That’s kind of like that time I tried to squeeze out a fart to impress my friends but pooped instead. Just a little. But not really because it didn’t happen to me. I just saw it on TV.
Treants are powerful, ancient trees and more primitive forms of the wise Ancients that served under Cenarius in ages past. They are closely affiliated with druids, and are often seen accompanying powerful druids and keepers of the grove. Many treants were driven mad during the Third War. The destruction of the forests, as well as demonic corruption, has driven them to lash out at anyone that approaches. Treants resemble large moving trees with faces.
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my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf
i have to go poop but i am all out of toilet paper and my roomates are asleep!!
what do i do guys? or am i fucked?
- Find the equation that defines the function f, if f is a linear function:
f (-1) = -3 and f (2) = 7
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Also - Find the equation of the line passing through (1,3) and parallel to 3x + 2y = 5
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And then - find the equation of the line passing through (1,3) and perpendicular to 3x + 2y = 5
So yes, slope in the first question is the change in Y, over the change in X (rise over run) - as you all well know - and we get m = 10/3, plugged into Y = mx + b and solve for b with the points given for y and x gets you a final answer of Y = 10/3x + 1/3…
For the latter 2: Y = - 3/2x + 9/2 and Y = 2/3x + 7/3. Now, take the negative recipricol of the slope in the fraction form so m = - 3/2, recipricol is 2/3, which is why m in the last equation is 2/3…
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One’s a Goodyear; the other’s a great year.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Q: What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?
A: One’s a Goodyear; the other’s a great year. [/quote]
lol. I get it.
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph, he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him.
“There ain’t no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to himself, and opened her up further.
The needle hit 90, 100 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.
“What on earth am I doing?” he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car.
“I’ve had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I dont feel like more paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven’t heard before you can go!”
“Last week my wife ran off with a cop,” the man said, “and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”
“Have a nice night,” said the officer.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf[/quote]
I FUCKING HATE THAT! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THEN MY DICK FALLING OUT OF MY BOXERS…
“I like Turtles.”
[quote]patrickk wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf
I FUCKING HATE THAT! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THEN MY DICK FALLING OUT OF MY BOXERS…[/quote]
What’s worse than that?
Having that happen and then noticing you are surrounded by beautiful women and all you have on are light jogging shorts and a soon-to-be public indecency charge.
[quote]canaduke wrote:
“I like Totles.”[/quote]
Fixed that for ya.
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
patrickk wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf
I FUCKING HATE THAT! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THEN MY DICK FALLING OUT OF MY BOXERS…
What’s worse than that?
Having that happen and then noticing you are surrounded by beautiful women and all you have on are light jogging shorts and a soon-to-be public indecency charge.[/quote]
Does anyone ever circumvent this by wearing tighty-whities UNDER their boxers, so as to take advantage of the high level of covert support while exuding the GQ flyness of your boxers?
Just me?
[quote]Itchy wrote:
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?[/quote]
You flipped the ‘b’. very sneeky. lol
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
Itchy wrote:
What’s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
You flipped the ‘b’. very sneeky. lol[/quote]
Besides that…
Beer nuts are about $1.50, and deer nuts are just under a buck.
Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam ?
I can’t peanut butter my dick in your ass.
[quote]Itchy wrote:
Professor X wrote:
patrickk wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
my dick keeps falling out of my boxer briefs…wtf
I FUCKING HATE THAT! NOTHING MAKES ME RAGE MORE THEN MY DICK FALLING OUT OF MY BOXERS…
What’s worse than that?
Having that happen and then noticing you are surrounded by beautiful women and all you have on are light jogging shorts and a soon-to-be public indecency charge.
Does anyone ever circumvent this by wearing tighty-whities UNDER their boxers, so as to take advantage of the high level of covert support while exuding the GQ flyness of your boxers?
Just me?[/quote]
just you
What do eskimos get when they sit down on the ice for too long?
[quote]Itchy wrote:
What do eskimos get when they sit down on the ice for too long?[/quote]
A really cold bum?
Man, it sure is nice weather outside. Maybe I’ll go outside for a bit