^is first in line to buy a sweater made out of ^^^ pubic hair
^ likes to brag he has a huge hog. it’s true, her name is Linda, they’ve been together since high school.
^Is about as original as the shit I just flushed.
^ about as well liked as Nancy Pelosi dancing on the main stage
^ was never well liked in HS, causing a severe overcompensation and a strange obsession with Suz… I mean KerleyQ
^ getting me confused with KerlyQ’s stalker, had the same trouble with hookers in Thailand, now a fan of ladyboys.
^yearns to be a ladyboy so ^^ will fall in love with ^
^ my idol and teacher in all things becoming a ladyboy
^recognizes true talent and strives to obtain it ^^ has taught him well. Go out ^ and be the best damn ladyboy ^ can!!
^ as motivational as Gene Simmons is a role model for monogamy.
^Is about original as the shit I just flushed.
^ is about original as the shit ^ just flushed. the shit ^ ate was very original, came from KerleyQ
^ is about as original as the last guy who blew their load all over ^ mom’s saggy tits
^ sad that her tits are smaller than his own, gyno boy.
^ Hasn’t touched a vagina since he slid out of his moms
^ has touched his dads penis more than his own.
^ spends his evenings cleaning golf balls by sliding them up his well manicured and bleached brown starfish
^ took his avatar pic while watching the videos from brutaldildos.com, which he has a membership to and wishing it was happening to him.
< has the best avatar…i hope its his GF
^Obviously doesn’t know how to read & is a complete moron.