^ was at ^^'s mom’s house the night before and stole all of ^^'s GI Joes for ^'s 10th annual “action-packed” buttsex party
^ doesn’t need GI Joes to have an “action-packed” buttsex party, instead uses wiffle ball bats and the fist of yours truly
^ won the wiffleball bat challenge, got to play monster rain as the grandprize.
^ knew about ^^ winning the wiffelball bat challenge because he had a G.I.Joe figure in his ass (cuz knowing is half the battle)
^ prefers Star Wars action figures over G.I. Joe, likes to feel the Force in his ass.
^ prefers an etch-a-sketch over any action figure in his ass. for some reason all of his drawings turn out shitty though.
^ is projecting again - the etch-a-sketch is HIS preference and he simply lacks the sphincteral control to work the knobs properly (he is practicing and improving everyday though)
^ tried sticking a movie PROJECTOR up ^ ass to share his mom’s homemade bukkake videos with his buddies, but for some reason the picture quality was kinda shitty.
^ post quality is kinda shitty.
^enjoys anything that is shitty, especially if he can lick the shit off.
^ needs to lick the shit off of the gay manikin sex doll in his avatar because he forgot to clean up after a simulated scat session (he is still trying to figure out how to make the manikin shit on HIS chest)
^ has successfully figured out how to get the manikin to shit on his chest, but is having trouble getting it to bust on his face.
^ pioneered the “manikin shitting on chest” and excels in getting the Manikin to jizz all over his face
^ has a gay manikin of his own that does the chicken dance while it jizzes all over ^s face and all over the “Manikin Shitting on Chest” manual ^ is reading for pleasure
2 out of 3 member of T-Nation prefer the gay manikin over ^
^ is definitely one to the gay manikin fuckers/simulated scat practitioners
^leader of the gay manikin fuckers/simulated scat practitioners group here on T-Nation. wants the next Biotest product to be a lube.
^Beats his meat to the Andrew McCarthy poster hanging in his bedroom.
^ dick is deader than Bernies was…at least when ^ is faced with a vagina
^Trying to convince ^^ that he can resuscitate dead dick by putting it in his mouth & giving CPR.