[quote]Hallowed wrote:
I am bigger than you.[/quote]
I’m 154 @ 5’10". You’re 150 @ 5’7". As such you are only relatively bigger. <cough, cough>
Seriously now,where do you hold those 150 lbs ???!! You’re 5’7"!!!
You look great (as probably everyone on this forum already so said). You can be an example used to educate girls/women that lifting heavy weight and weighing… more than 110 does not mean you’ll get big and fat and ugly and unfeminine etc. Along with P. Nordin (when not at leanest) and a younger Aneta Florkzyc… Actually, you look better/more feminine than both. (PNordin, when carriyng some fat, looks great, but when uber-lean she doesn’t, IMO)
Ahem…
I’ll write here again when I get to 176…[/quote]
Seeing as no one got to this…
OP, if you have to even mention height/weight ratios in an argument about why you’re bigger than a girl, you’re doing it wrong
Sterneneisen, as a fellow beginner, I recommend you to stop dropping the excuses and to be honest to yourself. If you can’t eat X and Y, then find alternatives. You can find them in this same forum or in any other forum thanks to google.
Not so much ago I was not making any progress (bad plan, even worse eating) and then I had to stop for months due to health reasons.
The week before going back in action I bought myself a kitchen scale, a blender and a journal. Those three items are now my best friends (along my scale) and I wrote down in my journal “no excuses”.
So, you want to eat fat because it’s easier…but does easy work at all in this business? Use a blender, start putting everything there and now you have an easy to drink shake with a high amount of calories.
I’m lactose intolerant but I still put milk and other dairy products in the shake. I just have to live through it.
If the economy is the problem, then you’ll have to start eating lots of carbs. Beans and oats are very cheap (depending the country though) and very high in calories. Beans, oats and brown rice are my carbs of choice. Sometimes they get boring, but hey, it takes like ten minutes to eat it.
If one exercice is not working, then change. There’s no use on lamenting about it.
Romania produces more oats than Italy and almost as same as France. So I’m quite sure the price is low. In Estonia they cost 0.29â?¬ for 400g. That’s more than 4000 kcal per one euro.
There you have it. I put oats in my shake, in my meatballs, in my oat omelette (obviously) and in my…oatmeal (double obviously).
This is fucking stupid. Most of the really big guys the world over got that way while broke as hell. There are poor Africans lifting weights right now outside in the heat using old car parts that make you look like a fucking joke.
Since when the hell did bodybuilding become a rich man’s sport? Some of the same pros you see in old mags lived in their fucking cars for a while in their effort to go pro.
This thread sucks…because if you want it, you go and fucking get it.
I was eating whatever I could afford all of the way through college, including so many packages of Raman Noodles that I gag when I see a bag of that shit to this day…and I got my arms over 18" that way.
I find that when I want to get big and I get to the red traffic lights (and those annoying pedestrians with little red hats) and it gets really fast, you’ve got put your foot down…but watch out for the footballs on that blue grass. Grass is good but too much can really clog up your nose, the best thing for it is oats. I really hate the gritty ones though, especially the ones that hurt your arms and make your anus all sore.
You know what I mean?
I can’t question too many things because my doctor said that I had to wait in the waiting room…funny as heck when that happens (you know when it rains…but I don’t mind as long as I wear something on my broken back). I have a bruise on my foot as well, but still managed to do squats with my friend on top (really hard when you take into account that concrete takes 6 weeks to cure, and even then, the president is black)
Anyway, sorry for the rant! Hope someone can help, thanks
The previous advice not withstanding, I have found that the best way to get big is to invest in apple sauce, but not the kind with the nuts in it. The smooth kind that spreads easily on whole wheat bread is the best kind to use when dealing with East African viral infections of the uterus. It usually takes 40, 55 or maybe even 100 thrusts into the uterus to reach full climax so long as it is tight as the polo shirts on MTV but loose enough to match the grazing patterns of the cattle kept in rural North Virginia which are the true source of Mad Cow Disease, an issue now known to be a controversy started by Al Sharpton.
[quote]Im_New_Feed_Me wrote:
Moral of the thread = Hallowed is fucking hot… or really fat and disgusting… or on roids.
Whatever gets more pictures.[/quote]
Okay, Fin on the pics in here.
I hope I made my point.
And yes I have a little temper… I’m Sicilian.
The next asshole to insult me… I’m sending Ct.Rockula to eat all his white women. And man Ct. gets HELLA PISSED when he finds out you don’t have five bags worth of them.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
The previous advice not withstanding, I have found that the best way to get big is to invest in apple sauce, but not the kind with the nuts in it. The smooth kind that spreads easily on whole wheat bread is the best kind to use when dealing with East African viral infections of the uterus. It usually takes 40, 55 or maybe even 100 thrusts into the uterus to reach full climax so long as it is tight as the polo shirts on MTV but loose enough to match the grazing patterns of the cattle kept in rural North Virginia which are the true source of Mad Cow Disease, an issue now known to be a controversy started by Al Sharpton.[/quote]
