^Enjoys family get togethers because all the kids will be there. “Who wants to play Dr.?”
^ Enjoys going to the dog park because all of his tight-assed tail-wagging fantasies will be there. “Who wants a “treat””?
^ shoves Beggin’ Strips in his ass and hollers for ^^ to come get his treats
^can’t wait to eat Beggin Strips out of ^^ ass
^Wishes someone would beg him for a treat. So sad.
^is a man’s man, or ratehr a dog’s dog so doesnt beg anyone for anything and makes them beg him…to use Flea Be Gone
^ got fleas from ^^ after giving ^^ crab lice
^said he would keep my crab lice a secret and lied…now everyone gets to know about your request for squat rack buttsechs
^ loves giving ^^ buttsechs in exchange for keeping crablice a secret.
^loves his crab lice like children
^ gives buttsechs for free
^does buttsechs for crack
^sniffs but crack after buttsechs
^ prefers buttsechs rough so he can have pink socks afterwards
^sucks his man juice out of pink sock with a crack straw
^ injects ^^ man juice into his own ass with a heroin needle
^ has his cock mistaken for a needle all the time, resulting in a pack of junkies following him around looking for a “fix”, so he gives them free buttsex
^cleans up after junkie buttsechs orgy with his tongue. Saves some in a crack vial for later. Calls it his precious.
^mistook ^^crack vial for his eye medication…
^ knows the contents of the crack vial but still takes orally anyway