Oh yea, didn’t mean to rain on your parade. Have Fun too.
[quote]mls jr. wrote:
I’ll sport a T-Nation shirt when I’m at the final table,[/quote]
Please don’t. You’re an embarrassment to all T-Nation stands for. You realize that, right?
I think someone is funning with us. Gotta be a troll.
Your parents must be so proud. You have successfully fulfilled every meathead stereotype out there.
Please, skip the T-Nation shirt.
[quote]Dave2 wrote:
mls jr. wrote:
I’ll sport a T-Nation shirt when I’m at the final table,
Please don’t. You’re an embarrassment to all T-Nation stands for. You realize that, right?
I think someone is funning with us. Gotta be a troll. [/quote]
Exactly. His entire T-Nation existence has to be some sort of long-lived satire.
WTF?
If its satire, hes a creative little bastard. Needs to move to LA and write.
T-Nation is now dumber having read this thread! Thanks junior and good luck smoking dope and playing cards you ambitious bastard!
[quote]Dave2 wrote:
mls jr. wrote:
I’ll sport a T-Nation shirt when I’m at the final table,
Please don’t. You’re an embarrassment to all T-Nation stands for. You realize that, right?
I think someone is funning with us. Gotta be a troll. [/quote]
Now he’s going to wear it just to piss you haters off. HA!
I don’t know what’s more pathetic, your story, how happy you are about it, or the fact that you posted that garbage on a web site that is supposed to promote higher values both physically and ethically.
Let me try to put this in the gentlest possible terms. Speaking as someone who has worked since age 10 and has never enveloped his brain in a veil of hemp laced fog. YOU ARE A WASTE OF CARBON AND WATER!
[quote]mls jr. wrote:
2 grams of pot
I’ve been blazin the wheaties
my precious wheaties.
I came home and just smoke the fattest blunt.
MLS Jr.[/quote]
I make a point not to flame people, because the flamer usually looks like an ass. Well I guess I will look like an ass because you my friend are the biggest Tool to post on this site since Light Power. You are a 150 lb.-steroid using-drug addict. Do you lace your fat blunts with Oxycontin? What a fucking joke. Maybe you do belong in a treatment center.
You guys are harsh… Don’t you see JR is going to the finals!!! It only cost $100,000 to enter the semi-finals in Reno unless you win the $5000 dollar tournament or sign-on with a sponsor. (Hince the marklonniejr.com hat he’ll be sportin).
Not only does this kid have brains, on his shoe, he has the cash to accomplish his dream. He’s a low-down, G’d up thug who’s gonna bling bling his way to the top.
You guys are so jealous…
OD
When I go to the wsop its not about the money,its about the respect that comes with the bracelet.The money is a very nice bonus,I’m not fucking around here.I’m going there to win,if I can double my chips up early I’m odds on favorite to win it.I’m only 23 so people are really going to underestimate me there,I KNOW this is my biggest weapon.My grandmas as good as any player there.Just look for the hat,when you see me you guys are going to shit yourselves.
[quote]mls jr. wrote:
if I can double my chips up early I’m odds on favorite to win it.[/quote]
If that’s all it takes, I don’t see how you can not win. Hell, that sounds easy enough that I think I’m going to take a 2nd mortgage and go play myself. I won $2.75 off my cousin a couple of months back, so I’m legend in my family.
DB
LOL. Guess the anger management worked. Please tell me that was a joke.
I’m sorry for the useless post,but I’m leaving next week,so it will be along time before I’ll be able to use a computer.I won a 100$ tourney for a seat there and money isn’t an issue,anywhere I go.I’ve made a living playing poker online the last few years,thats why I’m allways on here.Its not going to be easy by any means but I’m going to work my ass off.You guys should wish me luck instead of hatin.Poker is really the only way I’ve known how to make money,I haven’t worked in years and I’ve made a good living playing online.I’m going to Vegas to make myself famous and there are thousands of people who are going to be looking for that hat,b/c they know I’m a champion in the making.I just have to prove it in july.Everything has changed now that I’m off probation,I’m 2 years ahead of schedule now.I’ve got plenty of money to survive wherever I go,I’ve been saving for this day.I was born to own Vegas.MarklonnieJr.com,look for the hat.
this will probably be my last post,seeing how I’ll be leaving on Monday.If I have any questions about my next cycle I’ll find a computer,I’ve read every thread on here so I should be allright.peace out T-Nation the tourney is in july so keep an eye out.
Well, I for one don’t know why everybody is so friggin angry with his post. It’s as entertaining as all his other posts I’ve read. Sure he never spaces after punctuation…
I couldn’t give less of a shit about poker but if I happen to flip through the channels and it’s on, I’ll definitely look for this guy.
Good luck to you.
Hasn’t anyone ever told you not to get high and talk?
Ha. I’ve shit myself twice just reading your posts. If I see you on t.v. I’ll probably turn inside out.
If you are going to have so much money, why dont you buy yourself a laptop with a built in cellular module. They are only a few hundred bucks. That way you can keep us posted and make some cash online aside from the tourney.
That post would make a great autobiographical statement…
Fascinating. First of all the pro poker players don’t always enter the tournaments. The odds of winning are so slim that it really is not a good bet.
There is a woman who makes over $1 million a year at poker, in Vegas. I don’t think she has ever been in a tournament.
Tournaments are more of a side event, and the methods of play are different then regular poker. Also as the level of play goes up, the play actually changes. Low levels are all about logic, while the bigger games are a lot more about psychology. Online games cannot really prepare you for live play, although it doesn’t hurt for learning the game.
If there is any truth to this, then when this might appear on television, there will be a quick flash of the room full of competitors, and it will be a Where’s Waldo with only 4 seconds at most to find him.
That will be his 4 seconds, and one pixel, of fame.
So much is random in these things that some of the best poker players in the world end up loosing early on.
Oh and a word of advice to anyone. If you ever sit down to play cards, and one person introduces himself as Darwin Ortiz, get up and leave.