IVE NECVER POKED SMOT IN MY LIFE GUYS, seriously :). Drugs are bad.
This is the wsop,the best in the world are in this tourney.I’ll make sure the cameras on me,I’m a real entertaing player.America will take notes watching me play.I dont need to explain my game and I’m going there to look like dead money until the first few people who step.By then I’ll be off to the races.
Yeah but you forgot one thing, YOU’RE AN IDIOT!
This is like a slow motion play by play of a train wreck. The anticipation is killing me.
[quote]Dave2 wrote:
mls jr. wrote:
I’ll sport a T-Nation shirt when I’m at the final table,
Please don’t. You’re an embarrassment to all T-Nation stands for. You realize that, right?
I think someone is funning with us. Gotta be a troll. [/quote]
I’d have to agree 100% with this.
You are the anti T-man and everything i strive not to be. Don’t buy another computer and don’t update us please. Go darwin yourself with all your texas hold em cash tho, that’d be cool.
Oh, come on nate-o-raid. It’s not every day that you get to see someone hit bottom with a splat like he’s going to. Well documented too.
I say you should invest in some botox treatments for the poker face. Who says you can’t be a chemicaly enhanced Texas Hold’em Mega star?
[quote]mls jr. wrote:
I’m sorry for the useless post,but I’m leaving next week,so it will be along time before I’ll be able to use a computer.I won a 100$ tourney for a seat there and money isn’t an issue,anywhere I go.I’ve made a living playing poker online the last few years,thats why I’m allways on here.Its not going to be easy by any means but I’m going to work my ass off.You guys should wish me luck instead of hatin.Poker is really the only way I’ve known how to make money,I haven’t worked in years and I’ve made a good living playing online.I’m going to Vegas to make myself famous and there are thousands of people who are going to be looking for that hat,b/c they know I’m a champion in the making.I just have to prove it in july.Everything has changed now that I’m off probation,I’m 2 years ahead of schedule now.I’ve got plenty of money to survive wherever I go,I’ve been saving for this day.I was born to own Vegas.MarklonnieJr.com,look for the hat.
this will probably be my last post,seeing how I’ll be leaving on Monday.If I have any questions about my next cycle I’ll find a computer,I’ve read every thread on here so I should be allright.peace out T-Nation the tourney is in july so keep an eye out.[/quote]
I had to take a look at all of this to see what it was about… and this is all so incredibly boring listening to this fool drone on and on. First, I have a hard time believing all of this nonsense is true. Second, so what if some dude wearing that hat is on TV? Like that even proves it’s you?
Have fun with whatever absurdity you do with your life, poker or otherwise. I hope you win lots of money that you can blow on more drugs. Enjoy. What a credit to T-Nation you are.
Kuz
- Return with honor.
You guys are fucking stupid. Does putting people down get you your kicks or something? I haven’t seen constructive criticism from one person here. It’s the same small-dicked guys coming on here over and over to tell him what a useless piece of shit he is just to make themselves feel big. If he was as useless as you say he is, you’d think you would have just skipped this thread altogether and not wasted your time reading it, wouldn’t you? But for some reason you keep coming back.
I for one thing Mark’s posts are 10 times more interesting than anything you lame asses have written hear. He’s probably one of the craziest characters to have hit T-Nation in a long time, I have no idea what everyone’s problem is. If you think what he’s doing is wrong then try and explain to him why, but if you don’t like it then skip the thread and keep your mouth shut.
YAWN
Oh gosh orbital! What WERE we thinking? Yes, we should applaud all of his efforts and his celebration of finally get off probation and smoking up some more weed to celebrate! And let’s just applaud his troll-dom too while we’re at it. If by interesting you mean completely screwed up, then yes - terribly interesting stuff. Just read over a bunch of his posts and you tell me you think this is all legit and not just someone posting a bunch of nonsense. Making ourselves feel better? No, just trying to discourage anyone from thinking this kind of stuff is valuable on this site at all.
