Does vaseline or handcreme have estrogen like compounds in them? If so does anyone know of some subsitutes for these that dont contain estrogen like compounds?
J, did you by any chance type that message with one hand? Well, even if there were trace amounts of xenoestrogens in your choice of lube, using enough to affect your T-levels would indicate you’re “roughing up the suspect” a little too much. I assume you’re flying solo on these missions, because the minute you try to use hand cream as a sexual lubricant your partner is going to scream bloody murder (ESPECIALLY if said cream contains alcohol). I wouldn’t worry, personally. Actually, the best lube on the market for your purposes is called Tiger Balm. It’s sold in most grocery stores, and you can find it right next to the Ben Gay, Icy Hot, and Mentholatum Deep Heating Rub. Happy tugging!
Who cares!?!??! Are you eating the vasoline? It is most likely too oily to absorbed by the skin into the blood stream.
Also, whackin off with Tiger Balm!?!?!?! Whoo, you must have one calloused dick. Although, a friend of mine used to talk about putting gold bond on his balls after he got out of the shower.
Actually, I think this is a good question that may have been interpreted incorrectly. I stopped using any kind of moisturizer (we’re talking BODY moisturizer here, not lubricant for your Johnson) when I read about it containing estrogen like properties. I’ve been wondering about natural Aloe. Does Aloe have the same negative effect?
Dick, That’s a nasty thing to do! Haven’t you seen American Pie 2? Crazy shit happens. Tiger Balm could do a lot of damage to one’s purple headed warrior.
Yeah, I’ve seen it. Actually, I only saw about half of it, as I, along with the rest of the theater was laughing too hard to hear the rest. I’m going to check it out again tonight, assuming I’ll get off of work in time. As for Tiger Balm damaging the meatstick, if ANYONE is dull enough to smear that stuff on after one whiff, they deserve what they get. Reminds me of a guy I knew who rubbed Kramer all over his inner thighs after football practice. The stuff rubbed off on his balls and he just ran around howling like a madman. I didn’t have to do abs that day 'cause I laughed so hard! Take care, bro.
A fine example of majoring in minutia.
Hahahahahaha…oh man