5 May 2018 - Bench + REHAB?!?! Bodyweight: 216lbs
Bird Dogs 5x10 each side, 5 second holds
Band Walks 2x15 yards
Side Planks 3x40 seconds each side
Barbell Bench 225x10, 4x10 165lbs
Paused DB Incline Bench 3x15 50lbs
Close Grip Bench 3x5 225lbs
Seated DB OHP 1x35 35lbs
Conditioning
Work. Was on my feet for 8 hours carrying trays of glassware, racks of dinner plates, full garbage cans, etc. Back felt much better after all of this somehow…
Notes
For bench, I forgot to do my 5/3/1 sets first. No worries. I decided I want to do my first set of 10 at 225 from now on to keep some of that rep strength, and it went pretty well. Probably could’ve gotten 11 or 12 so I think 225 is the right weight for me.
So, about the rehab. I think I fucked up my back, although I’m not sure. I thought I fucked it up a few weeks back (maybe over a month ago actually) but I didn’t. A weird pain that went away after 2 days and didn’t resurface in any way, shape, or form. I’m not sure what happened this time. Here’s the timeline:
Thursday: 2x2 455lb deadlifts. No pain or discomfort in my lower back whatsoever (Sumo never gives me back trouble)
Friday: Rest day, slightly tender once I reach the edge of my ROM for lumbar flexion (bending forward).
Saturday: Woke up with a knife wedged deep into my lumbar spine. Just kidding, that’s just the sensation I had. I couldn’t roll over in bed to get up, so I had to do a really awkward sit up. Stood up and looked like the hunchback of notre dame. Maybe worse. Hobbled to the bathroom, and decided to sit down to piss because standing wasn’t working too well. Turns out sitting is almost as bad. I finished my business and got back in bed, and this was the closest to crying from pain I’ve been in since I was probably 8 years old. Tears were welling up in my eyes involuntarily. I also wanted to cry because I was scared. No idea what the fuck had happened to me overnight, but I could barely move and I know it has something to do with the deadlifts on Thursday. Part of the reason I’m so worried is because my best friend herniated a disc in January and he can’t squat or deadlift anymore. As of November, my squat max was mid-upper 300s and his was 425. My deadlift was 425 and his was 475. And he herniated his disc squatting 315 while warming up for squats. What. The. Fuck.
My theory is that I strained a ligament or tendon in my lower back while deadlifting and something caused it to become enraged overnight. I don’t have constant pain from it; it only bothers me when I go too far into lumbar flexion. I think I can still pick things up off the ground, but my strength is limited. Lifting does not cause me pain, but I can’t lift as much. It’s odd.
My plan of action is to do what Layne Norton does for his back: several 10-15 minute walks every day, several rounds of side planks every day, partial crunches, and obscene amounts of Bird Dogs. Additionally, I will continue training my bench and legs, but legs will only be on machines that don’t involve my lower back. Leg press, leg extensions, leg curls, glute bridges, etc. I can’t do GHR (although I will try it once to see how it feels). I won’t be squatting or deadlifting for 2-3 weeks but I hope to still be able to build some leg mass with leg press. It doesn’t matter to me how I get that mass, I just want it. I’ll have to bring my maxes down for my 5/3/1 squat + deadlift hypertrophy for when I get back to it, but I’m not too worried.
Moving around all day made my back feel better and better which I think is a good sign. I’m kind of nervous to see how I feel when I wake up. Flashback to my hip flexor which was a nagging injury that took about 6-8 weeks of constant attention to actually eradicate pain from. That was also a ROM-dependent pain. Squatting in Oly shoes didn’t hurt, but squatting in chucks made it hurt. Weird phenomenon.
Anyways, that’s the plan. Play it safe, switch things up a little, and continue to press on. With deadlifts and actual squats out of the picture, I’ll need to dedicate some more time to back exercises. Pull ups and rows (if my lower back can handle it) and that sort of thing. I plan to do my rehab-esque routine every day. I already normally walk about 30 minutes a day around school and with my dog, but I’ll throw in some extra walking. I’ll do my planks when I’m bored and my bird dogs when I watch TV. I basically have two options right now: be a bitch, become a couch potato, and cry that my back hurts is one. Second option is to say fuck that, do my rehab, and get back to squatting and deadlifting as soon as possible.
Last tidbit: When I get back to it, I’ll start very slow. I won’t go higher than 245ish for squats and 275ish for deadlifts for a good amount of time once I get back. I think this injury is kind of a blessing in disguise; it sucks ass that I can’t chase a new deadlift max next week or squat (I unracked 185 today and it hurt lol), but it’s a good wake up call. My core was very weak which is why I think my back strained the way it did. My training was unbalanced for too long and it finally caught up to me… Never again. I added lots of glute stuff once I hurt my hip flexor, and now I have to add lots of core stuff to balance out my back injury. Fuck rehab, I need to get onto some prehab stuff for my active rest days… Word up my dudes, have a fantastic Sunday!