^ banned from a funeral home after being caught trying to “raise the dead” by blowjob.
^Plays dead in funeral homes hoping to get a blowjob from a pre op tranny
^ keeps his weight down and dresses like a teenager hoping to be raped by a scoutmaster.
^ is the scoutmaster
^ was the little boy abused by the scoutmaster
^ was the German priest who turned the scoutmaster into a kidtoucher, proud of his work.
^ had to suck ^^ to become a fully fledge “scoutmaster”. Has the badge and the mouth to prove it.
^masturbates with peanutbutter
^ uses peanut butter for foreplay with his German shepherd
^ has a german shepherd costume so ^^^ will be none the wiser when ^ goes to work, lapping up all of that creamy peanutbutter off of ^^^ soft, silky smooth prepubescent balls
^Left me out of it… I like ^
countingballs
^^ has some real issues with CainMarko
edit: ^ counts balls by tongue touch
^ knows all the different methodologies of ball counting (keeps a diary of all the balls he’s every counted under his pillow)
^ can identify ethnicity and race of the owner just by carassing a scrotum with his tongue,
^ calculate Body fat% just by licking people’s asses
^ Gets his bf tested regularly by ^^
^^ had to wait in line behind ^ who asked him to check before ^^^ got to him cuz he is very impatient. ^ then popped a woody which distracted ^^^ from giving him an accurate test, causing ^^ to challenge ^^^'s credentials. ^, ^^, and ^^^ then proceeded to test each others BF using the ASS method. As it turns out, ^ WAS the most accurate.
^ was next in line with a woody and is about to test ^^s ethnicity via his famous “caressing the scrotum” method, while simultaneously having his bf tested by the OFFICIAL ASS team, ^^^ and ^^^^
^ pays regular visits to the OFFICIAL ASS team and is the originator of the “caressing the scrotum” meathod