[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
just beat it with my first character. Jack and Thane died on the suicide mission. I’m going through a second time with a Renegade Infiltrator instead of a Paragon Vanguard.
oh and the final battle/cutscene of the game? priceless.[/quote]
Spoiler alert, mother fucker! Spoiler alert![/quote]
the suicide mission is different for everyone, so rest assured, i haven’t spoiled anything.
just make sure your peeps are loyal.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
just beat it with my first character. Jack and Thane died on the suicide mission. I’m going through a second time with a Renegade Infiltrator instead of a Paragon Vanguard.
oh and the final battle/cutscene of the game? priceless.[/quote]
Spoiler alert, mother fucker! Spoiler alert![/quote]
Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang?
the suicide mission is different for everyone, so rest assured, i haven’t spoiled anything.
just make sure your peeps are loyal. [/quote]
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
just beat it with my first character. Jack and Thane died on the suicide mission. I’m going through a second time with a Renegade Infiltrator instead of a Paragon Vanguard.
oh and the final battle/cutscene of the game? priceless.[/quote]
Spoiler alert, mother fucker! Spoiler alert![/quote]
Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang?
the suicide mission is different for everyone, so rest assured, i haven’t spoiled anything.
just make sure your peeps are loyal. [/quote]
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Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang? I’m deciding between the White chick and the 400 year Asari Justicar.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
just beat it with my first character. Jack and Thane died on the suicide mission. I’m going through a second time with a Renegade Infiltrator instead of a Paragon Vanguard.
oh and the final battle/cutscene of the game? priceless.[/quote]
Spoiler alert, mother fucker! Spoiler alert![/quote]
Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang?
the suicide mission is different for everyone, so rest assured, i haven’t spoiled anything.
just make sure your peeps are loyal. [/quote]
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Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang? I’m deciding between the White chick and the 400 year Asari Justicar.
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Alright Wol I played this game all weekend and so did the son. At no time did I figure out a way to mount any thing with tits on this game. So WTF is up with that, and how do I accomplish that trophy?
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
just beat it with my first character. Jack and Thane died on the suicide mission. I’m going through a second time with a Renegade Infiltrator instead of a Paragon Vanguard.
oh and the final battle/cutscene of the game? priceless.[/quote]
Spoiler alert, mother fucker! Spoiler alert![/quote]
Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang?
the suicide mission is different for everyone, so rest assured, i haven’t spoiled anything.
just make sure your peeps are loyal. [/quote]
[/quote]
Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang? I’m deciding between the White chick and the 400 year Asari Justicar.
[/quote]
Alright Wol I played this game all weekend and so did the son. At no time did I figure out a way to mount any thing with tits on this game. So WTF is up with that, and how do I accomplish that trophy?[/quote]
Quite simple my good man. I’ll see if I can keep this simple:
1.After each quest, go to to woman/alien woman’s room and talk to them. Talk until you can’t talk no more.
2.Eventually, the woman/alien woman will ask you a favor. The favor will be a loyalty mission. Do it!
3.After you finish the loyalty mission, talk to the alien/chick and keep chatting her up. Eventually you’ll get the conversation options that will look like flirting.
4.Keep talking to the chick until eventually its time to bang
Also, don’t do more than 1 or 2 quests for the main mission yet. Chicks give up before you go on the dangerous main quest mission.
One last thing: Make sure to collect all your party members first and get them loyal. And talk to every person you can. You want plenty of options.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]DJHT wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
just beat it with my first character. Jack and Thane died on the suicide mission. I’m going through a second time with a Renegade Infiltrator instead of a Paragon Vanguard.
oh and the final battle/cutscene of the game? priceless.[/quote]
Spoiler alert, mother fucker! Spoiler alert![/quote]
Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang?
the suicide mission is different for everyone, so rest assured, i haven’t spoiled anything.
just make sure your peeps are loyal. [/quote]
[/quote]
Hell yeah they’re loyal. I’ll be damned if Jack uses her biotics on me.
Which chick did you bang? I’m deciding between the White chick and the 400 year Asari Justicar.
[/quote]
Alright Wol I played this game all weekend and so did the son. At no time did I figure out a way to mount any thing with tits on this game. So WTF is up with that, and how do I accomplish that trophy?[/quote]
Quite simple my good man. I’ll see if I can keep this simple:
1.After each quest, go to to woman/alien woman’s room and talk to them. Talk until you can’t talk no more.
