Here’s the way I see it. You either have good or decent looks and some game and pull chics or your looks are shit and you are so humorous, fun and entertaining it deterrs the woman from your crap appearance and thus you pull women.
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
PimpBot5000 wrote:
If you have a Cro-magnon look to you (excessive hair, pronounced brow, sunken, confused eyes) then hitting the weights is only going to repel the ladies. When girls see a built caveman-type they think “he is going to rape me, bludgeon me and feast upon my bone marrow”.
You might take measures to distance yourself from your ice-age ancestry. Get some flattering clothes which draw attention away from the awkward limb to torso ratio. Avoid random, unprovoked gutteral noises. If you feel agitated with simple tasks like uncapping a peanut butter jar or opening a coconut…HIDE THE FRUSTRATION.
There is hope for cro-magnon man. Just look at John C. Reilly. Scientific fact…the base-pairs of his DNA were haphazardly and crudely attached by tree sap and resin. I’ve heard that between movie scenes he forages the studio for berries and edible lichen. John C. Reilly gets women.
Or, become a successful lawyer.
DB[/quote]
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!!! He was farging funny. “I am awed by the mystical voices coming from my phone” “I do not understand your strange world and you should let my client go free”…
D
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either[/quote]
for super serial guys…
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either[/quote]
Is that Seth Rogen?
Favorite Fred Sandford (Redd Foxx) line:
“Ester, you fat and ugly! You can git rid of fat, but you can’t get rid of UGLY!”
[quote]AngryVader wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either
Is that Seth Rogen?[/quote]
lol…maybe I should photoshop a green hornet suit and mask on him.
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
Or, become a successful lawyer.
DB
Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer!!! He was farging funny. “I am awed by the mystical voices coming from my phone” “I do not understand your strange world and you should let my client go free”…
D[/quote]
RIP Phil Hartman.
DB
Ron Pearlman’s an ugly son of a bitch. Steve McQueen kind of looked like a chimp. Clark Gable looked like a weasle. Humphrey Bogart was ugly as sin. Cool motherfuckers one and all.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
If you have a Cro-magnon look to you (excessive hair, pronounced brow, sunken, confused eyes) then hitting the weights is only going to repel the ladies. When girls see a built caveman-type they think “he is going to rape me, bludgeon me and feast upon my bone marrow”.
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Allow me to retort: Russell Crowe.
This you?
everyone here knows that if ur half man, half bear, half pig…you will be knee deep in vagina juice…im super duper cereal.
to the starter of this thread…get jacked man, everyone can get ripped, if u can make that happen than the pussy is in the bag.
[quote]SpartanX wrote:
Man, I am just accepting the world’s truth. I am very ugly, real ugly. My past two girlfriends have told me, I remind them of a caveman… My facial features are somewhere between homoerectus and habilis. I am 5’9, built but portly, and seem to genetically grow in all the wrong places, and lag in others.
I am so damn ugly, I guess that’s why I lift weights. If I keep on lifting perhaps, I’ll alter my genetic material into something aesthetic and get laid more often. Girls don’t seem to like me :/. I need to become a muscular beast, I am so angry about my apperance.[/quote]
Hey look, you’ve had two girlfriends. I’m 23, never had a girlfriend, dated one girl (who turned out to be crazy), and have never had sex. So the moral of the story is…there is always someone else in the world who has it worse than you. Interesting thing is that lifting isn’t gonna help me too much when it comes to women.
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
If you have a Cro-magnon look to you (excessive hair, pronounced brow, sunken, confused eyes) then hitting the weights is only going to repel the ladies. When girls see a built caveman-type they think “he is going to rape me, bludgeon me and feast upon my bone marrow”.
You might take measures to distance yourself from your ice-age ancestry. Get some flattering clothes which draw attention away from the awkward limb to torso ratio. Avoid random, unprovoked gutteral noises. If you feel agitated with simple tasks like uncapping a peanut butter jar or opening a coconut…HIDE THE FRUSTRATION.
There is hope for cro-magnon man. Just look at John C. Reilly. Scientific fact…the base-pairs of his DNA were haphazardly and crudely attached by tree sap and resin. I’ve heard that between movie scenes he forages the studio for berries and edible lichen. John C. Reilly gets women. [/quote]
Dude, epic reply. Hilarious stuff 
To the OP; hey, you still manage to get laid AND hold girlfriends Put a grin on yer face, man! Plenty of guys cant even manage that...hell, I know [i]good looking[/i] guys who cant manage that <grinnin`>
[quote]lostinthought wrote:
JGerman wrote:
Beauty is only a light switch away!
Sometimes you just can’t get it dark enough though. [/quote]
haha thats true
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
It’s very true. To them physical appearance is not top priority , but its the way we make them feel, that is important.
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DING DING DING! And we have a winner!
[quote]gdaddypurp wrote:
to the starter of this thread…get jacked man, everyone can get ripped, if u can make that happen than the pussy is in the bag.[/quote]
Female-psychology-understanding-FAIL
[quote]Kaizen08 wrote:
SpartanX wrote:
Man, I am just accepting the world’s truth. I am very ugly, real ugly. My past two girlfriends have told me, I remind them of a caveman… My facial features are somewhere between homoerectus and habilis. I am 5’9, built but portly, and seem to genetically grow in all the wrong places, and lag in others.
I am so damn ugly, I guess that’s why I lift weights. If I keep on lifting perhaps, I’ll alter my genetic material into something aesthetic and get laid more often. Girls don’t seem to like me :/. I need to become a muscular beast, I am so angry about my apperance.
Hey look, you’ve had two girlfriends. I’m 23, never had a girlfriend, dated one girl (who turned out to be crazy), and have never had sex. So the moral of the story is…there is always someone else in the world who has it worse than you. Interesting thing is that lifting isn’t gonna help me too much when it comes to women.[/quote]
I’m almost 21 and I’m not very far away from your situation. gives a bro hi5
[quote]Cowboy_69 wrote:
gdaddypurp wrote:
to the starter of this thread…get jacked man, everyone can get ripped, if u can make that happen than the pussy is in the bag.
Female-psychology-understanding-FAIL :D[/quote]
worked for me. i love sluts.
Yeah, if you look like shit, you might be good conversation, but you’re not good to look at. Girls don’t wear ugly as shit clothes because it makes them feel good, they get the best looking, most expensive shit they can afford.
Same applies to guys. Sure, they like personality, but blah blah blah. If there is you, who is ugly as fuck, but funny as fuck, and then there is say, someone who is good looking, and just as funnier, you’re fucked.
Girls like good looking guys, that’s just a fact.
You can make a girl feel great sure, but you ain’t ever going to get the chance if she can’t stand being face to face with you.
Personality is what a girlfriend lives with, but good looks and a good fuck is what the hot bitches on the weekend get. And if they do like your personality, so fucking what, you don’t give a shit about theirs lol