^^must be taught how to use the shift 6 function
^^ must be taught how to not shit on the living room carpet
^Must be taught not to eat shit off of a carpet w/out a napkin.
^ told me he thinks i invented sex.
^Invented sex w/Blue Tacos.
i invented blue taco…PERIOD, with out my infected wanger we would not have seen the glory of Blue taco.
^ has blue balls to go with his infected wanger and now can’t remember how this thread works
^^doesn’t understand the basic premise of the “man above” thread
^has blue balls from looking at ^ downstairs mix-up all day
^Thinks sticking his blue balls into ^^ hot box everything will be A-OK.
^yearns to lick ^^brown eye while ^^ sticks ^^ blue balls into ^^^ hot box
^ is cured of blue balls thanks to ^^^^s hot box but still yearns for ^^s dipstick in his brown eye
^Writing dipstick takes her back to yesteryear when having 20 a day was part of the norm.
^ 20 dipsticks is childs play compared to the amount ^ has handled in a 24 hr span
^ dipstick…nothing more to say
^Dipstick in his throat, no longer speaks, only types on forums.
^ knows all about having a cock in his mouth - even has a “cigar” in his avatar to help his oral fixation
^ last seen “smoking” a cock in his beak, which is orally fixed since he doesn’t have hands or fingers to remove it
^ wouldn’t take it out 'till she squirted, I felt violated.
^Thinks being cuck-holded from ^^ is a good thing.
^still thinks blue taco is an item on the Taco Bell value menu with blueberry sauce