2.Eventually, the woman/alien woman will ask you a favor. The favor will be a loyalty mission. Do it!
3.After you finish the loyalty mission, talk to the alien/chick and keep chatting her up. Eventually you’ll get the conversation options that will look like flirting.
4.Keep talking to the chick until eventually its time to bang
Also, don’t do more than 1 or 2 quests for the main mission yet. Chicks give up before you go on the dangerous main quest mission.
One last thing: Make sure to collect all your party members first and get them loyal. And talk to every person you can. You want plenty of options.
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Cool thank you sir, you are a scholar and a gentleman. Now time to bang alien tail.
I banged Miranda the first time.
With this second character I’m going for Jack, which is incredibly easy. At one point she’s just like, “What do you want from me? Do you want to fuck me?”
Whatever lady, just don’t stab me.
Grunt kills Dumbledore!
Also, don’t do more than 1 or 2 quests for the main mission yet. Chicks give up before you go on the dangerous main quest mission.
What do you mean by this?
Ammo rant continued:
Even worse on Insanity. EVERYTHING has armor and shields. I empty my assault rifle on 2 guys. Since those goddamn thermal clips were supposed to be interchangeable I don’t understand why my sniper rifle (read: the only gun worth using against anything on that difficulty) is out of ammo but my shitty shotgun isn’t.
Still an amazing game, but annoyances are enhanced on Insanity.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
I banged Miranda the first time.
With this second character I’m going for Jack, which is incredibly easy. At one point she’s just like, “What do you want from me? Do you want to fuck me?”
Whatever lady, just don’t stab me.
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There’s a “right” and a “wrong” way to go about that particular romance…
And I finally snapped and got myself a new pc and the game a few days ago.
Gone through it three times (though 2 of those were basically “speed” playthroughs). Where did my life go?
Damn.
Also, (dunno if that is a spoiler or not…):
The assassin reptile guy has lips like some porcelain doll. Fucking. Creepy. My female main char would sleep with Grunt before even considering that… Thing.
Never had a problem with the termal clips… Upgrade enough, keep your team strong… Okay, on occasion I’ve run out, but get as many headshots as possible and the right ammo… Not that much of an issue? I guess getting the right guns at the right time helps, the standard assault rifle and the geth autorifle (forgot the name, 80 bullets a mag) suck too much in terms of damage dealt…
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Talking to Tali after sleeping with her is amusing. If real people had to suffer through a huge-ass sinus infection every time (or at least the first few times) they slept with someone, that would totally and utterly change our society haha.
AND AGAIN, WE DO NOT GET TO SEE HER FACE. ARGH! Why does my main char get to see it, but I don’t?
She does a little happy dance though when you admit your attraction to her, that totally makes up for every bad thing in the game 
And the Garrus romance scene is hilarious.
“So, uh… If you were a Turian, I’d be complimenting your waist or your fringe. So uh, your hair looks good.
And your waist is… Very supportive?”
Ahahah, he’s like half the guys asking how to get women in SAMA.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< END Spoilers:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Ammo rant continued:
Even worse on Insanity. EVERYTHING has armor and shields. I empty my assault rifle on 2 guys. Since those goddamn thermal clips were supposed to be interchangeable I don’t understand why my sniper rifle (read: the only gun worth using against anything on that difficulty) is out of ammo but my shitty shotgun isn’t.
Still an amazing game, but annoyances are enhanced on Insanity. [/quote]
Are you playing it on pc or xbox?
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Ammo rant continued:
Even worse on Insanity. EVERYTHING has armor and shields. I empty my assault rifle on 2 guys. Since those goddamn thermal clips were supposed to be interchangeable I don’t understand why my sniper rifle (read: the only gun worth using against anything on that difficulty) is out of ammo but my shitty shotgun isn’t.
Still an amazing game, but annoyances are enhanced on Insanity. [/quote]
Are you playing it on pc or xbox?
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Xbox.
Insanity difficulty is an exercise in masochism. I’d advise pretty much anyone against it. At least if you’re playing a soldier, other classes may be easier.
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Spoilers:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Talking to Tali after sleeping with her is amusing. If real people had to suffer through a huge-ass sinus infection every time (or at least the first few times) they slept with someone, that would totally and utterly change our society haha.
