[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
What is it with you and little boys with gender neutral names? Is Tory still hopeful?[/quote]
Just wait till she meets a boy named Sue!
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
What is it with you and little boys with gender neutral names? Is Tory still hopeful?[/quote]
For your viewing pleasure…
It gets sent to me once a month.
[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
What is it with you and little boys with gender neutral names? Is Tory still hopeful?[/quote]
No… I squashed his heart a long time ago.
I wish I could remember the name of the guy who introduced himself to me on my squatting day Sunday… only to see if it was gender neutral… as I was warming up he was in the power cage and after staring at me (I had my headphones in) forever, he finally asked if I would mind watching him squat because he’d “never done this before”. I obliged only because I wasn’t in a cunt-ish mood yet.
Note: Generally I would have no issues helping someone who asked, however I’ve seen this guy at the gym at least a dozen times in the last few months and have seen him successfully 3/4 squatting before. Therefore he lied to me to chat me up. He even asked (after I offered some tips) if he could watch me squat.
Anyways, long and short of it is he said “Hey, what’s your name by the way? My name is ______”. I paid attention long enough to say my name then left the racks. Yesterday he was in there just after ddot left and I was back to emasculate Taylor some more and he waved with this really big stupid grin on his face.
I think I need a t-shirt that says “I may look nice, but I’m not, so fuck off”. Todd, my birthday just passed…maybe you can get me a belated gift.
[quote]Court wrote:
I think I need a t-shirt that says “I may look nice, but I’m not, so fuck off”. Todd, my birthday just passed…maybe you can get me a belated gift.[/quote]
I’ve been trying. They make your size t-shirt, just not one with an opening big enough to fit YOUR head through.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
ddot76 wrote:
Court wrote:
Military Press Day - 80lb max (estimated, haven’t done this in forever) so 72lb for 5/3/1
MP
45x5
50x5 (65%)
60x5 (75%)
70x5 (85%)
I got the bare minimum with military press. I haven’t done overhead pressing in ages so I’m hoping I see some gains in this as I get more used to it. Also, it’s tough when your max is so low because you’re so close to that max. Depending on how the next 2 weeks go, I may not change the max.
Chin ups (Assissted)
10x4
Dips - 5, 3 unassissted then
10x4 assissted
Arnold Presses
20x10x4
In good news (for ddot), I didn’t kick him in the balls. I was even nice enough to spot him on his max rep set of bench. I’m kind like that.
Slightly disappointed that there’s no reference to the emasculation of Taylor.
Poor boy shouldn’t try to keep up with me. I actually forget exactly what I said to the kid, however my favorite part was after I emasculated him I followed up with “Oh, I’m Courtney by the way”. He reminds me of my little brother all tall and lanky… plus I think they’re the same age. I’m sure he was trying to be all cool in front of me, but I eat little boys like that for breakfast and spit them out, heartbroken before 10 
We wouldn’t get along … you spit[/quote]
Would you consider yourself a ‘little’ boy? because that’s all I was referring to when I mentioned spitting.
[quote]ddot76 wrote:
Court wrote:
I think I need a t-shirt that says “I may look nice, but I’m not, so fuck off”. Todd, my birthday just passed…maybe you can get me a belated gift.
I’ve been trying. They make your size t-shirt, just not one with an opening big enough to fit YOUR head through.[/quote]
Maybe a button up will work?
they make V neck shirts in pink…
kmc
[quote]Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
ddot76 wrote:
Court wrote:
Military Press Day - 80lb max (estimated, haven’t done this in forever) so 72lb for 5/3/1
MP
45x5
50x5 (65%)
60x5 (75%)
70x5 (85%)
I got the bare minimum with military press. I haven’t done overhead pressing in ages so I’m hoping I see some gains in this as I get more used to it. Also, it’s tough when your max is so low because you’re so close to that max. Depending on how the next 2 weeks go, I may not change the max.
Chin ups (Assissted)
10x4
Dips - 5, 3 unassissted then
10x4 assissted
Arnold Presses
20x10x4
In good news (for ddot), I didn’t kick him in the balls. I was even nice enough to spot him on his max rep set of bench. I’m kind like that.
Slightly disappointed that there’s no reference to the emasculation of Taylor.
Poor boy shouldn’t try to keep up with me. I actually forget exactly what I said to the kid, however my favorite part was after I emasculated him I followed up with “Oh, I’m Courtney by the way”. He reminds me of my little brother all tall and lanky… plus I think they’re the same age. I’m sure he was trying to be all cool in front of me, but I eat little boys like that for breakfast and spit them out, heartbroken before 10
We wouldn’t get along … you spit
Would you consider yourself a ‘little’ boy? because that’s all I was referring to when I mentioned spitting.[/quote]
I wasn’t referring myself as a little boy; I was referring to the little boys of mine you’d be spitting up…think about it
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
ddot76 wrote:
Court wrote:
Military Press Day - 80lb max (estimated, haven’t done this in forever) so 72lb for 5/3/1
MP
45x5
50x5 (65%)
60x5 (75%)
70x5 (85%)
I got the bare minimum with military press. I haven’t done overhead pressing in ages so I’m hoping I see some gains in this as I get more used to it. Also, it’s tough when your max is so low because you’re so close to that max. Depending on how the next 2 weeks go, I may not change the max.
Chin ups (Assissted)
10x4
Dips - 5, 3 unassissted then
10x4 assissted
Arnold Presses
20x10x4
In good news (for ddot), I didn’t kick him in the balls. I was even nice enough to spot him on his max rep set of bench. I’m kind like that.
Slightly disappointed that there’s no reference to the emasculation of Taylor.
