McDonald's Is Made of Real Food

only two types of people eat at mcdonalds steers and queers, and i dont see antlers in anyones avatar.

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I don’t think they are really big yet, but shake shack has a better burger than 5 guys. And they have milkshakes. Game over. [/quote]

Burger and shakes is fucking disgusting. Especially the people who bite into their burger and then take a drink of the shake…the fuck.[/quote]

I honestly can’t think of anything yummier, unless it’s to chase the above with a couple of extra salty french fries!

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I don’t think they are really big yet, but shake shack has a better burger than 5 guys. And they have milkshakes. Game over. [/quote]

Burger and shakes is fucking disgusting. Especially the people who bite into their burger and then take a drink of the shake…the fuck.[/quote]

I honestly can’t think of anything yummier, unless it’s to chase the above with a couple of extra salty french fries![/quote]

I love taking a bite of a burger and fries but, mixing soda or shakes with a burger just grosses me out. I need to swallow any food in my mouth before drinking something.

It is practically ice cream, would anyone tear their burger into pieces and add it to their ice cream? (There’s a Mcflurry idea)

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I don’t think they are really big yet, but shake shack has a better burger than 5 guys. And they have milkshakes. Game over. [/quote]

Burger and shakes is fucking disgusting. Especially the people who bite into their burger and then take a drink of the shake…the fuck.[/quote]

I honestly can’t think of anything yummier, unless it’s to chase the above with a couple of extra salty french fries![/quote]

I love taking a bite of a burger and fries but, mixing soda or shakes with a burger just grosses me out. I need to swallow any food in my mouth before drinking something.

It is practically ice cream, would anyone tear their burger into pieces and add it to their ice cream? (There’s a Mcflurry idea)
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The only reason not to put burger pieces in a shake is it would plug up the straw. Otherwise, why wouldn’t you put burger pieces in a shake, that sounds fantastic.

[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
I don’t think they are really big yet, but shake shack has a better burger than 5 guys. And they have milkshakes. Game over. [/quote]

Burger and shakes is fucking disgusting. Especially the people who bite into their burger and then take a drink of the shake…the fuck.[/quote]

I honestly can’t think of anything yummier, unless it’s to chase the above with a couple of extra salty french fries![/quote]

I love dipping real greasy fries into a real shake. Few things are better.

Start asking for your big macs with four patties instead of two and extra mac sauce.

Shit is made from real food, too. Doesn’t mean I want to eat it.

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:x

why wouldn’t you put burger pieces in a shake, that sounds fantastic.
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All I can think of is the scene from Wall-E, all the obese fuckers in their hover-Jazzies drinking their meals out of sippy cups.

I’m positive that cheeseburger french fry milkshakes would have a prominent place on the menu.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Shit is made from real food, too. Doesn’t mean I want to eat it.[/quote]

Probably less processed than McD’s, too.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Shit is made from real food, too. Doesn’t mean I want to eat it.[/quote]

And real food is grown in shit. Where do we draw the line?

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Shit is made from real food, too. Doesn’t mean I want to eat it.[/quote]

And real food is grown in shit. Where do we draw the line?[/quote]

In the mac sauce.

With a french fry.

By Ronald McDonald.

Like Clue, really.

[quote]bpbob wrote:
only two types of people eat at mcdonalds steers and queers, and i dont see antlers in anyones avatar.[/quote]
Xhris are you trolling again?

Not sure about McDonalds, this should help. http://www.the-open-mind.com/your-questions-our-food-mcdonalds-scary-website/

A. Always get your trusted information from a website such as the-open-mind.com
B. Go to McDonald’s actual homepage and you will see this is completely false

Just sayin…

[quote]AliveAgain36 wrote:
A. Always get your trusted information from a website such as the-open-mind.com
B. Go to McDonald’s actual homepage and you will see this is completely false

Just sayin…[/quote]
Except, it actually did look like that:

Good food costs money and takes time to prepare. Feeding people on the cheap requires compromises. Giving people food “fast” requires compromises. McDonald’s provides cheap, fast food, and makes compromises to do so. I personally don’t like eating there that often, but its not like its unsafe to eat or doesn’t serve a purpose once in a while.

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Good food costs money and takes time to prepare. Feeding people on the cheap requires compromises. Giving people food “fast” requires compromises. McDonald’s provides cheap, fast food, and makes compromises to do so. I personally don’t like eating there that often, but its not like its unsafe to eat or doesn’t serve a purpose once in a while. [/quote]

This is such BS. Any supermarket sells whole rotisserie chickens for like $5, bag of frozen veggies, rice or potatoes and your are good to go. People just like to eat crap.

There is a “pollo rostizado” shop near my house that sells 2 rotisserie chickens, a large pan with roasted onions, peppers, and potatoes, beans, rice and tortillas for under $20. They do the same with pork and steak cuts.

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Good food costs money and takes time to prepare. Feeding people on the cheap requires compromises. Giving people food “fast” requires compromises. McDonald’s provides cheap, fast food, and makes compromises to do so. I personally don’t like eating there that often, but its not like its unsafe to eat or doesn’t serve a purpose once in a while. [/quote]

This is such BS. Any supermarket sells whole rotisserie chickens for like $5, bag of frozen veggies, rice or potatoes and your are good to go. People just like to eat crap.

There is a “pollo rostizado” shop near my house that sells 2 rotisserie chickens, a large pan with roasted onions, peppers, and potatoes, beans, rice and tortillas for under $20. They do the same with pork and steak cuts.[/quote]

Try doing that with thousands of franchises, spanning dozens of countries while keeping product nearly consistent everywhere.

I’m guessing a big reason their products are designed the way they are is to be capable of being industrially produced and replicated.

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Good food costs money and takes time to prepare. Feeding people on the cheap requires compromises. Giving people food “fast” requires compromises. McDonald’s provides cheap, fast food, and makes compromises to do so. I personally don’t like eating there that often, but its not like its unsafe to eat or doesn’t serve a purpose once in a while. [/quote]

This is such BS. Any supermarket sells whole rotisserie chickens for like $5, bag of frozen veggies, rice or potatoes and your are good to go. People just like to eat crap.

There is a “pollo rostizado” shop near my house that sells 2 rotisserie chickens, a large pan with roasted onions, peppers, and potatoes, beans, rice and tortillas for under $20. They do the same with pork and steak cuts.[/quote]
Or you can spend $2 and 2 minutes and get 700 calories with a couple McDoubles or McChickens.

Which is still faster and easier than cooking for yourself, and far easier to clean up.

It all depends on your priorities.

[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]xXSeraphimXx wrote:

[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
Good food costs money and takes time to prepare. Feeding people on the cheap requires compromises. Giving people food “fast” requires compromises. McDonald’s provides cheap, fast food, and makes compromises to do so. I personally don’t like eating there that often, but its not like its unsafe to eat or doesn’t serve a purpose once in a while. [/quote]

This is such BS. Any supermarket sells whole rotisserie chickens for like $5, bag of frozen veggies, rice or potatoes and your are good to go. People just like to eat crap.

There is a “pollo rostizado” shop near my house that sells 2 rotisserie chickens, a large pan with roasted onions, peppers, and potatoes, beans, rice and tortillas for under $20. They do the same with pork and steak cuts.[/quote]

Try doing that with thousands of franchises, spanning dozens of countries while keeping product nearly consistent everywhere.

I’m guessing a big reason their products are designed the way they are is to be capable of being industrially produced and replicated.[/quote]

That’s exactly right. Like I said, not my favorite, and there’s way better ways to eat, but feeding the world cheap and fast on an industrial scale isn’t an easy task.