^begins to stutter at the thought of pussy, ^ thinks the little exposure to pussy he got during birth is more then enough.
[quote]redleg32002000 wrote:
^ never ate a pussy he wouldn’t eat…wait a minute. ^ has never eaten a pussy. nevermind. [/quote]
Haha
^pops ^^'s pussy zits with his teeth
^encounters a lot of pussy zits while on dates, enjoys them, digs through a foot of pubes to get to them
^ thinks pubs are a right of manhood. So ^ shaves his pubes, tucks his shit back between his legs, wraps a towel over his head and stands at the open window hoping to get a rise outta his 70 yr old neighbor.
Which is fkn nasty man, you got problems!!!
^takes pictures and jerks to them
I did that to get payback on my neighbor for taking a dump on my BBQ
^ thinks jerking to a fag who pretends to be a girl is worse then being the fag…
^is no longer able to give the fags at his gym surprise buttsechs, still tries. Makes pterodactyl noise when he cums…
^ lures the fags in his gym with candy dildos and fogs up the windows in the shower as he searches for new victums like the velociraptor from jerassic park.
^liked shower buttsechs so much that he replaced his tongue with a penis so he could lick the ass while fucking it.
^ and ^^ love giving each buttsechs no matter the location… " pterodactyl screech"…
^ sucks at man above threads
^ sucks at life in general
^ has confidently established, without a shadow of a doubt, that he LUVs to suck
^Likes to have ^^ suck his cock in the shadows cuz dey’ both so damn ugly.
^ not afraid to suck cocks in broad daylight, being one that is proud of his cocksucking ability, passed down from generation to generation, culminating in the undeniable, superhuman cocksucking ability of ^
^ is in the family business helping with the accelerated evolution of ^^ cock sucking ability. “…from generation to generation…”
^likes sticking his nose in other people’s business…no really, he gets right in there.
^ doesn’t stop at the nose - sticks every thing he can in other people’s “business” (he even stuck a G.I. Joe action figure in his ass)
^ sticked his boner up his arse. More like impaled ^^ on ^'s boner …
… and then the GI joe action figure got his turn
^couldnt find a GI Joe so he stuck his mom’s dick up his arse