^ could care less about a gaping puss. only concern is his gaping hole and having something to shove in it
^Was born with a pussy, so gets a bit sensity when people discuss gaping holes.
^finds it hard to fap to cross-dressers with his arms missing and his head caved in.
^Would FIND a way to fap to cross-dressers no matter what his circumstances.
after many failed attempts at giving himself head, ^ settled on sucking off ^^ instead.
^Was very excited knowing once ^^ came home they would snowball.
^loves balls, hairy balls, bald balls, black balls, brown balls, yellow balls, clean balls, dirty balls, white balls, and all man balls.
But ^ fkn hates snow balls
^loves snow balls so much, he fabricated a snow ball dispensing rig so he gets every drop
^Tattooed “T-Bag here” on his forehead.
^tattooed “teabag here” on his chin and “insert here” across his lips.
^ is to balls, what Forrest Gump is to Shrimp ("There’s pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, …)
But ^ fkn LUVS snowballs…
^ is to cock what rain man is to underwear.
Definitely… definitely need cock… definitely need cock… asian cock shows to be 23.45% smaller than averag, white cock 15% smaller than average, black cock has 7,832,621 cases of aids world wide. Indian cock is definitely definitely the safest cock.
^ knows all about cocks
^ is jealous that ^^ knows more about cocks than he does
^ Sucked ^^^ cock as part of the ^^^ research and comes under the 23.45%.
^ never met a cock he wouldn’t suck
^ has never seen his own cock
^ never sucked a cock he wouldn’t suck again
^ never swallowed a load he wouldn’t take in the pooper just as willingly
^ never ate a pussy he wouldn’t eat…wait a minute. ^ has never eaten a pussy. nevermind.