Hey, I just checked out the forum for the first time in a couple of days, and things look a little BORING around here.
Tell you what, I’ve got a Testosterone leather jacket sitting here, ready to be given away. Who wants it? More importantly, how bad do you want it? In other words, what weird or “interesting” thing is anybody willing to do to earn it?
Whatever it is, we’ll need photo or video proof; either that, or signed affidavits from three nuns.
Let's hear some offers! Remember, don't do nuthin' stupid; don't break no major laws, and let's be careful out there.
Oh, that’s just cause I haven’t been around to post much lately, TC. But I’ve come up with a new movement where I do a near-full split and do a shoulder press. WHat else did you have in mind? Lata.
You know, nothing smells more like testosterone than raw human strength, and classic american steel. Hot August Nights just started here in Reno, and I would be willing to find a nice classic piece of american steel, say a late '50s vintage Cadilac, fill it with people, strap a rope to it, and drag it around the block. And maybe even put a couple of your T-Mag pictures on the car for gratuitous promotion of your site…
my roomate took a picture of me sitting in the crapper while reading an issue of Mad! I still have to get that film developed, but I can do it anytime. You guys interested?
Hey I just enquired about a leather jacket. here’s my chance. Something weird, brave lets see. I got a video camera last month and I took a homemade sex movie of my wife last night and she does’nt know. I told her she was getting a masage, she get one big time from me and herself ( haha) Good stuff if your into voyerism. I want the jacket, you want the tape?
If your going to print this, no you don’t get the tape,. I’m risking a marriage here for your jacket ( kind of dumb eh !.) You have to admit it’s funny. If your a true testosterone type guy though don’t watch it by your self, it’s bad enough waking up with a woody !
Ah, yes. Testosterone: it’s not just a hormone, it’s an adventure.
Okay, since bodybuilders are concerned with vascularity, I have a vein in my right hand that I can move at will. This is totally isolated movement; I don’t mean that I can swing my arm around and get “move the vein” or any cheap shit like that. You can see the thing wiggle like a worm very clearly, and I will provide video footage to support my claims. HAH! Beat THAT, T-dogs!
I’ll walk around the mean streets of Manhattan with nothing more than a speedo and the word “Testosterone” written on my back. I’ll approach random people and ask directions or if they know a good reataurant (or other random shit) What do you think??? I’ll videotape the event if you’re interested.
(you have to admit…it’s better than the entries you’ve received so far!)
How about this for stupid human trick: Whenever I eat green apples, for some inexplicable reason my nipples get hard as diamonds. Want proof? Didn’t think so. But I can deliver if you like. Let’s not even discuss the ongoing Tribex-500 super ejaculations, either. Instead, how about a video of me (in a TESOSTERONE T-shirt) walking into Gold’s during areobic hour with five large Dominoe’s pizza’s and a couple 2 liter bottles of Mountain Dew?
How about this, I don’t have any amazing tricks to my leisure that I can harness but I do have a knack for writing and would get a testosterone-touting article published in my local newspaper. Who knows, maybe I can turn a few readers on to the phenomenon known as t-mag.
Well buddy…I doubt it is what your looking for, but I intend on doing Renegade training while doing the Fat Fast for the next 30 days. I will probably die…but I want to try combining them together…see how it works at ripping off the fat!! As I said…doubt it is what you want…but I think it will redefine hardcore!!
