should people always talk in limericks?
If all opinions were expressed in this style,
I imagine it could take a while,
For new laws to be passed,
Or rapists gassed,
But debate would be much more worthwhile
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil!
There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
as he wiped of his chin
“If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it!”
There once was a barman from Poole
Who possessed a spectalcular tool
It delighted his wife
But caused no end of strife
When he brought it home covered in wool
What vehicle is spelled the same backwards and forwards?
racecar
What kind of cheese is made backwards?
edam
What gets wetter the more it dries?
a towel
what gets bigger the more you take away?
a hole
(moving on from the limericks are we?)
There was a young man from Kent
Whose cock was horribly bent
To save him the trouble
He bent it in double
And instead of his coming
He went.
A woman called October Girl
Once thought she’d give limericks a whirl
The thread she created
We all participated
Now this forum’s got more nuts than a squirrel.
There once was a stripper from Detroit
with knockers so huge they would hoit
When 5 men died in between them
she decided to shrink 'em
now there’s too much room in her wallet AND shoit
She stood on the bridge at midnight
Her lips were all a quiver
She gave a cough, her leg fell off
and floated down the river.