[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest. [/quote]
While true, this is still a shitty update.[/quote]
Ok very well then. Came back from work and went straight into my room. My roommate knew i’d be changing clothes as soon as I got in there. So She knocked once and before i could open the door she came barging in. I was shirtless and just got done unzipping my pants. She (the one that didn’t get banged by the black dudes that night) asked if I had some duct tape lol wut? I told her I don’t have that but i’ve got something else she might want. She said, “orly what’s that.?” I told her to have a seat on my bed and i’ll show her rather than tell her. She blushed and sat down on my bed. Anyways you know the rest. [/quote]
Gentlemen, we’ve been trolled.
Did anyone make a troll call early on? I’m too lazy to check. Anyway, good call if you did.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest. [/quote]
While true, this is still a shitty update.[/quote]
Ok very well then. Came back from work and went straight into my room. My roommate knew i’d be changing clothes as soon as I got in there. So She knocked once and before i could open the door she came barging in. I was shirtless and just got done unzipping my pants. She (the one that didn’t get banged by the black dudes that night) asked if I had some duct tape lol wut? I told her I don’t have that but i’ve got something else she might want. She said, “orly what’s that.?” I told her to have a seat on my bed and i’ll show her rather than tell her. She blushed and sat down on my bed. Anyways you know the rest. [/quote]
Gentlemen, we’ve been trolled.
Did anyone make a troll call early on? I’m too lazy to check. Anyway, good call if you did.[/quote]
Now you all know why I made a ‘one sentence update’ because if I gave an actual update like I just did, I knew i’d be called a troll.
[quote]csulli wrote:
Bump this thread when the orgy between the four of you and the two black dudes happens.[/quote]
It already happened, Csulli. I was walking my lion, and saw OP. I said, “Hey, OP, wanna fuck bitches?”, then we smoked 8 marijuanas and fucked the chicks. After a couple hours of that, the black guys went over there, and OP was fucked by my tiger. By the end of this, everyone except me and the Tiger were fucked by me and/or the tiger… Sometimes both at the same time.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest. [/quote]
While true, this is still a shitty update.[/quote]
Ok very well then. Came back from work and went straight into my room. My roommate knew i’d be changing clothes as soon as I got in there. So She knocked once and before i could open the door she came barging in. I was shirtless and just got done unzipping my pants. She (the one that didn’t get banged by the black dudes that night) asked if I had some duct tape lol wut? I told her I don’t have that but i’ve got something else she might want. She said, “orly what’s that.?” I told her to have a seat on my bed and i’ll show her rather than tell her. She blushed and sat down on my bed. Anyways you know the rest. [/quote]
What grown man doesn’t have duct tape? [/quote]
Who said I didn’t actually have duct tape…
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Kinky motherfucker.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest. [/quote]
While true, this is still a shitty update.[/quote]
Ok very well then. Came back from work and went straight into my room. My roommate knew i’d be changing clothes as soon as I got in there. So She knocked once and before i could open the door she came barging in. I was shirtless and just got done unzipping my pants. She (the one that didn’t get banged by the black dudes that night) asked if I had some duct tape lol wut? I told her I don’t have that but i’ve got something else she might want. She said, “orly what’s that.?” I told her to have a seat on my bed and i’ll show her rather than tell her. She blushed and sat down on my bed. Anyways you know the rest. [/quote]
Getting real tired of this shixt. Just woke up at 6am to a banging on my door to kill a mouse all while this girl is drunk and wearing a skin tight dress. Not to mention she keeps repeating, “we’re all alone in this house you know.” Fuck this chit i’m moving out next month. Thank the lord I didn’t sign a lease. Btw will a cat solve this mouse problem?
[quote]Yogi wrote:
isn’t it ironic that in a house with 3 women, you’re the little bitch?[/quote]
I killed the mouse and I have work in a few hours. I need my 7-8 hours of sleep to make my gains. Gains over everything. Not to mention this girl has a bf.
So one of my roommates bf is disrespecting me because he’s insecure. He says hi to everyone else and stares me down. Tries to size me up anytime he sees me. Today he came in yelling her name looking for her and opened my door to see if she was in there. I’ll admit she did come on to me but i did the smart thing and didn’t make any moves of my own. What should I do about him?
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
So one of my roommates bf is disrespecting me because he’s insecure. He says hi to everyone else and stares me down. Tries to size me up anytime he sees me. Today he came in yelling her name looking for her and opened my door to see if she was in there. I’ll admit she did come on to me but i did the smart thing and didn’t make any moves of my own. What should I do about him? [/quote]
Toss him a beer and say “Hey, come here and check out this Klay Thompson highlight video”.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
So one of my roommates bf is disrespecting me because he’s insecure. He says hi to everyone else and stares me down. Tries to size me up anytime he sees me. Today he came in yelling her name looking for her and opened my door to see if she was in there. I’ll admit she did come on to me but i did the smart thing and didn’t make any moves of my own. What should I do about him? [/quote]
Toss him a beer and say “Hey, come here and check out this Klay Thompson highlight video”.
Seriously. Engage him, make him your friend.[/quote]
I tried, i’m not a confrotational person. I tried starting a convo using sports, major, and cars yet no avail. I don’t know what else i can do.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
So one of my roommates bf is disrespecting me because he’s insecure. He says hi to everyone else and stares me down. Tries to size me up anytime he sees me. Today he came in yelling her name looking for her and opened my door to see if she was in there. I’ll admit she did come on to me but i did the smart thing and didn’t make any moves of my own. What should I do about him? [/quote]
Toss him a beer and say “Hey, come here and check out this Klay Thompson highlight video”.
Seriously. Engage him, make him your friend.[/quote]
I tried, i’m not a confrotational person. I tried starting a convo using sports, major, and cars yet no avail. I don’t know what else i can do. [/quote]
Did you use a beer? Split a six pack with him if he’s not going away. You both might be able to laugh some of this stuff off
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
So one of my roommates bf is disrespecting me because he’s insecure. He says hi to everyone else and stares me down. Tries to size me up anytime he sees me. Today he came in yelling her name looking for her and opened my door to see if she was in there. I’ll admit she did come on to me but i did the smart thing and didn’t make any moves of my own. What should I do about him? [/quote]
Toss him a beer and say “Hey, come here and check out this Klay Thompson highlight video”.
Seriously. Engage him, make him your friend.[/quote]
I tried, i’m not a confrotational person. I tried starting a convo using sports, major, and cars yet no avail. I don’t know what else i can do. [/quote]
Did you use a beer? Split a six pack with him if he’s not going away. You both might be able to laugh some of this stuff off
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From the vibe he gives off he’d think i was trying to get in his pants if I tried splitting any alcoholic beverage with him. After all in his mind there are only two reasons why i’m living with girls…either i’m gay or i’m trying to phuck all of them one by one or two to three at a time. His gf has to force him to say ‘hi’ to me.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
I tried, i’m not a confrotational person. I tried starting a convo using sports, major, and cars yet no avail. I don’t know what else i can do. [/quote]
Challenge him to a dance-off.
Or, better yet, learn wrestling. Beat him down and express your dominance over him.
