Let's Get weird

[quote]Stronghold wrote:
BK's Tiny Hands Commercial - YouTube [/quote]
LOL I referenced this video last night

No training log updates today? Don’t you know that you need to be training EVERY DAY to get totally jaked bro?

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
No training log updates today? Don’t you know that you need to be training EVERY DAY to get totally jaked bro?[/quote]

HEY!

New job has me crazy busy. Training 3 days a week now. That way, I never have to worry about getting big and strong, amirite?

Last night:

a. Incline-
bar x10
135x10
165x10
205x10
175x15

205 is the closest I’ve been to pre-weight loss strength on Incline since…well, pre-weight loss. Whadddup.

b. High Cable Cross- 20x30 then weighed chest stretch, 50 lb dumbbells x what seemed like forever

c. Lever Press-
25x10
50x10
75x10
100x8
85x17

d. Incline Swing+Stretch- 70x40 x3 FFFFUUUUUUUUU

e. Chins-
bw(170) x10
bw(170)+35 x8
bw(170) x17

f. Hammer Row-
90x10
180x10
300x10
250x18

Hanging stretch for a nightmarish amount of time, then done.

Hey, can we fuck shit up again on the forums soonish plz

a. Chins, rotating grips- bw(173)x10 x4

b. Meadows Row-
50x10
75x10
100x10 x4

c. Articulted Pulldown- 70x12 x3
d. Dumbbell Shrug- 100x30 x3
e. Preacher Curl- 65x10, x8 x5
f. Kettlebell Hammer Curl- 16kg x12 x3

a. Chest Pass- 12# x20 reps

b. Bench, close grip-
bar x10
135x10
175x5
65% 200x5
70% 215x5 x3
75% 230x3 x2

c. 6" Block Pull, beltless-
135x5
185x5
225x5
65% 275x5 x3

WHOA THIS LOOKS FAMILIAR

Last night…

a) Squat, beltless-
bar x10 x2
135x10
185x5
(65%) 235x5
(70%) 255x5 x3
(75%) 275x3 x2

b) Reverse Grip Bench-
bar x10
135x5
(65%) 195x5 x3

c) RFESS- 24kg (x2) x10 x3

I’ll start doing assistance work again once I get over these allergies. My diet this week is 70% ephedrine.

Squatted high bar. Going to see if it doesn’t make me stronger. As it stands, high bar puts a lot less lateral force on my bad knee compared to low bar, so I think it will be a positive thing if I can make the switch.

Pic is unrelated. But I thought it would look familiar.

Articulated pulldown? Which dat?

Use the pulldown with two cables and a D handle on each one, pulling apart and down.

Tonight:

a. Overhead Throw- 12# x20 reps

b. Press-
bar x10 x2
95x5
(65%) 120x5
(70%) 130x5 x3
(75%) 140 x3 x2

b. Front Squat, beltless-
bar x10
135x5
(65%) 175x5 x3

c. Chins, rotating grips- bw(171) x10 x6
d. Alternating DB Upright Row- 40x12 x3
e. Rope Curl- 35x12 x3

Zyrtec and Red Bull work wonders when combined. Much better session than Monday’s sinusmigrainefest.

Hey bro, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD LIKE SCORE SOME DECA BRO

DUDE BRO

YEAH DUDE I NEED ANABOLICS TO LIKE YOU KNOW, JUMPSTART MY GAINZ

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Hey bro, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD LIKE SCORE SOME DECA BRO

DUDE BRO

YEAH DUDE I NEED ANABOLICS TO LIKE YOU KNOW, JUMPSTART MY GAINZ[/quote]

The funny thing is I’ve actually found a site that actually sells roids online lol.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]detazathoth wrote:
Hey bro, DO YOU KNOW WHERE I COULD LIKE SCORE SOME DECA BRO

DUDE BRO

YEAH DUDE I NEED ANABOLICS TO LIKE YOU KNOW, JUMPSTART MY GAINZ[/quote]
The funny thing is I’ve actually found a site that actually sells roids online lol.[/quote]

lol

Stronghold and I are life long bro’s, so he’s seen what’s been going on with people asking me some of the most ridiculous questions ever since I start posting my training on this site, facebook, and youtube again.

Some funny shit.

You ignored my funny picture. Hmmph.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
You ignored my funny picture. Hmmph.[/quote]
That pic scared me … because it reminded me of what my mom used to be like behind the wheel.

[quote]buckeye girl wrote:
You ignored my funny picture. Hmmph.[/quote]

BROS BEFORE…

HO’S

runs

a. 2" Deficit Sumo Pull-
135x10
185x5
225x5
(65%) 265x5
(70%) 285x5 x3
(75%) 305x3 x2

b. Incline-
bar x10
135x5
(65%) 175x5 x3

c. Dumbbell Shrugs- 105x30 x2
d. Toes-to-bar- x10 x3

Sumo felt AWFUL. Not sure if it’s because I haven’t done anything with anything wider than a shoulder width stance in months or what, but I’m switching it back to conventional. Didn’t feel good on my knee.

a. Chest Pass- 12# x25 reps

b. Bench-
bar 10 x2
135x10
185x5
(67%) 210x5 x2
(72%) 225x5 x3
(77%) 240x3 x3

c. 2" Block Pull, beltless-
135x10
225x5
(70%) 295x4 x4

d. Chins, rotating grips- bw(170) x12 x5
e. Seated Face Pull- 30x15 x3

a. Squat, beltless-
bar x10 x2
135x5
185x5
(67%) 245x5 x2
(72%) 265x5 x3
(77%) 285x3 x3

b. Reverse Grip Bench-
bar x10
135x10
(70%) 210x4 x4

c. Died.