I’m with you about the goodmorning issue: I’m folding over harder than Gumby being mounted by Pokey. When really awesome heavy squaters do it their backs are f’n perpendicular to the floor (DF and LilP’s vids come to mind).
Shoe’s aren’t that bad - hell anything worn with a dress that short would look good
As for body comp I think you look smashing - those shoulders are awesome, belly is nice and smooth. I’d still do you in a heart beat we could have fun with the legbendy thingy. lol.
[quote]Mascherano wrote:
Such a rude fucking awakening! HAHAH! Damn!![/quote]
I basically just got up and I would call these pics a prettyfantastic awakening you’re a total babe Maschy.
I’m glad you remeasured cause those first ones were WAAAAAAY off! Hahaha 16inch neck? That’s basically what I have! lol (not gonna lie though, I was excited about the 40+ inch booty measurement. What can I say? I love me some booty lololol
I know the surgery will go well so don’t sweat it. “ain’t nuthin but a peanut”
Beautiful pictures. And I can’t believe you are still able to squat. Amazing.
And most of our measurements are within an inch or so of each other. That makes WAY more sense. I couldn’t get over the crazy 16 inch neck measurement! LOL! The measurements are fun. Thanks for playing. And they do give you a way to gauge progress, but I agree that pics do tell a lot more. For example, somebody can have 36 inch hips but be wide and flat, while someone else (YOU) can be more narrow but have a sweet bubble butt. Proportions are looking great Maschy. I want your hamstring development. You’re looking curvy and strong, but very feminine. Wishing you the best with the surgery and some pretty high heeled sandals with your name on them…SOON!
Full report required…including the part where the pretty nurse thought you were still under and was naughty, but you were awake and didn’t say anything.
LOL Masch I was just reading the part with the measuring tape. Too funny.
I think you’re a little hard on your butt, though. Mine looks like two cauliflowers, but I spend my time sitting on it so I don’t have to look at it. (And it actually is 40" - coupled with a 28" waist. That’s a difference of a foot!)
Aww! You guys are so sweet for avenging my cellulite, lol! But i’m sure that Git was merely speaking in jest. Anyways, I’ve decided that I never want to be in the hospital ever again - so any boob jobs, cellulite removal, nose jobs (of which I’ve also contemplated), i’ll just have to do without! Being in pain fucking sucks!
I’m alive! YAY!
The surgery was a success and everyone treated me super kindly. I couldn’t have asked for a better team of people to work on and with me - the entire staff was incredibly sweet! And I thank Puff for sending her good Cali vibes surgery mojo my way
The first two days after surgery were hell, especially after the anesthesia wore off (didn’t throw up tho, so that’s good), and I’m actually feeling much better today. I stopped taking the pain killers yesterday - they’re not as fun as they make them look in the movies. My glutes are incredibly sore from sleeping on my back for the last two days. Finally I decided to just suck it up and try sleeping in other positions, so I can give my sore ass a rest! And with that i realized that my leg is feeling much better, just uncomfortable.
I’m super sleepy though, so i’m going to continue to snooze on my bed with my cats. Appetite is non existent, but like Puff said, that’s to be expected.
Anyways, I keep you all in mind, those of you with the ankle and shoulder surgeries, and the hernias, and Lex - all of you with your busted up and bodies - they’ll be better days ahead! And I’m glad the worst is behind me.
Thank you all for the well wishes and the positive energy! (particularly in the form of strong, muscled up men!)
I’ll update more soon. Until then, get out and enjoy that gorgeous summer weather for me and go lift some heavy shit in my name!
you’re a total babe Maschy.