AND AGAIN, WE DO NOT GET TO SEE HER FACE. ARGH! Why does my main char get to see it, but I don’t?
She does a little happy dance though when you admit your attraction to her, that totally makes up for every bad thing in the game
And the Garrus romance scene is hilarious.
“So, uh… If you were a Turian, I’d be complimenting your waist or your fringe. So uh, your hair looks good.
And your waist is… Very supportive?”
Ahahah, he’s like half the guys asking how to get women in SAMA.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< END Spoilers:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Garrus and Wrex are my favorite characters by far. the writers did a great job on the back and forth banter between Shepherd and Garrus.
here’s an example: minor spoilers
after garrus’ surgery, if you apologize he says, “It’s only fair, ladies were always passing you up for me. Maybe now you’ll have a chance.”
or, you can jokingly tell him he was ugly anyway.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Spoilers:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Talking to Tali after sleeping with her is amusing. If real people had to suffer through a huge-ass sinus infection every time (or at least the first few times) they slept with someone, that would totally and utterly change our society haha.
AND AGAIN, WE DO NOT GET TO SEE HER FACE. ARGH! Why does my main char get to see it, but I don’t?
She does a little happy dance though when you admit your attraction to her, that totally makes up for every bad thing in the game
And the Garrus romance scene is hilarious.
“So, uh… If you were a Turian, I’d be complimenting your waist or your fringe. So uh, your hair looks good.
And your waist is… Very supportive?”
Ahahah, he’s like half the guys asking how to get women in SAMA.
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< END Spoilers:>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[/quote]
Garrus and Wrex are my favorite characters by far. the writers did a great job on the back and forth banter between Shepherd and Garrus.
here’s an example: minor spoilers
after garrus’ surgery, if you apologize he says, “It’s only fair, ladies were always passing you up for me. Maybe now you’ll have a chance.”
or, you can jokingly tell him he was ugly anyway.
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Garrus is my homeboy! Wrex is my bro. Give me those two and watch us wreck shop! Grunt is bad ass, too.
Space Obama has saved the galaxy!!! Suck it, Reapers!
Spoilers*****
RIP Thane
RIP Mordin
I blame Thane’s death on myself. Mordin’s death was out of my hands. And I hope the Krogan Genophage cure doesn’t die with him.
yeah i picked Thane to lead the distraction team, thinking an assassin would be great at distractions.
and Jack died because fuck jack.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
yeah i picked Thane to lead the distraction team, thinking an assassin would be great at distractions.
and Jack died because fuck jack.
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I chose Miranda and Secondary Black Guy(I forget his name) to lead the fire teams. I chose Thane for infiltration, but I saw his lack of tech skills fucked him. And hard. BOOM HEADSHOT!
I didn’t even see Mordin die. I just saw his body on the floor as Collectors ran by him.
Did you upgrade the armor on your Normandy?
Spoiler alert for you new people!
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
[quote]Cephalic_Carnage wrote:
[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Ammo rant continued:
Even worse on Insanity. EVERYTHING has armor and shields. I empty my assault rifle on 2 guys. Since those goddamn thermal clips were supposed to be interchangeable I don’t understand why my sniper rifle (read: the only gun worth using against anything on that difficulty) is out of ammo but my shitty shotgun isn’t.
Still an amazing game, but annoyances are enhanced on Insanity. [/quote]
Are you playing it on pc or xbox?
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Xbox.
Insanity difficulty is an exercise in masochism. I’d advise pretty much anyone against it. At least if you’re playing a soldier, other classes may be easier. [/quote]
Well, may be due to controller issues… When getting in enough headshots, it’s entirely doable as a soldier on the PC, though not exactly easy.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
yeah i picked Thane to lead the distraction team, thinking an assassin would be great at distractions.
and Jack died because fuck jack.
[/quote]
I chose Miranda and Secondary Black Guy(I forget his name) to lead the fire teams. I chose Thane for infiltration, but I saw his lack of tech skills fucked him. And hard. BOOM HEADSHOT!
I didn’t even see Mordin die. I just saw his body on the floor as Collectors ran by him.
Did you upgrade the armor on your Normandy?
Spoiler alert for you new people![/quote]
During my first 2 speed playthroughs practically everyone died… Didn’t upgrade much… Was pretty funny though. We saved humanity, but sort of lost 9 out of 10 people in the process.
Now I’m doing my first proper one, on insane no less. This is going to be fun.