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarner and Vogelsong). I know I originally stated that if these players were out due only to injury the bet was off, but you never agreed to these conditions, so now, in the words of Darth Vader, I’m altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it further.

What’s your big, bad avatar going to be? A picture of that fucking parasite, Barry Bonds? Here’s the one I have planned for you, although if possible I’d like to see you model it for an hour or so if you lose, just to see how it looks when it’s smaller. Otherwise, you get to keep the beautiful, dead blue jay you’re currently sporting.[/quote]

I guess you’re really not that confident in your team?

No it’s not of Barry Bonds, I will post it if I win the bet. [/quote]

I think the first avatar is better punishment. The second one just looks like a normal avatar that was rotated 90 degrees. What do you think of yours?

As far as my confidence level goes, no it isn’t high at all. I’m pretty much resigned to the fact that I’m probably going to have to sport that avatar for a month. I’ll tell you what. The bet is on, with none of the above stipulations. But really, if I’m going to sport some stupid avatar, couldn’t you make it just a little bit worse than that one? Remember, I did say that you could give me ANY type of avatar you wanted and that if I won I would stick to the baseball theme for yours. I want something really horrendous. That way, when/if you win, every time you see my degenerate avatar it’s a reminder to you that I’m sporting what you did not/do not have the balls to sport yourself. [/quote]

And I told you I don’t want to look at an avatar that was really horrendous on a daily basis.

Glad to hear your confidence in the Giants is shot.
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I’m just hoping you could be a little more creative, that’s all. I mean, after all, you have to admit that my choice WAS pretty creative and hit pretty close to home for you, right?

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

I think the first avatar is better punishment. The second one just looks like a normal avatar that was rotated 90 degrees. What do you think of yours?

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I think it will look like shit as an avatar and I’ll end up keeping my current one for a month longer.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

I think the first avatar is better punishment. The second one just looks like a normal avatar that was rotated 90 degrees. What do you think of yours?

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I think it will look like shit as an avatar and I’ll end up keeping my current one for a month longer. [/quote]

Yeah, I think you’re right. I have bunch of blue jays that fly around in my backyard each morning and I thought about killing one with my BB gun and then taking a picture of it lying dead on the ground, with no head and a piece of paper with your name written in bold lettering on it. But I really don’t want to kill a bird for no reason at all.

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[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]DBCooper wrote:

[quote]therajraj wrote:
Wow, I just stumbled across a great “punishment avatar” for DBCooper.

Is the avatar bet on the Giants-Braves series on DB?[/quote]

I don’t remember you agreeing to the terms I stipulated. If any of the Giants’ major pieces are on the DL or otherwise injured and declared out (including suspension in light of Friday’s Royal Rumble) the bet is off. This means Sandoval, Beltran, Wilson or any of the top four starters (Lincecum, Cain, Bumgarner and Vogelsong). I know I originally stated that if these players were out due only to injury the bet was off, but you never agreed to these conditions, so now, in the words of Darth Vader, I’m altering the deal. Pray I don’t alter it further.

What’s your big, bad avatar going to be? A picture of that fucking parasite, Barry Bonds? Here’s the one I have planned for you, although if possible I’d like to see you model it for an hour or so if you lose, just to see how it looks when it’s smaller. Otherwise, you get to keep the beautiful, dead blue jay you’re currently sporting.[/quote]

I guess you’re really not that confident in your team?

No it’s not of Barry Bonds, I will post it if I win the bet. [/quote]

I think the first avatar is better punishment. The second one just looks like a normal avatar that was rotated 90 degrees. What do you think of yours?

As far as my confidence level goes, no it isn’t high at all. I’m pretty much resigned to the fact that I’m probably going to have to sport that avatar for a month. I’ll tell you what. The bet is on, with none of the above stipulations. But really, if I’m going to sport some stupid avatar, couldn’t you make it just a little bit worse than that one? Remember, I did say that you could give me ANY type of avatar you wanted and that if I won I would stick to the baseball theme for yours. I want something really horrendous. That way, when/if you win, every time you see my degenerate avatar it’s a reminder to you that I’m sporting what you did not/do not have the balls to sport yourself. [/quote]

And I told you I don’t want to look at an avatar that was really horrendous on a daily basis.

Glad to hear your confidence in the Giants is shot.
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I’m just hoping you could be a little more creative, that’s all. I mean, after all, you have to admit that my choice WAS pretty creative and hit pretty close to home for you, right?[/quote]

I disagree, I think it’s pretty creative. Sorry you have no say in the matter if you lose, you may as well stop trying to weasel your way out of this avatar as your future punishment.

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Weasel my way out? I laugh.

Shit, just to show you I don’t care I’ll start sporting it right now and you can come up with an even better one between now and the series. When is that series anyways? August 18th seems to be a date stuck in my head.

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Uh…I’m kind of a computer retard. How do I take that picture from this thread and use it as an avatar? Could you PM me the one with the hearts on it or something, rajraj?