Do any of you guys watch “Deadliest Catch”?
I don’t think I have what it takes to do that job.
This is a great thread to get my post count up. I’m shooting for 150 by the end of the week
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
patrickk wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf
I FUCKING HATE THAT! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THEN MY DICK FALLING OUT OF MY BOXERS…
What’s worse than that?
Having that happen and then noticing you are surrounded by beautiful women and all you have on are light jogging shorts and a soon-to-be public indecency charge.
Does anyone ever circumvent this by wearing tighty-whities UNDER their boxers, so as to take advantage of the high level of covert support while exuding the GQ flyness of your boxers?
Just me?[/quote]
Duuuuude…good idea. I’m going to do this undie run during finals week and that sounds like a good way to make sure my thang doesn’t slip outta my shit. Ya feel me?
[quote]Itchy wrote:
What do eskimos get when they sit down on the ice for too long?[/quote]
Polaroids.
[quote]Airtruth wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
patrickk wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf
I FUCKING HATE THAT! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THEN MY DICK FALLING OUT OF MY BOXERS…
What’s worse than that?
Having that happen and then noticing you are surrounded by beautiful women and all you have on are light jogging shorts and a soon-to-be public indecency charge.
Does anyone ever circumvent this by wearing tighty-whities UNDER their boxers, so as to take advantage of the high level of covert support while exuding the GQ flyness of your boxers?
Just me?
just you[/quote]
Well, fuck a duck.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
patrickk wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf
I FUCKING HATE THAT! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THEN MY DICK FALLING OUT OF MY BOXERS…
What’s worse than that?
Having that happen and then noticing you are surrounded by beautiful women and all you have on are light jogging shorts and a soon-to-be public indecency charge.
Does anyone ever circumvent this by wearing tighty-whities UNDER their boxers, so as to take advantage of the high level of covert support while exuding the GQ flyness of your boxers?
Just me?
Duuuuude…good idea. I’m going to do this undie run during finals week and that sounds like a good way to make sure my thang doesn’t slip outta my shit. Ya feel me?[/quote]
Well let us know how it pans out.
I’d rather not feel ya, though.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
A:UNEMPLOYED. 
Determine the sign of Delta S/sys for each of the following chemical reactions…
2 KClO3(s)------->2 KCl(s)+3O2(g)
And by that I mean 2 moles of potassium chlorate in (s) solid form yields 2 moles of pottassium chloride in (s) solid form and 3 moles of O2 - oxygen, and by that I mean molecular oxygen, since it’s actually 2 atoms of oxygen forming a non-polar covalent bond to share their electrons and complete their valence shells - in (g) gaseous form…
Ok, here’s another one -
CH2====CH2(g)+H2(g)---------->CH3CH3(g)
That’s a double bond indicated there between the two methylene groups(CH2) and those reactants yield ethane (CH3CH3).
Personally, I wear microfiber boxer/briefs. I get all of the support of tighty whities without looking like a fucking dork. Dark colored ones don’t show shit stains and they actually have a little support for the upper leg and hip flexors. I don’t like boxers because I don’t like my junk to dangle, and if I do get a raging hardon it would stick out like a damn tree trunk.
Traditional tighties, however, would get stretched out around the elastic on the legs from stretching them over my enormous quads. My junk would then slip out of the elastic and get pinched. Then I discovered the boxer/briefs, but not the cotton ones, since they lose their support so quickly. Gotta go with the microfiber variety.
Pretty expensive at around 5 bucks a pair, so I needed to save up and buy just one at a time, but after a few years I ended up with a respectable collection. Haven’t been able to buy any new socks in a while though.
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
A:UNEMPLOYED. :D[/quote]
So this blonde chick is walking down the road when she looks off into an adjacent field and sees another blonde sitting in a rowboat trying frantically to row herself across the dirt.
So she yells, “You stupid bitch! It’s dumbshits like you who give blondes a bad name! I have half a mind to swim out there and whip your ass!”
Three mice are having a drink after a long day at the steel mill they work at, and they’re arguing about who’s the toughest. The first mouse tosses back a shot of whiskey and says, “when I see a mouse trap, I trigger it with my foot, bench press 20 reps under the bar, and then eat the cheese.”
The second mouse orders up two shots of bourbon, downs them both and says, “when I find some rat poison, I gather up as much as I can, grind it up with my paws and put it in my coffee. It doesn’t even give me a buzz.”
The third mouse looks at both of them and says, “I don’t have time for this pansy bullshit. I’m going home to bang the cat.”
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
[quote]canaduke wrote:
“I like Turtles.”[/quote]
Can’t beat the Panda bear. (talking to nearly extinct species due to poachers and the Chinese) Who’s a cute old bear? WHO!? You’re a cute old bear. They aren’t really a bear but no matter what Pandas kick ass.
So a man walks into bar…and falls down
[quote]Itchy wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
Itchy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
patrickk wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf
I FUCKING HATE THAT! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THEN MY DICK FALLING OUT OF MY BOXERS…
What’s worse than that?
Having that happen and then noticing you are surrounded by beautiful women and all you have on are light jogging shorts and a soon-to-be public indecency charge.
Does anyone ever circumvent this by wearing tighty-whities UNDER their boxers, so as to take advantage of the high level of covert support while exuding the GQ flyness of your boxers?
Just me?
Duuuuude…good idea. I’m going to do this undie run during finals week and that sounds like a good way to make sure my thang doesn’t slip outta my shit. Ya feel me?
Well let us know how it pans out.
I’d rather not feel ya, though.
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Shit, tis your loss
that was the worst thing about school running carnivals. forgetting to put undies on when it came to running. flip. flop. flip. flop. all the way to the finish line.
Two atoms are having a drink at a bar and one says to the other, “I think I just lost an electron.” His friend replied, “are you sure.”
“I’m positive.”
[quote]gerby wrote:
Two atoms are having a drink at a bar and one says to the other, “I think I just lost an electron.” His friend replied, “are you sure.”
“I’m positive.”[/quote]
Chemistry jokes are solid gold.
Hey, for those of you who enjoy the occasional pb & banana sandwich…
Do you guys usually spread the pb and then cut up the banana or the other way around? Personally, I like to spread first, so that I have a nice cohesive surface to which I can apply the banana slices.