^ is involved in the squat rack buttsechs with ^^^
^ has apparently participated in the squat rack buttsechs with ^^, ^^^, and ^^^^
^is fapping to the thought of 3 men having buttsechs in the squat rack
^ is fapping to the though of 3 men having buttsex anywhere
^ is fapping while having buttsex right now, possibly with 3 men in the squat rack
^ is one of the men in the squat rack (offers a reach around)
^ is disappointed and then giddy with anticipation after discovering that ^^ is a woman with a strap on just for ^
^ was disappointed and then giddy when she “accidentally” put the strap on on the wrong way
^Loves the taste of wrong way strap-on. Says it taste like chicken.
^knows from lengthy experience
^ and ^^ had a “lengthy experience” last night
^ sat in a corner and videotaped said lengthy experience
^ fapped to the point of blindness to the video
^ is fapping to the videotape
EDIT dammit you beat me
^ shows rage at being cockblocked, will go fap in sullen anger to pedopup videos
^ faps to ^^ fapping to the pedopup videos (beats his own daily record)
^Likes to share the joy of fapping so much that he indulges his colostomy bag wearing neighbor every chance he gets. W/out ever emptying the bag.
^ Uses contents of colostomy bag as lubrication in his own fapping endeavors. Particularly likes the kind of lubrication that comes after eating the lumberjack special at IHOP.
^Gets off on licking post lubricated nut-sack. Actually thinks it makes her breath smell better.
^ Never actually allows the Masch to lick post lubricated nut-sack for fear of making his dogs jealous.