[quote]sebbie wrote:
Cool story bro[/quote]
great avatar.
[quote]SpartanX wrote:
Man, I am just accepting the world’s truth. I am very ugly, real ugly. My past two girlfriends have told me, I remind them of a caveman… My facial features are somewhere between homoerectus and habilis. I am 5’9, built but portly, and seem to genetically grow in all the wrong places, and lag in others.
I am so damn ugly, I guess that’s why I lift weights. If I keep on lifting perhaps, I’ll alter my genetic material into something aesthetic and get laid more often. Girls don’t seem to like me :/. I need to become a muscular beast, I am so angry about my apperance.[/quote]
Your posts tell me that its not just your looks…maybe they’re scared they might die or end up in jail hanging out with you.
Get surgery or something. You could have the most amazing body in the world, but realistically girls won’t give a flying fuck if you look like you’ve tried to eat a landmine.
Money changes things, but you can be sure that a good looking guy is fucking your wife too.
This is all you need to know.
But seriously, girls are forgiving of unattractiveness, and even more forgiving of an ugly face on an athletic body.
The single easiest thing you can do to be more attractive to girls is to wear a dress shirt. I don’t know what it is, but formal/business wear tends to make a huge difference.
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either[/quote]
Like the new Avi, did you film that?
You should totally go for the geico cave man look. You would get attention from everyone, anywhere you go.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either
Like the new Avi, did you film that?[/quote]
Oh no…I found that online. I was looking for answers for my gackle problem and came across it.
[quote]JGerman wrote:
Beauty is only a light switch away! [/quote]
I have a shirt that says that with a lightswitch in the middle…one of my professors didnt find it to funny, she asked me to not wear it again to class.
[quote]B rocK wrote:
try to be rich too. [/quote]
Actually that will get you farther with women than anything else. Humor helps too.
[quote]lloydk wrote:
Get surgery or something. You could have the most amazing body in the world, but realistically girls won’t give a flying fuck if you look like you’ve tried to eat a landmine.
Money changes things, but you can be sure that a good looking guy is fucking your wife too.[/quote]
This is not true at all. Sure, many hot women are only willing to date attractive guys because they are shallow.
On the flip side, many self confident women already know they can have any guy they want, and instead choose their guy on personality and sense of humor. Plenty of guys pull girls that are completely out of their league, looks wise.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either
Like the new Avi, did you film that?
Oh no…I found that online. I was looking for answers for my gackle problem and came across it.[/quote]
Owls are scary fucking monsters.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
lloydk wrote:
Get surgery or something. You could have the most amazing body in the world, but realistically girls won’t give a flying fuck if you look like you’ve tried to eat a landmine.
Money changes things, but you can be sure that a good looking guy is fucking your wife too.
This is not true at all. Sure, many hot women are only willing to date attractive guys because they are shallow.
On the flip side, many self confident women already know they can have any guy they want, and instead choose their guy on personality and sense of humor. Plenty of guys pull girls that are completely out of their league, looks wise.[/quote]
Whatever you gotta tell yourself.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either[/quote]
Shit I’m screwed.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either[/quote]
hahahaha
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Big_Boss wrote:
BUT,looking like this doesn’t help either
Like the new Avi, did you film that?
Oh no…I found that online. I was looking for answers for my gackle problem and came across it.
Owls are scary fucking monsters. [/quote]
You should hear them:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
If you have a Cro-magnon look to you (excessive hair, pronounced brow, sunken, confused eyes) then hitting the weights is only going to repel the ladies. When girls see a built caveman-type they think “he is going to rape me, bludgeon me and feast upon my bone marrow”.
You might take measures to distance yourself from your ice-age ancestry. Get some flattering clothes which draw attention away from the awkward limb to torso ratio. Avoid random, unprovoked gutteral noises. If you feel agitated with simple tasks like uncapping a peanut butter jar or opening a coconut…HIDE THE FRUSTRATION.
There is hope for cro-magnon man. Just look at John C. Reilly. Scientific fact…the base-pairs of his DNA were haphazardly and crudely attached by tree sap and resin. I’ve heard that between movie scenes he forages the studio for berries and edible lichen. John C. Reilly gets women. [/quote]
Or, become a successful lawyer.
DB
Op you can have sex with any hot woman you choose, but just her…and just 1 time. Then you go to jail. So, ya got that…
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Petermus wrote:
Girls are very forgiving about physical appearance…much more so than guys. I have a friend (girl) who is very hot and has been dating the same guy for 4+ years and he weighs about 350lbs so there is hope for everyone.
Yeah, man. I know I’m not the only one who sees hot chicks walking around with dudes that look like they should have been thrown into the Aegean at birth.
Of course it helps if you have a personality.[/quote]
It’s very true. To them physical appearance is not top priority , but its the way we make them feel, that is important.
Just last week, I went to David and Busters with some friends, and saw a hand full of hot girls with subpar guys, which none of them looked like they ever worked out in their lifetime.
So if looks aren’t in your department, you have to count on your personality, humor, intelligence and maybe even money???
[quote]SeanParent wrote:
JGerman wrote:
Beauty is only a light switch away!
I have a shirt that says that with a lightswitch in the middle…one of my professors didnt find it to funny, she asked me to not wear it again to class.
[/quote]
hahaha thats awesome.