[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
She already knew…and keep lying! Try this:
Hey hun. I never meant to lie. It just slipped my mind, like the time you moved away and asked me to watch your dog. it’s dead btw.
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Motherfucker wouldnt stop barking!lol
[quote]bugeishaAD wrote:
It’s not cheating if you’re on creatine[/quote]
LMFAo!
the girl sounds like a headcase, and id guess shes in her early 20’s when girls get super crazy. always lie, and when she accuses you of lying tell her not to ask questions that are out of her element.
I see two ways you could have gone with this one
1 - when asked, tell her you hooked up with the friend. Don’t make any thing of it. Nothing to hide, nothing to be ashamed of.
2 - lie and tell her you didn’t, as you did. When she texted you calling you a liar, tell her you repected the other girls privacy and don’t kiss-and-tell. She might respect that response and then think you aren’t going to talk about her afterwards either.
So when is the AC/Karma book coming out?
So, “old friend” got off scot-free by selling you out to your ex?
Listen, chicks don’t ask you fucked up questions like this without knowing the answer ahead of time. She was only testing you and either way you lose–you fail because you fucked her friend or you fail because you lied.
Either way, you’re both better off. She, because she no longer has to deal with an asshole who fucked her friend… and you, because you no longer have to deal with a crazy broad who isn’t secure enough to handle the fact that boys will fuck other girls when they’re not fucking you.
Game Over.
[quote]86Gymbeciles wrote:
Listen, chicks don’t ask you fucked up questions like this without knowing the answer ahead of time. She was only testing you and either way you lose–you fail because you fucked her friend or you fail because you lied.
Either way, you’re both better off. She, because she no longer has to deal with an asshole who fucked her friend… and you, because you no longer have to deal with a crazy broad who isn’t secure enough to handle the fact that boys will fuck other girls when they’re not fucking you.
Game Over.[/quote]
Well, wait. I know you guys have these “rules” about things. When the girlfriend moved away and they broke up…that translates to, and you never do one of her friends for the rest of your life? Huh?
Meet
new
Bitches.
[quote]Cprimero wrote:
Meet
new
Bitches.[/quote]
LOL
[quote]86Gymbeciles wrote:
Listen, chicks don’t ask you fucked up questions like this without knowing the answer ahead of time. She was only testing you and either way you lose–you fail because you fucked her friend or you fail because you lied.
Either way, you’re both better off. She, because she no longer has to deal with an asshole who fucked her friend… and you, because you no longer have to deal with a crazy broad who isn’t secure enough to handle the fact that boys will fuck other girls when they’re not fucking you.
Game Over.[/quote]
Where is SusieQ when you need him.
Probably fapping to 86Gymbeciles’ avatar…
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
[quote]86Gymbeciles wrote:
Listen, chicks don’t ask you fucked up questions like this without knowing the answer ahead of time. She was only testing you and either way you lose–you fail because you fucked her friend or you fail because you lied.
Either way, you’re both better off. She, because she no longer has to deal with an asshole who fucked her friend… and you, because you no longer have to deal with a crazy broad who isn’t secure enough to handle the fact that boys will fuck other girls when they’re not fucking you.
Game Over.[/quote]
Where is SusieQ when you need him.[/quote]
YES!!!
Honesty is the best policy
[quote]86Gymbeciles wrote:
Listen… She was only testing you …[/quote]
this needs to be repeated
[quote]Chewwy wrote:
Game is the best policy[/quote]
fixed
You should tell her, they have both seen you naked and you’ve seen them both naked.
Only 1 logical way to resolve the issue!!! THREESOME!!!
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
You should tell her, they have both seen you naked and you’ve seen them both naked.
Only 1 logical way to resolve the issue!!! THREESOME!!![/quote]
one problem: MFF isn’t Mac’s MO … now if it was MMF then he probably would’ve already thought of it…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
You should tell her, they have both seen you naked and you’ve seen them both naked.
Only 1 logical way to resolve the issue!!! THREESOME!!![/quote]
one problem: MFF isn’t Mac’s MO … now if it was MMF then he probably would’ve already thought of it…[/quote]
Valid point… meh throw a strap on on one of them!
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Marzouk wrote:
You should tell her, they have both seen you naked and you’ve seen them both naked.
Only 1 logical way to resolve the issue!!! THREESOME!!![/quote]
one problem: MFF isn’t Mac’s MO … now if it was MMF then he probably would’ve already thought of it…[/quote]
Valid point… meh throw a strap on on one of them![/quote]
THIS!
As someone with MMF experience and plenty of MFF (and MFFF, MFFFF, Etc…) the best of both worlds is a chick with a strap on. Now it takes a certain lady to do this, but it is FUN!!!