Justliftbrah needs to keep this thread updated.
This is quality entertainment.
Justliftbrah needs to keep this thread updated.
This is quality entertainment.
[quote]Silyak wrote:
[quote]BUDs wrote:
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Going out with them tonight. Couldn’t keep rejecting their offers to go out so wish me luck. [/quote]
My prediction is they will bring another 2 guys home but there will be a 3rd guy with them who will get stuck hanging out with you while you are both waiting for them to finish.[/quote]
Lol.
I’m sensing friend zoned
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In order for OP to be friendzoned in a bad way, he’d have to be chasing them. At this point he’s much better off using them as wingwomen. Arriving with 3 women does wonders for the odds of leaving with 4. [/quote]
I agree.
At this point I think op is better off letting them bang the black guys and use them as wing women
[quote]BUDs wrote:
[quote]Silyak wrote:
[quote]BUDs wrote:
[quote]sufiandy wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Going out with them tonight. Couldn’t keep rejecting their offers to go out so wish me luck. [/quote]
My prediction is they will bring another 2 guys home but there will be a 3rd guy with them who will get stuck hanging out with you while you are both waiting for them to finish.[/quote]
Lol.
I’m sensing friend zoned
[/quote]
In order for OP to be friendzoned in a bad way, he’d have to be chasing them. At this point he’s much better off using them as wingwomen. Arriving with 3 women does wonders for the odds of leaving with 4. [/quote]
I agree.
At this point I think op is better off letting them bang the black guys and use them as wing women [/quote]
As soon as he moved in with them this was his only viable strategy. Banging or attempting to bang a roommate is a terrible plan. Friendzone is his safe place. Only way to fly in this situation really.
The last thing this arrangement needs is sexual tension and/or jealousy and resentment between roommates. That way lies madness.

I’m wondering how if the OP heard his housemates getting railed downstairs, how does he know what colour the guys were?
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Diddy Ryder wrote:
I’m wondering how if the OP heard his housemates getting railed downstairs, how does he know what colour the guys were?[/quote]
Ummmm…maybe you’re not from around here. One can tell.[/quote]
Is it in the sound the railing makes?
Had sex with one of them. It was inevitable so might as well get it out the way.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Had sex with one of them. It was inevitable so might as well get it out the way. [/quote]
did you skinny little white guy penis cut the mustard after all the black mamba she’d been taking?
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Had sex with one of them. It was inevitable so might as well get it out the way. [/quote]
Oh snap
vid/pic or it didn’t happen
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Had sex with one of them. It was inevitable so might as well get it out the way. [/quote]
DUDE!
Two sentences does NOT an update make!
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
[quote]tsantos wrote:
[quote]Mr. Walkway wrote:
I can answer specific questions that you might have… I lived with 4 girls a couple years ago[/quote]
How many times did they accuse you of rape?
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0 times
but I did have one of them tell me she was going to take my virginity ![]()
wasn’t sure whether I should have taken it as a threat or not. [/quote]
I always assumed you were an only child.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
Had sex with one of them. It was inevitable so might as well get it out the way. [/quote]
Its “out of the way” in the same sense that having a stinking rotting corpse stuck in your living room with no where to move it and no hope to ever move it is “out of the way.”
Bloody brilliant.
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest. [/quote]
While true, this is still a shitty update.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest. [/quote]
While true, this is still a shitty update.[/quote]
Ok very well then. Came back from work and went straight into my room. My roommate knew i’d be changing clothes as soon as I got in there. So She knocked once and before i could open the door she came barging in. I was shirtless and just got done unzipping my pants. She (the one that didn’t get banged by the black dudes that night) asked if I had some duct tape lol wut? I told her I don’t have that but i’ve got something else she might want. She said, “orly what’s that.?” I told her to have a seat on my bed and i’ll show her rather than tell her. She blushed and sat down on my bed. Anyways you know the rest.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest. [/quote]
While true, this is still a shitty update.[/quote]
Ok very well then. Came back from work and went straight into my room. My roommate knew i’d be changing clothes as soon as I got in there. So She knocked once and before i could open the door she came barging in. I was shirtless and just got done unzipping my pants. She (the one that didn’t get banged by the black dudes that night) asked if I had some duct tape lol wut? I told her I don’t have that but i’ve got something else she might want. She said, “orly what’s that.?” I told her to have a seat on my bed and i’ll show her rather than tell her. She blushed and sat down on my bed. Anyways you know the rest. [/quote]
What grown man doesn’t have duct tape?
[quote]batman730 wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
It’s always the ‘innocent’ ones that end up being the freakiest. [/quote]
While true, this is still a shitty update.[/quote]
Ok very well then. Came back from work and went straight into my room. My roommate knew i’d be changing clothes as soon as I got in there. So She knocked once and before i could open the door she came barging in. I was shirtless and just got done unzipping my pants. She (the one that didn’t get banged by the black dudes that night) asked if I had some duct tape lol wut? I told her I don’t have that but i’ve got something else she might want. She said, “orly what’s that.?” I told her to have a seat on my bed and i’ll show her rather than tell her. She blushed and sat down on my bed. Anyways you know the rest. [/quote]
What grown man doesn’t have duct tape? [/quote]
Who said I didn’t actually have duct tape…