Kuz
[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
You guys are fucking stupid. Does putting people down get you your kicks or something? I haven’t seen constructive criticism from one person here. It’s the same small-dicked guys coming on here over and over to tell him what a useless piece of shit he is just to make themselves feel big. If he was as useless as you say he is, you’d think you would have just skipped this thread altogether and not wasted your time reading it, wouldn’t you? But for some reason you keep coming back.
I for one thing Mark’s posts are 10 times more interesting than anything you lame asses have written hear. He’s probably one of the craziest characters to have hit T-Nation in a long time, I have no idea what everyone’s problem is. If you think what he’s doing is wrong then try and explain to him why, but if you don’t like it then skip the thread and keep your mouth shut.
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well…i said i’d give him a present.
It’s good entertainment value anyway…funny as hell. Sorry if you don’t like it, I think he’s a riot.
Hey guys how’s it goin.gonna do some steroids go to las vegas win the world championship in poker smoke some weed assault some guys cause i’m pissed off anybody gotta a problem i’ll give you the worst ragdolling of your life!
What’s funnier is it actually seems like he’s serious.
[quote]Orbitalboner wrote:
It’s good entertainment value anyway…funny as hell. Sorry if you don’t like it, I think he’s a riot.
Hey guys how’s it goin.gonna do some steroids go to las vegas win the world championship in poker smoke some weed assault some guys cause i’m pissed off anybody gotta a problem i’ll give you the worst ragdolling of your life!
What’s funnier is it actually seems like he’s serious.[/quote]
LOL Actually, to a degree, you have a very good point. He’s like that friend of we all have that tells these ridiculous stories… and deep down, you’re not sure whether you care if they are true or not because if you think too hard about them, it ruins the fun of the story. On that side of things, I hear ya.
And is it just me or am I missing what exactly it means to “ragdoll” someone? I mean, toss them around like a ragdoll? I think I might be slow today…
had to take a look at all of this to see what it was about… and this is all so incredibly boring listening to this fool drone on and on. First, I have a hard time believing all of this nonsense is true. Second, so what if some dude wearing that hat is on TV? Like that even proves it’s you?
Oh,you’ll know its me
[quote]mls jr. wrote:
had to take a look at all of this to see what it was about… and this is all so incredibly boring listening to this fool drone on and on. First, I have a hard time believing all of this nonsense is true. Second, so what if some dude wearing that hat is on TV? Like that even proves it’s you?
Oh,you’ll know its me[/quote]
I know I will regret asking this… but pray tell, how will we know?
He will rip off his shirt and exclaim,
“look at it look at my beaver i mean my mutated pec look at it what can i do to fix it take more dee ball or smoke another fat one hey what are you doing lady you let go of me or ill ragdoll you ack help let go youre crushing my hyooge chest hey you wanna go smoke a fat one together ow my nards!”
You will know by the phentanyl leaking out of his tearducts and the wickedly straight botox enhanced pokerface as he slays all who might challenge him.
Either that or he’s the one who falls into a nod and gets a pokerchip lodged in his nostrill.
I’ll be they only one flexing when I take somebody out.Plus I tell everyone I eliminate to stay down.Players will want to get ass whipped after the game,My strategy is to throw everyone on tilt.Get em pissed and sucker em into a bad bet.It’ll be fun b/c its national.
[quote]mls jr. wrote:
I’ll be they only one flexing when I take somebody out.Plus I tell everyone I eliminate to stay down.Players will want to get ass whipped after the game,My strategy is to throw everyone on tilt.Get em pissed and sucker em into a bad bet.It’ll be fun b/c its national.[/quote]
I hope you’re happy Kuz
wow
that was almost a waste of my revision time, lol - almost…
Can’t say I agree with the whole violence part, but then who knows what the story was?
Good luck playing poker.
And possibly consider reflecting on what they taught you in anger management?
[quote]sasquatch wrote:
mls jr. wrote:
I’ll be they only one flexing when I take somebody out.Plus I tell everyone I eliminate to stay down.Players will want to get ass whipped after the game,My strategy is to throw everyone on tilt.Get em pissed and sucker em into a bad bet.It’ll be fun b/c its national.
I hope you’re happy Kuz[/quote]
sigh I did ask for it. (Although part of me is beginning to find this hilarious in an incredibly stupid kind of way…)