[quote]angry chicken wrote:
I am the luckiest mutherfucker I know. Srsly
I have done more STUPID shit than anyone I’ve ever met, and I’m still alive.
You know those high speed chases you see in movies? I fucking DID one of those right before I rammed a roadblock and got arrested - THAT’S how stupid I was…
I picked a fight with 15 plus guys who then BROKE MY NECK…
When I was an electrician I used to close 4000 Amp switches that were stuck with a 2 x 4…
I fucked a shit ton of women and never got an STD - not even an itch…
I fought FIVE guys at one time in prison, each had knives, and though I got stabbed, I won the fight - AND I DIDN’T HAVE A KNIFE…
Before I was locked up, I was DEEP into some criminal bullshit, and I had decided to kill someone, I had dug the hole and everything, but I MISSED! He found out and put a gun to my head and I talked my way out of it…
I just happened to go to lunch with one of the most brilliant minds in the wholesale lending industry on the east coast the DAY before he quit wholesale - and we started a company together…
When I was in prison, someone was paid to “rag-doll” me. They snuck up behind me and I didn’t hear/feel them. I sneezed and he MISSED my spine by an inch and stuck the shank into my trapezius…
I could go on and on and on…
To me, luck is when the situation that you’ve gotten yourself in is TOTALLY hopeless and you resign yourself to the consequences, but then you make it through somehow with out a scratch (or at least still breathing).[/quote]
Wow! Lucky to be here then.
Luck doesn’t discriminate people. How could it? Shit just happens, and we’re the ones who put an interpretive layer on an event, or a chance meeting, and we retrospectively dub it “good luck” or “bad luck”
For example, if you get shot in the stomach as an innocent bystander, are you lucky or unlucky?
It depends on you - I would say unlucky, since I don’t want to be shot. What if you were considering euthanasia prior to being shot? Well, you might consider yourself lucky.
Luck is a quality we give to events to understand em better.