Low Carb Lard

Everyone is cashing in on this low carb deal but me. I figure we know a little more than the jokers who are making a killing, so now it’s OUR turn. I have developed a special low carb lard that now contains zero grams of carbs, and am looking for investors. I also have an idea for low carb fried chicken, but don’t know if this is feasible or not… I’ll have to think REAL hard about it.:slight_smile:
Any other great ideas that are just WAITING to be marketed?

Just “bread” the chicken in crushed pork rinds. You can do it!

I was thinking of a low carb Surge! For all those people who want a pwo without the sugar, cause sugar is BAD!

I remember back in the days of Low Fat Mania when makers of hard candies and chocolate syrup placed large FAT FREE labels on their near 100% sugar products.

So, using that same business ethic, I think low carb lard just might fly!

Speaking of low carb mania, I had some “naked” wings at Hooter’s the other day. That’s Hooter’s famous wings with no breading. Pretty good actually. My waitress was nine months pregnant though, which kinda ruined the whole Hooter’s experience.

i heard today on the radio that quizno’s (the sub sandwich maker) is some freaken how making a low carb sub. wtf do they do, not put the bread on or what?

so i looked on the quiznos site and i found the info. they put the sandwich in a tortilla and call it a “flat bread sandwich.” they have around 5-8 net carbs total. im guessing this is a tortilla packed with nutritious soy.

Chris, you didn’t ask for some milk?

Coca-Cola has to be kicking themselves in the ass for releasing Diet (Read “low-carb”) Coke about 20yrs too early. They could be charging twice as much for Diet Coke as they do now.

yeah, now coke is following pepsi by doing half the carbs of a reg coke? How does that work? How’s this for ideas

low carb air, low carb water, low carb cable, low carb coutches, low carb veggies (just advertise fibrous green veggies as low carb, which they are), low carb tupperware, so that you don’t get any hidden carbs when you microwave your veggies. Low carb exercise.