Congrats bud
Thanks, again guys.
[quote]jasmincar wrote:
I hope he wont be as dumb as you[/quote]
I’m in too good of a mood to let you drag me down, ya big retart. 
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Wow, I can’t believe you Lanky, I mean will you stoop to any level to get some attention? I’m sure in a month or so you’re going to be telling us how you developed “super cancer” or “Anal Warts” or something else shocking. Well I’m not buying it for one minute.
Unless you found out one of your donations at the sperm bank was a succesful implantation, there is no way you are having a kid. And seeing as that is HIGHLY illegal for Sperm banks to tell you that info, I am thinking this is all just a big ruse to get you some attention.
Just kidding broseph, good job on gettin a mini me. I gots an 8 year old girl myself, she’s a pretty awsome little kid. Of course her dad is awsome, so your kid might find it a little harder to be cool, but if you want, just drop him/her off at Uncle vegitas and I’ll make sure she/he gets some form of good influence (or my wife will, still can’t figure out if it’s her influence or mine that is doing the good job).
V[/quote]
You know, you’re not such a bad guy for being my arch enemy.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
congrats! Does this mean countingbeans is preggers?[/quote]
Lol, exactly.
[quote]That One Guy wrote:
Congrats, you better teach it the ways of the janitor. Someone’s gotta take your place around here when you leave eventually.[/quote]
Dude, my kid will be no slouch. Head janitor!
Congratulations… Now go watch Alien;-)
Congrats Lanky!!! Any names picked out for Mini-Mofo? Although… I don’t think you could beat Mini-Mofo… Go lock up mini-mofo.com for your child’s future.
Grats, Lanky! Fatherhood is a blast. There is some aggravation to be dealt with, but it’s definitely worth it.
They’ll make you feel stupid with how quick they learn.
Congrats you lanky mofo.
She Say and I were both 24 when we had Sen Jr.
Finally…I can’t believe you’ve never posted pics in the sexy wives/gf thread…see that you fix that immediately.
Hey, Congratulations!
Many years ago, some people said Yo Daddy and I should get married when I was pregnant. Three kids and 15 years later, we finally decided to tie the knot, and we’re still together. Some people were already divorced by then. Love makes a family, not marriage.
Good luck.
I thought this was a joke. Congrats, Lanky. Your life has officially ended.
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
I thought this was a joke. Congrats, Lanky. Your life has officially ended.[/quote]
Wol, I gave up coke and hookers a long time ago.
[quote]sen say wrote:
Finally…I can’t believe you’ve never posted pics in the sexy wives/gf thread…see that you fix that immediately.[/quote]
She’s a shy one, maybe if I post some face shots she’ll let me go a little further in the future. I’m not making any promises but I’ll see what I can do.
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Hey, Congratulations!
Many years ago, some people said Yo Daddy and I should get married when I was pregnant. Three kids and 15 years later, we finally decided to tie the knot, and we’re still together. Some people were already divorced by then. Love makes a family, not marriage.
Good luck.[/quote]
Thanks, and that’s very true. I’ve seen too many people get hitched simply because the girl got pregnant and it rarely works out. I feel good that we were planning on marriage beforehand, but now it’ll just have to wait an extra year or two. Definitely no biggie!
For the record, I was miraculously born 7 months after my parents got married. No joke.
lol
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
For the record, I was miraculously born 7 months after my parents got married. No joke.
lol[/quote]
I always knew you were a bastard.
[quote]JPCleary wrote:
Congratulations!
My wife and I were in high school when we had our first, and only, child. Which is how at age 29 we have a middle school aged daughter.
And we turned out great and my daughter is freaking awesome! Plus we get to look forward to being empty-nesters at age 35.
So I say get it done early.[/quote]
Same here. I’m 29, my oldest son is 9. I was 19 almost 20 when he was born, my wife was 17. Been married ten years, together for 11. Age has nothing to do with one’s ability to own up to responsibility. I am tired of all these psychologists trying to tell me that the frontal lobe of teenagers is not as developed as adults and that it impairs their ability to discern from right and wrong and blah blah blah… no, teenagers are just fucking stupid. I was. So was everyone else. The difference is realzing when we fuck up and fixing it. The rest are lazy and should be using birth control anyway to thin the herd some. More oxygen for me. We have no natural predator anymore…so man has become his own predator. Unfortunately government and laws to protect stupidity have thwarted all attempts the human species has made at eliminating superfluous genes from the mixing bowl.
where do babies come from?
seriously though, congrats, and enjoy parenthood 
Wait, is it hers?
wishing your girlfriend a happy/healthy pregnancy…
When/if the morning sickness kicks in, by her a present…she’ll despise you a little less.
Congrats!
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
wishing your girlfriend a happy/healthy pregnancy…
When/if the morning sickness kicks in, by her a present…she’ll despise you a little less.
Congrats![/quote]
Haha, I’m already getting the “You did this to me!”
[quote]mom-in-MD wrote:
wishing your girlfriend a happy/healthy pregnancy…
When/if the morning sickness kicks in, by her a present…she’ll despise you a little less.
Congrats![/quote]
My wife never had morning sickness, never got stretch marks, and my son never went through the “terrible twos”. Somehow there’s a correlation, I just know it.
lol
