^ spends nights crying into his pillow because ^^ won’t come near his scrotum
^'s life story should begin with, “It all began with a dirty old uncle, a bloody knuckle, and a tear stained pillow…”
^ played the lead in the gay porn version of that story, insisted on doing his own stunts
^ is “intimately” familiar with the gay porn industry
^ loves being cream pied in the behind
^has ^^ cream pie for post workout carbs
^swaps cream pie with ^^ and swears by its awesomeness.
^ prefers snowballs over creampie, will suck a dick for either.
^ is tired of always being the Scoutmaster who’s in charge of sucking dicks and counting balls and wants ^^ to suck HIS dick for a change
^^just jealous^^
^ big damn pussy
^ dreams of ^^'s big damn pussy
^ BIIIIG damn pussy…or so Polo, Beans, and Print said
^ is so pussy-starved that ^ keeps calling himself “big damn pussy” like a mantra while sucking dicks and counting balls for Polo, Beans, and Print
^ so dick starved that Pedopup is starting to look real good
^ has a dick in his mouth every day, hence is not dick-starved at all, and feels like a lucky bastard knowing pedopup is so good
^Likes Pedopup to ride her doggie style & pee on her leg.
^ likes ^^ to piss in his mouth, pretends its Polo
^ Wishes cujo would hump him doggy style because nothing get ^ more aroused then a rabid dog, drooling all over his back, while pile driving the shit out of ^
^^ Beat me to it because ^^ get’s offended anytime anyone but himself flames ^^^. No one flames ^^ gay lover!!