Memorable Movie Lines

Josey: “You a bounty hunter?”
Bounty Hunter: “A man has to do something these days to earn a livin’.”
Josey: “Dyin’ ain’t much of a livin’, boy.”

–The Outlaw Josey Wales

“Yippee-ki-yay Mister Falcon”

Bruce Willis in Die Hard T.V. edited version

-Dave

“I’m a mushroom cloud layin motherfucker, motherfucker!” - Jules (Sam Jackson), Pulp Fiction

“Pride only hurts - it never helps” - Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames, Pulp Fiction)

“Yah in th’office baby” - Alonzo (Denzel) in Training Day, referring to his black Monte Carlo

Rory: “If you hold anything back, I’ll kill yah. And if you bend the truf, or I fink yah bending the truf, I’ll kill yah. And if you forget anything, I’ll kill yah. In fact, you’re gonna have to try very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I’ve just said?”
Nick the Greek: (nods)
Rory: “Good. Because if yah don’t, I’ll kill yah!”

(Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - a British Film)

Glad I’m not the only one who liked Real Genius. Here’s another:

Remember that time we found you naked with a bowl of Jello?

Hey, I was hot and I was hungry!