^ thinks the giant isopod would be a great substitute for the gerbils he usually uses.
^ keeps a giant isopod suspended in a 55 gallon drum of astroglide in his closet for when ^^ comes to visit
^ faps to the sight of ^^ giving ^^^ the isopod
^ faps to the memory of his alterboy days and Father McFeely.
^ Was the dirty uncle that originally molested Father McFeely and sent him to the church in shame, perpetuating the cycle and ruining the lives of hundreds of young boys, ^^, (not ^^^),^^^^, ^^^^^, and ^^^^^^ being among them.
^molested the dirty uncle, starting the whole cycle to begin with, and ^ he’s angry because
<got the hot nun and avoided all the runny rods.
^ wishes he was one us, but unfortunately got done by uncle ^^. Like they say in NZ “go back to the roots” lol
^Thinks having Quasimodo as a avatar is a quick way to pick up chicks.
^ has been constantly fapping to Quasimodo.
^Should change avatar name to “Mr. Unoriginal.”
^look again … wasn’t me
^^ should keep up with the latest fad, or should GTFO either will do.
^Thinks everyone likes him now that he has sucked & swallowed polo’s wang.
< is convinced ^^ and ^^^ are the same guy, a troll who got banned from /b/.
^is convinced he doesn’t like penis … however ^ is only fooling ^
^^^ thinks i actually care what he thinks.
<thinks ^^^^ has a very good looking avatar
^wishes avatar can go ‘Yippy kay yay motherfucker’ on ^ ass
^Blew load in ^ pants after fantasizing about ^^ going Yippe kay A in his ass.
^is about to swallow the blue taco