[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
There’s only one solution. you know what to do. [/quote]
Do tell.[/quote]
you have to suck his dick.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
There’s only one solution. you know what to do. [/quote]
Do tell.[/quote]
you have to suck his dick. [/quote]
That worked for you?
Every time. He will think you’re gay and won’t be a dick to you. Then you can bone his gf. Which you should do to establish your dominance over him.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
Every time. He will think you’re gay and won’t be a dick to you. Then you can bone his gf. Which you should do to establish your dominance over him. [/quote]
Things have changed fellow brothern.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
So one of my roommates bf is disrespecting me because he’s insecure. He says hi to everyone else and stares me down. Tries to size me up anytime he sees me. Today he came in yelling her name looking for her and opened my door to see if she was in there. I’ll admit she did come on to me but i did the smart thing and didn’t make any moves of my own. What should I do about him? [/quote]
Why don’t you stand up for yourself and tell him that it’s your house and he better respect that.
Or act like you are fucking his girl
[quote]BUDs wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
So one of my roommates bf is disrespecting me because he’s insecure. He says hi to everyone else and stares me down. Tries to size me up anytime he sees me. Today he came in yelling her name looking for her and opened my door to see if she was in there. I’ll admit she did come on to me but i did the smart thing and didn’t make any moves of my own. What should I do about him? [/quote]
Why don’t you stand up for yourself and tell him that it’s your house and he better respect that.
Or act like you are fucking his girl
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I like the latter idea better. How do I act like i’m fucking his gf without straight up saying it? Lol
Well I’m assuming you guys are friends and hang out and do stuff and what not. Try to act like you guys are good friends and roommates but also trying to hide the fact you guys are bangin. Somewhat where she won’t pick up on you acting wierd or different somehow.
You could try just being a tad bit overly playful in front of her bf.
Or what I used to do when I lived with a chick and her bf was a douche is I would go into her room when she was in there to casually talk, then I would purposely take my sweater off and lay it somewhere in her room when we were talking. Then later when the bf is around I would say, hey have you seen my sweater ( or whatever it was I left ) look around for a bit then come back and say oh found it I left it in your room.
Or when I knew he would be coming over i would get her to come in my room and I would show her shit on the computer or something or ask her about somehong so when he would get there she would be in my room. All along just acting like we are just friends and roommates, and later when they broke up he went crazy about how he knew we were fucking
[quote]BUDs wrote:
Well I’m assuming you guys are friends and hang out and do stuff and what not. Try to act like you guys are good friends and roommates but also trying to hide the fact you guys are bangin. Somewhat where she won’t pick up on you acting wierd or different somehow.
You could try just being a tad bit overly playful in front of her bf.
Or what I used to do when I lived with a chick and her bf was a douche is I would go into her room when she was in there to casually talk, then I would purposely take my sweater off and lay it somewhere in her room when we were talking. Then later when the bf is around I would say, hey have you seen my sweater ( or whatever it was I left ) look around for a bit then come back and say oh found it I left it in your room.
Or when I knew he would be coming over i would get her to come in my room and I would show her shit on the computer or something or ask her about somehong so when he would get there she would be in my room. All along just acting like we are just friends and roommates, and later when they broke up he went crazy about how he knew we were fucking
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So you were fucking her the entire time? Lol
No I never did while we lived together. I actually ended up fucking her a couple years later though, then several years after that I started dating this girl, go over to her house for the first time and just so happens Her roommate is my old roommate. Kinda made things awkward for a bit.
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
Every time. He will think you’re gay and won’t be a dick to you. Then you can bone his gf. Which you should do to establish your dominance over him. [/quote]
Things have changed fellow brothern. [/quote]
I don’t think you need to suck his dick, necessarily, but you should definitely try and initiate a kiss.
He’ll either recoil in horror - thus cementing in his mind that you’re a friend of dorothy - or he’ll kiss you back, in which case you’ll share a moment so beautiful and tender that the memory will last a lifetime.
So how’s this plan going?
[quote]Yogi wrote:
[quote]Justliftbrah wrote:
[quote]StevenF wrote:
Every time. He will think you’re gay and won’t be a dick to you. Then you can bone his gf. Which you should do to establish your dominance over him. [/quote]
Things have changed fellow brothern. [/quote]
I don’t think you need to suck his dick, necessarily, but you should definitely try and initiate a kiss.
He’ll either recoil in horror - thus cementing in his mind that you’re a friend of dorothy - or he’ll kiss you back, in which case you’ll share a moment so beautiful and tender that the memory will last a lifetime.[/quote]
Bro down or Go down…the choice is yours. TNation has spoken.
Either way you make a new friend and/or learn a new skill, or sharpen a current skill
Maybe the stranger you fucked was his sister.
[quote]238 wrote:
So how’s this plan going?[/quote]
not well smh
This is my advice for you:
Men & women are not as different as you might suspect. Both want to be treated with respect. Both men & women want to be able to trust one another, and also each person when living together wants to enjoy the experience.
There will be times when you might think, “Man, what was I thinking?” But really it is hard to live with another person no matter WHO they are. My best advice is follow the golden rule no matter who you live with: Treat people the way you would like to be treated.
Good Luck!
[quote]Glittergirl69 wrote:
This is my advice for you:
Men & women are not as different as you might suspect. Both want to be treated with respect. Both men & women want to be able to trust one another, and also each person when living together wants to enjoy the experience.
There will be times when you might think, “Man, what was I thinking?” But really it is hard to live with another person no matter WHO they are. My best advice is follow the golden rule no matter who you live with: Treat people the way you would like to be treated.
Good Luck![/quote]
This advice is far too mature and reasonable for this thread/forum.