Leather jacket, anyone?

Some great idea’s… mine’s not original since I’m borrowing from a few and using a little science that exudes the T-mag ideals.
How about we go with the lesbian rugby team…now hear me out!.. OK, now women co-habitating and what not have their cycles syncronize… just think of it!..all these ladies ovalating, producing testosterone boosting fatty acids all at the same time! … there’s more!.. During ovalation they’re attracted to big sums a bitches (you guys! ok… so I not below a little flattery).
I know most of you guys are married, so this is where I come in… I will talk with your wives and see if you can come out and play. And as an added bonus… I’ll even invite President Bush.

Throw a few supplements in the jacket pocket and I’ll even convince Mrs. Bush (ok, the last part was a bad idea… hey… what about the twins??)

What is the essence of a t-man? Well I bet it’s NOT being idiots doing moronic things. I bet if everyone takes a step back and gathers their thoughts, (even though it may be difficult and painful for some), you will all realize what makes a real T-Man proud to be a T-Man. I’ts more than just muscles, weight, and machoism, (even though that’s a good part of it). I’ll be getting married at the end of this month and of course we will have absolutely NO MONEY!! In fact we are in a great deal of debt due to various expenses, (i.e. school loans, graduate school loans, medical school loans, and more school loans, but not limited to just Biotest products…:)). So my first idea of donating $1200 to a charity of T-Mag’s choice won’t work. However, my fiance and myself have decided to donate our time to a charity of T-Mag’s choosing. Just pick a worthy charity in the Dallas area and how many total hours you think we should work, and just use the jacket as a tax deductable donation!! We were thinking the ASPCA, Make-A-Wish, Troy Aikman foundation, Red Cross, or a Childrens medical hospital. Of course the final decision is all yours. I believe that’s what makes a real T-Man and his T-Vixen, giving back to those who need it.

I like the track Vince B is on…but something’s still missing. I think it’s the hardcore element. Maybe donating time for tough inner city kid gangs would be closer…kinda like Big Brother. (Now, this is just MY opinion. It really doesn’t matter what I think, TC’s the judge!)

what you said is very corny. Id rather be a bam margera than a mother teresa.

Hey TC
Why do I think I should get the jacket, Why not.I have been using your products for over two years know and have gained around 20 pounds of lean mass in that time. I am 6’2" and weigh around 250 with about 13% bodyfat. I have worn my T t-shirt around so much. I have worn holes in it. I get so many questions about it and trust me I tell them all they want to know about you guys and where to find you.I have told all my buddies where to buy your products and where to read your info. I am a copetive shotputter and dicus thrower. I compete in my t t-shirt at ever meet I throw at. And in track you get a lot of looks wearing a shirt like that. My father is also a Two time world champ in arm wrestling and I have started competeing in that and guest what shirt I wear. Thats right my testosterone shirt. Well if you have a 56 long or XXL in the jacket i would love one and I would where it everwhere. You wouldn’t get much more advertising from any one else, than me. Good luck
Shawn

Steve…that’s exactly why you’ll never be a true T-Man!

I am definitely a T-Man, and a young one, 17. Nothings wrong with charity work, but that was not the plan perscribed by TC.
also, great jackass tonight!
and malcolm in the middle

Keeping this up top. Nothing has really jumped out at me yet. Lots of okay ideas, though, but nothing that really grabs me.

I will enter the best boxers contest at the freaky tiki dance club in myrtle beach this saturday night live web cast over the globe with testosterone written accross my chest and the proof will be live at www.freakytiki.com if I will get the jacket.

DAMN! I just got back from a weekend rugby tournament…and I could have had that idea taken care of!!! I’ll bet I can still pull it off, would it really get the jacket??? (I TOLD you all you had to do was come up with something!!! and I’m still working on my other idea…hopefully it will be done by friday)

  1. Paint the top of a building with the word “Testosterone” in yellow paint, strip down to a speedo, do a classic T-man pose in front of the word, and have someone photograph the scene from a nearby building.

    2. Deface one of those billboards that reads, “Want strong bones? Drink milk,” to something like “Want big muscles? Drink Winstrol.”

    [more later…]

  1. Change the letterbox church sign from those weekly inspirational messages to, “What Would T-Man Do?” (This would have to be an inside job, you’d need more/different letters.)

Obviously I’m not thinking too clearly, I posted a new message as a reply to this one. In case you didn’t see it, My testosterone feat was to get my wife pregnant first try(tripletts no less)with no fertility drugs, If that doesn’t deserve a jacket than nothing does.

I’ll pay for the jacket. Booyah!!! Okay I won’t. :slight_smile:

I’ll send in my picture for evaluation. If 90% of the T-Mag readership votes my body is that of a true T-man, then i win a jacket. How about it? 90% is an overwhelming majority…I’ll even hold a newspaper like those EAS retards to prove the date.

To Akicita, I already wore a t-mag shirt to church. Since everyone knows me none were surprised. “Patty” and I go to the same church and he’s not kidding about touching his chin in a Matt Furey style backbend or about sharing his beliefs. Personally I’m kind of disappointed that so many T-men would want to destroy something to prove their T-man-ness. Why vandalize Harleys? Why nother going near a gay club half nekkid? TC, If you want to send someone a leather jacket, interview the guy that wrestled a shark to save his nephew and give the jacket to him. Or find a cop or fire fighter that risks his life for fellow man. You want HARD-CORE? Rush into a burning building, throw a 250 lb. slob over your shoulder and run out, for reps. That’s HARD CORE! In Christ, Greg Brock

I am going to visit a friend in CA next weekend. I will walk into Venice gold’s gym with a sign over my body. Reading: “bodybuilders are wimps”, dressed like girl. Beat this!!!

I have 2 more ideas: First one I will break a world record and pull a buss loaded with my college football team and of course the cheerliters. I will have the news and Guinness film for there show. The 2nd Idea I will dress my team in t-mag shirts and wear them to the first espn converged game.

I think “bobby” deserves a jacket if he promises to take a spelling course. “Cheerliters” was classic.

Okay, I have an idea and it doesn’t involve me winning the jacket, it is an idea for the ladies…TC, why not have all the T-Vixens who post on the Forum and who make up the Gang O’ Babes column submit a bikini (or less) picture and put them on the site for a week or two to get voted on. For entering the T-Vixens all get a couple of bottles of Methoxy or MD-6 or something and the winner of the voting round gets the leather jacket. I figure we all win, the ladies get free supps, the men get to see some real life T-Vixens, and one lucky lady gets a leather jacket…How about it guys, any others like this idea???