[quote]Haavik wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
THIS IS WORTH THE BUMP AND TRUST ME IT WILL NOT BE HERE LONG
BUMP!!!
I think I just creamed my pants.[/quote]
Bump because I say so
BUMP, JESSICA ALBA SUPER BUMP
BUMP, JESSICA ALBA SUPER BUMP with a M. Rodriguez chaser BUMP
when is this movie coming out!
Sep 2nd
[quote]four60 wrote:
Sep 2nd[/quote]
That’s 10 years away.
Hahahaha what???
[quote]Haavik wrote:
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Something about that trailer reminded me of ‘The Toxic Avenger’.[/quote]
Yeah it does look like something from Troma, but the first still indicates slicker production values (lol at the corpse in the shopping cart). I’m pretty stoked for this movie, mainly because of Rutger Hauer. [/quote]
Some of those old Troma flicks are wild. Machette looks terrible in the best kind of way. I’ll probably see it opening weekend. Also, has Alba ever done a nude scene, or even topless? If not, what are the odds this is her first?[/quote]
Not nearly high enough for my liking.[/quote]
It is. Rob Rodriguez asked her to strip for Sin City, but she refused (even though her comic book counterpart bared all).
My eyes are going to be on Michelle Rodriguez in this one: she is going to deliver a multi-faceted performance ( I’m not going to post spoilers because I think her role may represent a major plot twist).
^Have you seen this already?
[quote]skaz05 wrote:
September 3?
FUUUUUUUCK. That’s like 100 years! This movie would be a PERFECT addition to this Summer’s movie season.
Looks great though, and I second Michelle Rodriguez looking hot as fuck.[/quote]
Plus she likes to drink so her judgment is sometimes impaired. That is nice.
[quote]four60 wrote:
^Have you seen this already?[/quote]
Nope. I saw one still from the movie, and although I’m usually more than happy to offer spoilers when requested, this is one occasion when I think you’re far better off not knowing (the pic in question lets the cat out of the bag, but there’s been no mention of it anywhere else, so it must be a major plot point).
^Plot??? Damn I was Hoping for a grittier Version of Desperodo.
With Plenty of Latin ass an Gun/Knife FU. Oh well I guess a little story won’t hurt.
[quote]four60 wrote:
^Plot??? Damn I was Hoping for a grittier Version of Desperodo.
With Plenty of Latin ass an Gun/Knife FU. [/quote]
LOL. Have no fear - I’m sure we’ll get all of that as well.
Moar Machete clips here:
http://www.movieline.com/2010/08/watch-four-machete-clips-filled-with-tacos-innuendo-and-roberto-deniros-texan-accent.php
Not sure if this has been mentioned, but along with Alba and Rodriguez being hot a hell, Lohan gets naked, not sure if anyone will care but I will took a good look at that.
http://www.movieweb.com/movie/machete/exclusive-youre-a-fighter
Not much just a clip.
Alright…who’s seen it already??
I’m going tonight.
[quote]Big_Boss wrote:
Alright…who’s seen it already??
I’m going tonight.[/quote]
Friend told me the movie didn’t focus on Machete as most would think it would. Still worth seeing though.
Reviews are already up.
Seen it yesterday. It’s Raw, Grimmy,Grindhouse to the extreme. Over the top Violent. The word Mexsplotation should come with a pic of Trejo in any dictionary.
There is nothing in this movie that should be looked upon as real life. Matter of fact you should go to it thinking I’m going to see a superhero movie made by a Mexican madman.
I loved every crazy insane second of it. The very last seen made me sick to my stomach even though it was not meant to.
Sit at least 3 rows back or you will be covered in blood.
Edit: oh and try to forget that Segal is in this movie could done without him.
GO SEE MACHETE CABRONES!