[quote]Otep wrote:
I’m made to mark on paper.
I’ve no legs to run or caper.
My stem is yellow,
My end is mellow,
My tip is sharp as a razor.
What am I?[/quote]
a pencil?
A box without hinges, windows, or doors and inside is a golden treasure. What am I?
It’s an egg… isn’t that also a riddle from the Lord of the Rings?
Li’l miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
eating her curds and whey
along came a spider
he sat down beside her
'n said
“What’s in the bowl, bitch?”
The immortal Diceman.
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
A box without hinges, windows, or doors and inside is a golden treasure. What am I?
[/quote]
I really want to say a woman’s nether-regions,
but I don’t know if that’s going to get me the date i want
squeezebox!
There once was a man called Jack
who stood far above his stack
he once went below
and blew like a pro
went black and never went back
that was mine.
no joke.
i know right?
There once was a man named Jim
he took off his pants on a whim
saw his own cock
and rolled up a sock
four inches a life so grim
There once was a man named Colin
he built a house that wouldn’t be fallen
Then he took up the sheep
and went a creep creep
so his wife away she went crawlin’
There once was a fella named Chuck
he took the road less traveled and snuck
into a bad room
and buggered the groom
and got more bang for his buck
There once was a girl named China
she had a bursting vagina
Along came Chang
With a tiny ol’ wang
And she cried out for Ol’ Carolina
[quote]Poetikaal wrote:
OctoberGirl wrote:
A box without hinges, windows, or doors and inside is a golden treasure. What am I?
I really want to say a woman’s nether-regions,
but I don’t know if that’s going to get me the date i want[/quote]
it’s an Egg!
I think this was also a riddle in the Lord of the Rings
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
Otep wrote:
I’m made to mark on paper.
I’ve no legs to run or caper.
My stem is yellow,
My end is mellow,
My tip is sharp as a razor.
What am I?
a pencil?
[/quote]
SUCCESS!!!
There once was a hooker named Sue,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
When they paid to get in,
She said with a grin,
You must pay to get out of it too!
There was a young man from Leith,
Who circumsised men with his teeth,
It wasnt for leisure,
Or sexual pleasure,
But to get at the cheese underneath
I appologise for any puking caused by this
There once were some people called ‘gays’,
And God riddled their bodies with AIDS,
But if he’d made it more clear,
That it’s a sin to be queer,
Then how would the choir-boys get laid?
[quote]OctoberGirl wrote:
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said “I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save”[/quote]
I deny accusations above,
And am tempted to throw down the glove,
Though it seems like derision,
I’ve reached the decision,
That this teasing of me’s borne out of love