Haven’t you heard?
For every raw animal penis you consume (testicles included) you reap the benefits of doubling your testosterone levels.
Fully natty brah
My ancestors were the nordic migrants who ate the people that ate the peniseses.
My great⁴ grandfather Beowulf Ver Magnus Thorgardson was a local hero for his fierceness in battle and ability to hold his breath while fighting, but lost the front left quadrant of his skull to an errant ax his wife accidently hit him with while he was enjoying some ancestral hookers and blow.
Our family crest then became The one eyed, one horned flying purple people who eat people that eat penises.
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Extra anabolic! Eating two penises in one go! The digested penis of the animal present in the persons stomach AND the penis of the person they’ve slain in battle! They must have been stauncher than Ronnie Coleman himself!
Liver King is also a cringe inducing dingleberry… Apparently he makes 100 million a year or something… He’s the epitome of everything I hate about fitness culture nowadays.
Good. He’ll have plenty of consolation to help him heal from this breach of integrity.
Don’t lose track of the fact that he did this for You. Not him. The children. The men who suffer in silence. Not the money.
If he walked up on the street right now he could say “I ate a dick for you.”.
Can anyone else in your life say that?
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Well I finally got around to watching some Liver King videos and, even with the steroids, I think he’s more kingly than Burger King, Mattress King and especially Fertilizer King.
Sure, Liver King may have kept certain harsh truths from his subjects, but don’t all good kings do the same?
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“it’s for their own good” - every king/tyrant in history (including Liver King).
The comments regarding his answers are pretty funny.
pop tarts.
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That’s not a thing. It sounds like you didn’t see the emails. The bodybuilding coach who the emails were sent to was not disclosed, and no pharma/supplement companies were mentioned in the emails. It’s a legitimate leak. Derek is 100000% legit. I think there’s absolutely no chance that he’s part of any conspiracy or whatever.
I also don’t think Liver King will benefit from this, at all. Everyone’s talking about how much publicity he’s getting out of it, but it’s really, really shitty publicity, and he’s alienated A LOT of seriously influential people in the fitness/supplement world. I understand where you’re coming from, and in most cases, you’d probably be right. But I don’t think you are here.
Do you follow McDojo on instagram (or other social media)? I can’t get enough of that stuff. It’s really incredible.
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I may have misunderstood the one describing his current stack at that point.
I thought that Empower pharmacy was his juicemill, but they were just the named supplier of the Omnitrope.
Empower is one of the larger compounding pharmacies around. I don’t know about outside of my state but all the local TRT mills order through Empower. They don’t prescribe just supply.
Omnitrope through Empower is just under $500 a vial. A vial is 5.8mg (3iu per mg) … roughly 18iu so not much. You can get a kit of 8 vials for $2500 through GoodRx. Just in case anybody wants to benefit from my research. UGL is super cheap by comparison.
We worked some in.
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Your avatar isn’t too far off. Just saying.
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Even his beard is fake, 
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Say it isn’t so… not the flavor saver!
As a guy who is open about his steroid use, I was surprised Mark Bell didn’t call out Liver king bullshit when he was on power project. I get it, Mark’s not interested in fucking up someone’s livelihood or calling people out for the sake of doing so, but just figured more would be said.
Edit: well shit, new episode covers the topic
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Nothing says living a ancestral lifestyle like having a vein-popping blood pressure and weighing roughly 100 pounds more than people living like our ancestors.
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