^Allows one dog to spoon & post coital hugs the other to keep jealous rages under control all the while wearing post lubricated nut sack splooge as lip stick.
^uses nut sack splooge to attract bitches
^ out of curiosity, tried it and it worked - has all da bitches on his jock nao
^Being a bitch AC would know. slurp, slurp.
^ AC’s #1 little bitch, has AC’s avatar as a tramp stamp to prove it.
^Has licked said tramp stamp more times than I’ve shat in his mouth.
^waits with excitement for ^^ to pass shit back like a dirty snowball.
^doctor thought he was a dirty snowball when he was born…“whats that doing in there?”
^ doctor thought the same thing when he was born and saw his mom’s IUD stuffed up his butt - talk about starting early…
^ used his moms IUD for a pacifier
^ tried ass-to-mouth with an IUD himself, and now has a permanent facial expression like the guy in his avatar
^ wishes someone would go ass to mouth with HER IUD…
^ grants ^^ wish and have turns sharing the IUD
^ like’s “taking turns” and “sharing”
(missed you, buddy!)
^ Missed you buddy… code for ^ wants to suck on ^^ puckered ass lips.
^ prefers to deep tongue ^^ ass lips, rather than suck
^ enjoys sitting on ^^ tongue (*note facial expression in avatar)
^ magnified facial expressions in ^^'s avatar and made them his screen saver cuz he is SOOOO in love
^ wouldn’t understand what love is if it weren’t for his Uncle Jerry’s special tube steak sandwich
^ turned down Uncle Jerry’s tube steak sandwich for Aunt Sally’s bearded clam chowder. Looks forward to family get togethers so she can enjoy this scrumptious treat.