damn HM, disappointed! Try and salvage what is left and get a MFF going with ex and friend.
[quote]aznt0rk wrote:
damn HM, disappointed! Try and salvage what is left and get a MFF going with ex and friend.
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HM has to turn in his pimp card.
The teacher thing and now this? He’s not focues anymore.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Girls are so fucking shady man. I bet she already knew you hooked up with her friend when she asked you. Girls play games.[/quote]
x100000
You, SickAbs, are a boss.
Hey, if she asked, then you should’ve told her the truth. If she got upset, then that’s her problem and she can’t blame you for anything.
A clear conscience is a wonderful thing, also.
TBH,In all my relationship I never brung anything to the table but always spit it out when asked. If my girl was a fucking stripper in her past life,I wouldnt give a fuck;its all about here and now. Well,except herpes. That shit doesnt go away.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
I bet she already knew you hooked up with her friend when she asked you.[/quote]
X2. Why else would she have been asking?
You had sex with 2 friends not sure what the issue is. Next thread.
I say be honest in the future. You have nothing that important lose in comparison, and it’ll only make your character more appealing. Better than feeling like a (if you do) and being a liar in someones eyes.
Next time you can give this a shot by way of an answer:
The past is the past. Less history, more mystery plz.
Got that from Dr. Drew
Was this the hot one you failed at the V-diet with?
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
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more months later, run into old gf. hit it off. asks me if i hooked up with any of her friends.
i deny, assuming it would only ruin chances of us having a good time together.
… [/quote]
No disrepect but this was a pussy move. Really…
So WHAT if you hooked with any of her friends? So WHAT if you hooked up with her sister?
In fact what you should have said was:
(a) “Oh yeah of corse I did! I hooked up with all your hot girlfriends” 
She dumbed you NOT because you lied, instead she dumped you because you failed her Shit-Test. You answered like a nice-beta-boy would by denying you have been getting fresh pussy like an Alpha Male.
[quote]Neospartan wrote:
[quote]HolyMacaroni wrote:
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more months later, run into old gf. hit it off. asks me if i hooked up with any of her friends.
i deny, assuming it would only ruin chances of us having a good time together.
… [/quote]
No disrepect but this was a pussy move. Really…
So WHAT if you hooked with any of her friends? So WHAT if you hooked up with her sister?
In fact what you should have said was:
(a) “Oh yeah of corse I did! I hooked up with all your hot girlfriends”
She dumbed you NOT because you lied, instead she dumped you because you failed her Shit-Test. You answered like a nice-beta-boy would by denying you have been getting fresh pussy like an Alpha Male.
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And we have a WINNER!
Don’t lie. Answer but WAY over exaggerate.
Her: “did you hook up with any of my friends while we were apart?”
HM: “Actually, I did…ALL of them…” Try to keep a straight face and then laugh. Follow up with, “So when are you going to stop asking silly questions? You silly girl!..” then tickle her and give her a spanking. Change the subject.
You have not lied. And anyone with a little social intelligence will recognize that you set a boundary.
If she doesn’t take the hint and presses you anyway, do what Karma said. Act surprised that she’s asking again and tell her it’s none of her fucking business. But leave it open to interpretation, “It doesn’t matter if I fucked the Brazilian swimsuit team when we were apart, it’s none of your fucking business.” Be a little meaner than necessary when you say it and freeze her out for a few minutes. She’ll feel bad, and when you finally show her affection again, “listen, I got a little short with you back there, but playing twenty questions about my personal life while I wasn’t with you is pet peeve of mine”. (notice you NEVER apologized) You’ll be the bringer of good emotions and she most likely wont ask again. Then have awesome make up sex and make the bitch tap out. (i luv u, karma)
[quote]four60 wrote:
You had sex with 2 friends not sure what the issue is. Next thread.[/quote]
The issue is progression. HolyMac has been stuck at two friends for what seems like years. He either needs to up the load by making it three friends or up the intensity by making it two sisters. Otherwise he’s likely to stay at this plateau for a long time.
[quote]Erasmus wrote:
[quote]CapnYousef wrote:
Get freaked out that she was talking about you to her friend. Make her feel bad for bringing you up, talk about how sensitive you are when it comes to discussion of relationships you’re in.
Shes the villain here.
(itd be awesome if that worked btw)[/quote]
This has the word “insecurity” written all over it.
Be a man, stand for the things you’ve done/[/quote]
Er, I was hoping “sarcasm” would be the prominent tone in this one… we need sarcasm tags to make sure that doesn’t go undetected.
She already knew…and keep lying! Try this:
Hey hun. I never meant to lie. It just slipped my mind, it wasnt very good. Not like being with you gorgeous.
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
She already knew…and keep lying! Try this:
Hey hun. I never meant to lie. It just slipped my mind, it wasnt very good. Not like being with you gorgeous.
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No…no…no
[quote]Captnoblivious wrote:
She already knew…and keep lying! Try this:
Hey hun. I never meant to lie. It just slipped my mind, like the time you moved away and asked me to watch your dog. it’s dead btw.
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Mac is somplace laughing his ass off. And working on her other friends. If he gave a damn he wouldn’t have tagged her friend.
I salute you Soldier, keep up the good work. Stick an move stick, stick an move.
It’s not cheating if you’re on creatine