'Dark Knight Rises' Porn Parody

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Hey guys. I’m not sure if the mods will let this stay, but I thought it was too funny not to share. Today me and one of my housemates decided we should try to make a porn parody of TDKR. Here’s what we have so far:

The beauty of it is that you don’t even have to change the name: The Dark Knight Rises

It follows a black man, Bruce Wang, who has to struggle with impotency (the dark knight isn’t rising…har har) and face the villainous Bone. With allies in Lucious Cocks, Commissioner Hard On, Miranda Tits, and John “Throbbin” Blake, he faces his biggest battle on erectile dysfunction yet. An infamous cat burgler arrives in the nick of time who may turn out to be just the pussy he needs.

Cameos include the return of the Poker, and it dives a little bit into the background stories of Bruce Wang and Bone in the League of Bad Hoes.

Anything to add? I feel like that’s quite a bit to get the ball rolling…lol.

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2 thumbs up

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Seriously, did you have to make a brotha impotent?

Lol

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Seriously, did you have to make a brotha impotent?

Lol[/quote]

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

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Lol

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

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Lol
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I work out

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[quote]Derek542 wrote:

I work out[/quote]

Haha! That giff of yours always kills me.

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

I work out[/quote]

Haha! That giff of yours always kills me.[/quote]

Okay that one was fucking hilarious DN

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I think you should cast DarkNinjaa as cat woman… ohhh yeah!

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this should be perrrr gooood

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[quote]dirtman wrote:
I think you should cast DarkNinjaa as cat woman… ohhh yeah![/quote]

No her.

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[quote]therajraj wrote:

[quote]dirtman wrote:
I think you should cast DarkNinjaa as cat woman… ohhh yeah![/quote]

No her.[/quote]

Thats cat womans alter ego: fat woman

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[quote]dirtman wrote:
I think you should cast DarkNinjaa as cat woman… ohhh yeah![/quote]

Hahaha! Awesome.

Now I’ve gotta think about the scene in which I make Bruce Wang’s cock as hard, rough and rigid as a glass dildo.

Lol

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Maybe you could have a creepy dude in a green bodysuit…the Diddler?

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:

[quote]dirtman wrote:
I think you should cast DarkNinjaa as cat woman… ohhh yeah![/quote]

Hahaha! Awesome.

Now I’ve gotta think about the scene in which I make Bruce Wang’s cock as hard, rough and rigid as a glass dildo.

Lol
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Would not take much from you besides a smile and one look at that hot body you have! Bruce Wang would be cured in no time at all. I know it cures me :wink:

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[quote]dcolacu1 wrote:
Maybe you could have a creepy dude in a green bodysuit…the Diddler?[/quote]

i like it

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[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Seriously, did you have to make a brotha impotent?

Lol[/quote]

what other option did i have with “The Dark Knight Rises?”

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[quote]dcolacu1 wrote:
Maybe you could have a creepy dude in a green bodysuit…the Diddler?[/quote]

Solid.

I vote ay.

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[quote]dirtman wrote:

Would not take much from you besides a smile and one look at that hot body you have! Bruce Wang would be cured in no time at all. I know it cures me ;)[/quote]

Mmm… :wink:

I have quite an angelic smile and an angelic face :slight_smile: Will it be enough to cure Bruce though? One thing I am not when I talk is sweet. An impotent man is an already broken soul. I’ll have to be blunt with him when I play with his cock. Will he survive?

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[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]DarkNinjaa wrote:
Seriously, did you have to make a brotha impotent?

Lol[/quote]

what other option did i have with “The Dark Knight Rises?”[/quote]

Hahaha!

Good point.