Poor boy shouldn’t try to keep up with me. I actually forget exactly what I said to the kid, however my favorite part was after I emasculated him I followed up with “Oh, I’m Courtney by the way”. He reminds me of my little brother all tall and lanky… plus I think they’re the same age. I’m sure he was trying to be all cool in front of me, but I eat little boys like that for breakfast and spit them out, heartbroken before 10
We wouldn’t get along … you spit
Would you consider yourself a ‘little’ boy? because that’s all I was referring to when I mentioned spitting.
I wasn’t referring myself as a little boy; I was referring to the little boys of mine you’d be spitting up…think about it[/quote]
Twig and berries really that small Polo? That’s a shame. Whoever may have told you before that size doesn’t matter lied.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court wrote:
ddot76 wrote:
Court wrote:
Military Press Day - 80lb max (estimated, haven’t done this in forever) so 72lb for 5/3/1
MP
45x5
50x5 (65%)
60x5 (75%)
70x5 (85%)
I got the bare minimum with military press. I haven’t done overhead pressing in ages so I’m hoping I see some gains in this as I get more used to it. Also, it’s tough when your max is so low because you’re so close to that max. Depending on how the next 2 weeks go, I may not change the max.
Chin ups (Assissted)
10x4
Dips - 5, 3 unassissted then
10x4 assissted
Arnold Presses
20x10x4
In good news (for ddot), I didn’t kick him in the balls. I was even nice enough to spot him on his max rep set of bench. I’m kind like that.
Slightly disappointed that there’s no reference to the emasculation of Taylor.
Poor boy shouldn’t try to keep up with me. I actually forget exactly what I said to the kid, however my favorite part was after I emasculated him I followed up with “Oh, I’m Courtney by the way”. He reminds me of my little brother all tall and lanky… plus I think they’re the same age. I’m sure he was trying to be all cool in front of me, but I eat little boys like that for breakfast and spit them out, heartbroken before 10
We wouldn’t get along … you spit
Would you consider yourself a ‘little’ boy? because that’s all I was referring to when I mentioned spitting.
I wasn’t referring myself as a little boy; I was referring to the little boys of mine you’d be spitting up…think about it[/quote]
I think he was referring to this thread…Forums - T Nation - The World's Trusted Community for Elite Fitness
Court (if that is your real name) Don’t take it out on me that it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Chrysalis - thanks for clearing that up
[quote]polo77j wrote:
Court (if that is your real name) Don’t take it out on me that it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Chrysalis - thanks for clearing that up :)[/quote]
You do realize, don’t you, that she was only PRETENDING to be obtuse…
[quote]Chrysalis wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court (if that is your real name) Don’t take it out on me that it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Chrysalis - thanks for clearing that up
You do realize, don’t you, that she was only PRETENDING to be obtuse…[/quote]
Polo - When it’s that small, everything seems like a hallway… wasn’t there a thread about jelquing a while back? You may want to try it and see if it helps. At this point, anything is worth a short, right? 
Chrys - Polo loves me and he knows it. He knows I know what he was referring to, but he also knows that I wouldn’t just roll over and take it without a fight.
[quote]Court wrote:
Chrysalis wrote:
polo77j wrote:
Court (if that is your real name) Don’t take it out on me that it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Chrysalis - thanks for clearing that up
You do realize, don’t you, that she was only PRETENDING to be obtuse…
Polo - When it’s that small, everything seems like a hallway… wasn’t there a thread about jelquing a while back? You may want to try it and see if it helps. At this point, anything is worth a short, right?
Chrys - Polo loves me and he knows it. He knows I know what he was referring to, but he also knows that I wouldn’t just roll over and take it without a fight.
[/quote]
Of course! Hehe.
She’s right … but she DOES like to roll over and take … she says the struggle makes it better
Actually felt pretty good going into deadlifts yesterday. I got them in before volleyball and actually had a great volleyball game as well. I had some energy and it helped that I was deadlifting with Scottie because, frankly, he has so much energy and is always in such a great mood that you can’t help but be happy and energetic when you’re with him. Anywho…
Cycle 1 Week 2
Deadlifts (320 max)
135x5x2
185x5
200x3 (70%)
230x3 (80%)
260x6 (90%) → last week was 245x8
Seated Good Mornings (I like these more and can’t have another week where my hamstrings hurt for 6 days after doing them standing)
95x15x5 → +3reps
Hanging Leg Raises
15x5
Good session, was a little beat up after deads. The first 4 I pulled pretty quickly and I had to reset for each of the last two because the bar wasn’t anywhere close to lined up where it should be. The last one was rough and slow, but still good.
Then went and played in the sand for an hour. We won all 4 games. It was super muggy and I got covered in sand. So, I decided it was a good idea to go directly to my brother’s lacrosse game and then directly to a late night tea drinking, guitar listening hangout with a friend. I’m a little rough around the edges this morning, but only have a half day of work. I need to get home, pack, and be ready for 1pm when I’m getting picked up to go to Ottawa to watch everyone lift. Yay!
With your 320 max, how do you calculate that? Did you pull 320 raw and I missed it? If so, I hate you. Nice job with the 260, tho.
Most of you girls lift more than me.
[quote]James_T_Kirk wrote:
Most of you girls lift more than me.[/quote]
We’ll break your knees if you start lifting more than us.
Just sayin’.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
With your 320 max, how do you calculate that? Did you pull 320 raw and I missed it? If so, I hate you. Nice job with the 260, tho.[/quote]
I pulled 315 raw a while ago and it came up pretty quickly…nowhere near a ‘max effort’. So I decided to go with 320.
I love you too PMPM. I love you too.