[quote]Pootie Tang wrote:
Okay first of all. If you have dreadlocks and they stink you are a nasty mother fucker. I have had dreads for going on 13 years and they are kept quite clean.
I have never had bugs falling out of them and never had any complaints from the ladies. I wash them very often and they smell terrific. If you have very soft textured hair (caucasion, asian) it is very difficult to keep and maintain dreadlocks without a whole bunch of gook in them. Luckily I do not have that problem. The vast majority of people I know with dreads are very clean and don’t smell like a bag of ass.[/quote]
How long/thick are they? I want to get pretty thick dreads. Is sweat going to get trapped in there?
I used to have long hair. Guys ALWAYS look better with short hair, however. Every fucking time. If you cut your hair, you’ll take one look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck you were thinking five minutes ago.
Seriously, Penis, brother, do yourself a favor and cut that shit off. Think of how much fun showering will be. The wind will no longer be your bane. You can get away with two squirts of shampoo. People won’t mistake you for an ugly chick from behind anymore.
And the bitches that won’t fuck you might actually consider it.
Cutting my hair was one of the best decisions I’ve made. Don’t listen to those dirty hippie cocksuckers with their flowing lady-locks, like Dwarf. He’s a tosser, you know.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Vicomte wrote:
Guys ALWAYS look better with short hair, however. Every fucking time.
Wrong. I can name one who looks like a dork with short hair: David Lee Roth. Chris Cornell looked better with long hair as well.
Cutting my hair was one of the best decisions I’ve made. Don’t listen to those dirty hippie cocksuckers with their flowing lady-locks, like Dwarf. He’s a tosser, you know.
Even with lady-locks, I’m still twice the man you’ll ever be, Johnny-Wannabe.
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Rockstars have different rules. Everybody knows that. Of course, even the mighty John Rotten couldn’t pull it off.
And the hippie cocksucker bit was just giggles, brother.
And speaking of long hair, It’s always irritating when I meet someone new and they feel the need to tell me, “I used to have long hair”. Yeah, so what?
More irritating is when I find out that their “long” hair was only barely touching their collar.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
And speaking of long hair, It’s always irritating when I meet someone new and they feel the need to tell me, “I used to have long hair”. Yeah, so what?
More irritating is when I find out that their “long” hair was only barely touching their collar.
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I get that as well, because I usually dye mine (bleached or pink, most times). ‘Yeah, I used to color my hair blue.’ They then elaborate that it was that shit temporary dye that shampoos out after a day. Or they follow with ‘But I didn’t wear no nail polish, ha ha.’ My personal favorite is the middle-aged crowd that says, ‘Oh, my son used to dye his hair. But not pink, ha ha.’ Then they shake their heads and make ‘no thank you’ motions with their hands.
It’s actually really patronising.
Also, as far as dreads go: being a white kid, I always thought I couldn’t grow dreads. When I finally cut my hair a few years ago after it was quite long, there was one really gnarly dread in the back that I absolutely couldn’t comb out. I was quite proud of it, especially because it just sort of formed itself. It had hidden from me for about three years, the bastard. I think I might be part Rasta.
